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Its not looking great for 6’8” players



Its not looking great for 6’8” players

by No-ConspiracyTheory

27 Comments

  1. RecalcitrantHuman

    Right. They should just be 6’6 or 6’7. Must be stupid.

  2. OkBarnacle9338

    More speed and aerodynamic I guess

  3. JCSterlace

    John Howard Scott was an NHL All-Star Game Captain and MVP at 6’8″.

  4. xmaven10x

    I don’t think Makar is better than Crosby in any way

  5. ProfessorDerp22

    I always figured Mac was like 6’2

  6. TrajanBeta

    Remember when he won the Calder? Oh wait…

  7. MariachiArchery

    For some reason I always imagined Matthews as being like the same size as Marchand. No idea why.

  8. AdministrativeMind86

    Marchessault in the 5’8 column.

  9. Somethingdifferent3

    Feel like Johnny Gaudreau is better then CC

  10. whiskeyondarocks

    Did Victor Hedman suddenly grow an inch?

  11. clarkandlewis7890

    As a bruins fan, no chance marchy is 5’9″

  12. ObjectiveSubjects

    Caufield out here looking like a thumb thumb from Spy Kids 2

  13. DrSeuss19

    Matthews looks way bigger than 6’3”

  14. RobSiaHoke

    What about Zdeno Chara? Best 6’9 player by default, unless we’re just talking about active players, which none are that tall.

  15. Adam_Friedland_TAFS

    Marchand WISHES he was 5’ 9” lol he stands next to Bergeron and is clearly a good 8 inches shorter.

  16. slappuh

    I get that Tyler Myers is the only 6’8″ guy, but it still isn’t him.

  17. gars_random

    TIL Matthews is 6’3. Thought he was 6’0, 6’1 maxx

  18. gelapenosunrise

    Ovi is not on this list? Stupid. You are telling me any of these fucks are going to have more goals than Ovi?

  19. natehemp

    Nathan Gerbe has been in the league somewhat recently at 5’4″

  20. WamBamLumberjackSlam

    Kirill is so easy to root for.

  21. ineedhelpwithcalcu

    Huh so there’s only one 6’8 guy in the NHL

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