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Happy 4th!



Happy 4th!

by CalderFor97

14 Comments

  1. skilzkid

    Do we need to hide the hot dog under a pillow or just have it out in the lawn? Happy 4th!

  2. Pitiful_Umpire_2569

    Just make sure the hot dog has sunscreen on! Happy 4th!

  3. GrayRoberts

    I’m so happy to see Amanda Kessel’s brother is doing well.

  4. ConsiderationPrior93

    You had me until Kid Rock 🤮

  5. Immediate-Sample-836

    Just don’t forget the ketchup and relish! Happy 4th!

  6. Silly_Ad_1636

    Just toss it on the grill and let freedom sizzle! Happy 4th! 🌭🇺🇸

  7. Mike9797

    Is this Kessel’s “blue steel” look?

  8. jesterflesh

    Kessel is more of a hendrix guy I bet.

  9. DuckHK93

    Phil Kessel for President 2024. The man defines July 4TH!

  10. Waffles_Remix

    Kid rock is a homophobic fascist bigot. I think you mean Bruce Springsteen, who is a proper American.

  11. imyourforte

    He looks like a seductive actor in a 1980s soap opera credits intro.

  12. Murky-Smoke

    YOU CAN’T BUY ME HOTDOG MAAAAAAAN!!

    I THREW IT ON THE GROUNNNNNND!!!

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