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Gary Roberts Facts



While scrolling through old photos I found this list of Gary Roberts facts from back in the Pensblog days.

by gehoffrey426

16 Comments

  1. XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

    “Scary” Gary “TOO MUCH MAN” Roberts

  2. finalmessy

    God I remember pulling up my Bob Errey soundboard in 11th grade and just having him yell Gary Roberts! In the middle of computer class

  3. Prudent-Valuable-318

    This made me laugh way harder than it should have. Thanks for the share.

  4. MikeCags

    Gary Roberts isn’t hung like a horse, horses are hung like Gary Roberts.

  5. flabergasterer

    The Penguins have had a few generational talents, but I think peak Penguins fandom was after X Gen (Crosby draft) thru the 09 cup win.

    My Penguins Mt Rushmore is 4 Gary Roberts angry faces.

  6. treviscraft

    I need to see one of these for Georges Laraque. Those two men by themselves could intimidate the chrome right off a brand new trailer hitch. If they were next to one another the hitch would simply atomize itself

  7. AdministrationWhole8

    The wild part is, more than one of these is true

    [All of them]

  8. Strategery_Man

    The Pensblog was peak Penguins. What a ride.

  9. Chupacabraj182

    Pensblog was so good back in the day. Does anyone remember that Hossa! Hossa! Hossa! Song they featured during the 08 run?

  10. DeyShotMeInDenver

    Who could end the Iraqi War? (Gary Roberts, Gary Roberts)

    Who was cold, and told the globe to warm? (Gary Roberts, Gary Roberts)

  11. BankerBaneJoker

    Hair doesn’t grow on Gary Roberts’s balls because hair doesn’t grow on steel

  12. scottstewart09

    Gary Roberts lost his virginity before his Dad did

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