He’s thematic. He’s got GUSTO. He’s vaguely malevolent looking. Someone with a mustache that marvelous has some dastardly TRICKS up their… wheels? Sure, he ALLEGEDLY looks a wee bit phallic but hey, he’s REAL BIG and maybe that’s the ENERGY WE NEED.
Stinger can suck it. Why is he green ffs? Imagine going “ok so it’s the blue jackets, let’s go with a yellow jacket because parallelism, and then WIMPING OUT ON THE COLOR. ITS NOT THE GREEN JACKETS? He’s generic. He’s completely devoid of personality. Why does he look like we got him from the clearance section.
Justice for Boomer.
by Different-Job-2175
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RIP to the goat.
Stinger should be blue
More Union army themeing generally would be nice
Boomer can easily be redesigned. If like him made out felt and not an inflatable. That alone would be an improvement
Bring him back before it’s too late. For what, you ask? I have no idea. Some day there will be an emergency that will require a penis cannon and I don’t want us to be left wanting.
If Gritty exists, so too can Boomer. The vibrating mustache, firing white t-shirts out of his head… he needs the respect and admiration he deserves.
It’s time for Boomer 2.0. Boomer should be able to transform and ride his wheels instead of walking. Pyrotechnics! Cigar in mouth! Make it happen CBJ