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Calgary fans explain this

by No-ConspiracyTheory

42 Comments

  1. PEIBaked420

    I’m not a Calgary fan but, the tramp stamp pretty much says it all…. Daddy issues!

  2. Alive_Recognition_81

    Cup run 2004, tits out for Kiprusoff. It was a glorious time to be on the Red Mile.

    Gelinas goal was across the line.

  3. ubcthrowaway-01

    That dude probably still has the flip phone and charges it every day for only one reason

  4. Hollandmarch76

    That is a pic of a misunderstood hero.

  5. JeffersonStarscream

    Sometimes, when a woman and a hockey team love each other very much…

  6. propagandavid

    I don’t think this requires an explanation

  7. Zoom in on the reflection in his glasses, and enhance

  8. Creepshowx

    Pat McAfee and his flip phone had a front row seat.

  9. DevilJacket2000

    That’s somebody’s grandma now.

  10. HockeyBabble

    “cheap beer is better in Canada.”

  11. Ok-Deal-3698

    Tops off for Kipprosoff. I remember someone took a limo and cut the roof off, filled it with chicks and cruised the red mile. Damn it was a good time to be in Calgary

  12. SuspiciousSlip7711

    Explain this without assuming or mentioning gender.

  13. badgerbob1

    “Shirts off for kiprusoff!”- the mating call for the 2004 red mile

  14. General_Worth9311

    Go Kings! hahah but gotta love this 😍

  15. MelatoninGummybear

    Ok I’ll explain:

    A bunch of guys are much happier now.

    Hope this helped!

  16. Tesattaboy

    Betty Phuckzer making her momma proud on the mile!

  17. Stetzy93

    The Wildrose license plate. Good on her

  18. MrMilesDavis

    I saw someone recording the aftermath of a car accident the other day. Wtf society do we live in that this is people’s first instinct?

    I’ll never forget a pair of titties

  19. Comfortable-Ad-7158

    Was 12 when the 04 cup run happened.

    Gave me my first view of real boobs.

    Blessed be the 04′ cup run.

    (Ps. The zoomed out version of this picture is much better)

  20. hifioctopi

    The most interesting that has ever happened in Calgary.

  21. Substantial_Base_557

    Flip phones, tramp stamps, and Jerome Iginla. Better days 😞

  22. TheBigTree91

    Man these were great times in Calgary. Since we just announced the retirement of Kippers jersey I’m now getting my hopes up way to high for that party.

  23. aLostBattlefield

    That’s a flip-phone. A relic of the early 00’s.

  24. CleaveIshallnot

    What about the guy who jumped on the ice, wearing only his socks, and slipped and fell, and knocked himself out?

    https://youtu.be/dwCjDpVl1C0

    The whole clip is worth watching, but , if you’re in a hurry, 5:55.

    Enter ice surface only wearing socks. Slip and knock yourself out. Then have them bring out one of those neck stabilizers and you get gurnied off the ice.

    Fan in OP’s post has to of her game

  25. BorasTheBoar

    It was a different time and everyone frosted their tips.

  26. Practical_Lake_9270

    Shirts off for Kiprusoff…what’s the problem?

  27. Payed_Looser

    That’s called a tramp stamp. It’s what women wear on their back to get you to imagine what’s lower

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