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Washington Capitals Legend, Mia Khalifa



Washington Capitals Legend, Mia Khalifa

by Dank-A-Dank

37 Comments

  1. Sometimes_Stutters

    Great stick work. Good at taking shots from all angles. A little weak between the 5-hole.

  2. imaybeacatIRl

    Legendary goalie that could just handle all the shooters.

  3. Satans_Dookie

    Seriously, she was an awful porn actress.

  4. TitShark

    Just in case, she’s actually a legit fan of the game and the Caps.

  5. Heavy_E79

    Lots of highlights reel plays for such a short career.

  6. MFLBsublime

    Didn’t she pop a boob at a caps game because a puck hit it ?

  7. 0rgasmdonor666

    I never thought she was even slightly attractive

    Edit: Coomers mad

  8. Accomplished-Yam9527

    Most popular player in the locker room I heard

  9. northcrunk

    The caps love their porn stars, steroids and Putin

  10. noodleyone

    Really believes in getting pucks in deep. VERY deep.

  11. Darwing

    AI can do anything this is going to get really stupid soon

  12. missiongoalie35

    The only other person to take more shots to the face is Terry Sawchuk.

  13. you can stop now with those shitty post, we get it

  14. gelapenosunrise

    Rod Langway is sexy for the first time!

  15. helio987

    she loves the butterfly position from what I hear

  16. something_thoughtful

    Remember when one of her fake tits popped after getting hit by a wide slap shot?

  17. pcweber111

    She definitely needs a mask with all the shots to the face she has taken so far.

  18. WishRepresentative28

    Ive seen her score many times 😉

  19. Terrapin11

    More stitches on her thanTerry Sawchuck.

  20. seniorcadman

    CAN WE PLEASE STOP WITH THESE USELESS POSTS!!!!!!!

  21. D-Ray1469

    Just another girl among the rest of the Capital Ladies.

  22. Alain_Durwoden

    Her and Abby Labar are in a group text.

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