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Hilarious Phil Kessel Stories (Part 2)



Part 3:

Interviews:

Joffrey Lupul (Spittin chiclets)
John Micheal Liles (Missin’ Curfew)
Beau Bennet (Cam and Strick)
Brian Burke (Spittin chiclets)

36 Comments

  1. Man when he retires I can’t wait to hear the stories that can’t tell while he’s still on the ice. I hope the flood gates just open. So entertaining

  2. Phil is a future hall of famer! 2 cups.
    . Bill Masterton award…multiple 80 point seasons. …..scoring leader and gold medal winner world Juniors. ….on pace to be all time Iron man leader….he overcame CANCER! ….If this is ANY other athlete in any other sport., There's a documentary being made ! Why is he a laughing stock.

  3. Phil is a fucking legend. Dude crushes hot dogs and loaded nachos and has like a 950 game iron man streak. He’s doing something right.

  4. Say what you want about Kessel, he put the crappy Toronto media on notice got run out of town, fought cancer, and came back with 2 Stanley Cup rings, AND is still playing hockey today. The guy is like Sinatra. He did it his way.

  5. Burkie summing it up "That's Phil" with the grin makes you understand why everyone in the hockey world loves him, just not the TO media.

  6. I concur with the below comment! Keep these stories coming! The last one that Brian Burke spoke of Phil bringing Mr. Sub on a team flight that provides dinner was classic!

  7. They say goalies are weird. Kessel has one of the slickest snapshots and maybe one of the best wrist shots in history but has the work ethic of Shaq. It's fucking hilarious

    I want him to be the all time ironman so bad. I love Doug Jarvis and Yandle's record has kind of a asterisk. But if Kessel broke it downing hot dogs and nachos and Pepsi I would just die happy

  8. Love how EVERYONE, right down to Sid, does his voice the exact same way LOL LOL

  9. A friend of mine, Leafs fan, turned me on to the Kessel Legend. He was really pissed they ran him out of town. As soon as I saw a pic of Phil the Thrill, I realized the connection. My hockey playing buddy looked just like Phil! Beer barrel shaped body, but could skate and shoot. Think my buddy projected himself as narrowly missing having Kessel's NHL career.
    Phil is an Everyman. I have a Coyotes jersey with his name and number.

  10. When even Burkie jokes about your nonsense, you know you're a good guy.

  11. everyone is laughing but the last laugh was had by Phil the Thrill, flying down the wing with a hotdog in his hand while sniping it top cheddar to hoist the Stanley cup 2x

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