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This is what a three time Stanley Cup Champion looks like.



This is what a three time Stanley Cup Champion looks like.

by Sumdood88

32 Comments

  1. SnooOpinions8755

    Then I must be a three time Stanley cup champion.

  2. Sss00099

    Alan, from *The Hangover,* plays hockey?

    Amazing.

  3. EyeHeartBidets

    Greatest 50 goal scorer who never hit 40 ever.

    Pfft.

  4. International-Chef33

    This is like one of his better pics too

  5. ExternalJournalist75

    Fuck if you told me he was begging for change in Vegas I’d believe you

  6. ratzy88

    He reminds of me zach Galifianakis (or how ever it’s spelt) in the hangover

  7. aottoa2

    This is kinda what i look like. Maybe i should lace em up again

  8. Dude I must only uave at least 4…hundred…million cups by now

  9. ProfessorDerp22

    That’s what the pinnacle of man looks like.

  10. Waffles_Remix

    No one is answering how he got Tim Horton’s in Vegas. How? HOW?

  11. Whyuknowthat

    I hope in a few years he randomly signs up to play beer league under the name Bill Castle or some shit in Madison, WI, says he played a little in juniors, but nothing too serious, and gets put on a random team who needs more players.

    On the first game night, he fits right in in the locker room BSing with the other guys about dumb shit coworkers have done or talking shit about current and former NHL players. They eat a couple hot dogs, slam a beer, and head out on the ice. And like some real Keyser Soze shit, his moderate limp and hunched back goes away as soon as he steps on the ice and his teammates start to realize the stories about his coworkers were actual stories about Marc Andre Fluery, Sid Crosby, Mark Stone, and Jonathan Marchessault.

  12. yeetmemommmy

    Peak Male form. Hotdogs = eternal power

  13. assistant_redditor

    Looks well rested like he hasn’t gotten a jersey since round one

  14. devildance3

    Did anyone know if he threw up or not?

  15. Havoc_XXI

    Getting some serious Big Lebowski “the Dude” vibes from this

  16. ThusSpokeGaba

    This is the guy that made the Kessel Run famous.

  17. No_Character_5315

    He needs to do the spittin chicklets pod

  18. supermav27

    I bought a Phil Kessel jersey the day he got traded to the Penguins. That was almost 8 years ago now. The numbers are falling off the back, and the logo is taped on. I even have a newer Guentzel jersey. But I still wear it. For Phil.

  19. DanskNils

    How is he so Athletic for being fat?! You’d think with how active he is.. he would be skinnier

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