Once upon a Time Xavier went to his local pure hockey to get the New Bauer Ag3nt because it was the lightest stick ever made happy Xavier found a Ag3nt and saw the 350 dollar price tag but he just shrugged it off like it was nothing because this is surely the best stick ever made so he minds his business and buys the expensive boron stick with joy. Later that day while at a stick and pucks Xavier goes to dump the puck in the corner and his new agent explodes putting him in tears despite the face his bank account was in shambles for this stick. BUT BEHOLD the 30 day warranty is still fresh, so after practice he goes back to his local pure hockey to get a new agent and he was very happy but still very cautious. Xavier picks up his stick kisses it and promises to protect it with his life, that following day xavier goes to play in an ehl game a notoriously dirty tier 3 junior league, this doesn’t phase him though because he has the indestructible Bauer Ag3nt. Moments later xavier the second line center gets his change on the power play very happy and very excited with his chance to show the coaches what he’s got, the ref blows the whistle and drops the pucks, and BOOM the blade falls off the shaft like a samurai cut an apple with his katana. He was very sad because this same thing has happened to him with 3 hyperlites, 4 geos, and 2 ultrasonics. From this day on Xavier pledged to only use pro stock hockey twigs and you guess it still broke them. Xavier quit hockey because of sticks that were more fragile than his poor feelings
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Yo can i get some of these to unbox on my channel? Cheers.
This is the story of a Bauer stick.
Once upon a Time Xavier went to his local pure hockey to get the New Bauer Ag3nt because it was the lightest stick ever made happy Xavier found a Ag3nt and saw the 350 dollar price tag but he just shrugged it off like it was nothing because this is surely the best stick ever made so he minds his business and buys the expensive boron stick with joy. Later that day while at a stick and pucks Xavier goes to dump the puck in the corner and his new agent explodes putting him in tears despite the face his bank account was in shambles for this stick. BUT BEHOLD the 30 day warranty is still fresh, so after practice he goes back to his local pure hockey to get a new agent and he was very happy but still very cautious. Xavier picks up his stick kisses it and promises to protect it with his life, that following day xavier goes to play in an ehl game a notoriously dirty tier 3 junior league, this doesn’t phase him though because he has the indestructible Bauer Ag3nt. Moments later xavier the second line center gets his change on the power play very happy and very excited with his chance to show the coaches what he’s got, the ref blows the whistle and drops the pucks, and BOOM the blade falls off the shaft like a samurai cut an apple with his katana. He was very sad because this same thing has happened to him with 3 hyperlites, 4 geos, and 2 ultrasonics. From this day on Xavier pledged to only use pro stock hockey twigs and you guess it still broke them. Xavier quit hockey because of sticks that were more fragile than his poor feelings
I’m getting a custom one I already ore ordered and I’m getting it Sunday gone to my channel to watch the unboxing