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3-Time Stanley Cup champion Phil Kessel



This guy should be competing in the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating contest.

by AnnyongHermanoMD

5 Comments

  1. rickzaki

    The key to winning is thoroughly airing out your crotch

  2. slow_joke

    Like it or not, this is peak athletic performance

  3. oiler_head

    How does he have Timmies cup in Vegas?

  4. AnonPlzzzzzz

    “Draw me like one of your French girls”

  5. According_Arm8384

    The only thing that would make this better is his hog leaking out that tear in his crotch

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