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Damn Alex chill

by Hot_Cardiologist4980

45 Comments

  1. BourbonandStargate

    If it’s on body cam, he should be charged. What an absolute douche.

  2. dbag3o1

    Lol all this just because he ran into a sign??? Kids the right behavior is saying “sorry, I’ll cooperate, I’ll replace the sign, I’ll never let this happen again, your bloodline is safe.”

  3. EyeHeartBidets

    While the loss of cop life would leave no innocent victim on its own, there’s zero need to go racist or threaten their family who merely exist. It’s not their fault they’re related to a legitimized weapon of state terror.

    Best most concise legal advice you will ever get for any cop-related situation : https://youtu.be/JTurSi0LhJs

  4. Particular_Tutor_46

    Stuff like this rarely happens with hockey players but, when it does, it’s almost always a Russian.

  5. shanster925

    I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: He isn’t good enough at hockey to pull this shit.

  6. GoStlBlues67

    No big deal right? What a flop this dude has been

  7. CleaveIshallnot

    If this is true & recorded, I think he’ll be chillin from NHL playing for a little while…

  8. buntkrundleman

    Edmonton is currently in contract talks.

  9. Ashvibes17305000

    When shit like this goes down, you can bet 99% of the time it’s a Russian player.

  10. fredthecaveman

    The funniest part of all this is that he used his “Moscow connections” as a threat like anyone is afraid of those clowns anymore.

  11. Grimmer026

    Galchenyuk: one phone call and your bloodline is dead

    Cop: one press release and your career is dead 🤷🏻‍♂️

  12. Tkachuks-Mouthguard

    Please tell me he was under the influence… he was under the influence right…. no? What a POS

  13. ColdIronSpork

    Sheesh… was he on something, or is he just an idiot?

    I freely acknowledge that the answer could be “both”.

  14. mymar101

    I think that Arizona was right to cut the guy.

  15. JasonHanky

    He basically went full ‘do you know who my dad is?’

  16. BlvckValor_199X

    I’m gonna assume he was absolutely blasted otherwise idk why he’d be off the handle like that.

  17. Judge_Rhinohold

    This should help sway voters the Coyotes way in the next arena funding referendum. lol

  18. epochlink

    Galchenyuk must’ve been on a really high binge of caine that night

  19. C_Gull27

    Bro saw what Matthews did to the cops in Arizona and said “I can do better”

  20. larsnelson76

    Sounds like a player that the Flyers are very interested in.

    I see an 8 year x $10 million contract in his future.

    Everyone calm down, they’ll buy him out in year 2 and eat $60 million.

  21. throwawayyourfun

    Well, once he’s under arrest, he only gets one phone call…

  22. Admirable-Yam-1281

    It’s so sad what wasted potential this kid has become. Pathetic

  23. KnotAwl

    I realise this is ethnic profiling, but these Russians don’t seem like “very fine people” to me!

  24. DasMoose74

    He never had a career, knuckleheads Habs had him as a second line Center at one point and he was at best a 6th liner, bye 👋 back to Russia 🇷🇺

  25. ZombieIMMUNIZED

    Sounds like his Russian is showing

  26. TacticalYeeter

    I have connections in Moscow.

    Ok bro. We’ll do you a solid and send you back for a reunion.

  27. Cold_Breadfruit_9794

    Holy fuck… he doesn’t not need to play in the league again

  28. cheeba2992

    😂 dude’s garbage on and off the ice

  29. MassholeThings

    This man just made up his own 4chan copypasta.

  30. Alxmac2012

    I’m sure the Russian federation would love that fighting spirit in Bakmut

  31. Markel100

    Good riddance rest in piss for his hockey career

  32. Salmon_Slayer1

    Send him back to Poutine and he will then be sent to the front line to be obliterated by Slava Ukraine

  33. CaptainCutlerCat8647

    Great, as it the Coyotes aren’t in a bad enough place, we have -1 player

  34. MaxFourr

    Lmao bye buddy, have fun in the KHL with your “Moscow” connections😂

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