I’d like to apologize for wasting your time in advance.
Marked as satire because it’s a silly idea. I think the “article” was posted I unronically. They are really hard up for some positive movement in Philly.
by JKthePolishGhost
@Carolina Hurricanes
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*shakes fist at OP. clicked link without seeing post text.
Like WTF is this shit? Got me.
Yea, that trade is stupid AF.
the “in it for the hurricanes part” basically just says all the guys we get are mid and hopefully rod can fix them lol
I stopped reading after “The Hurricanes get a young, potential franchise goalie.” and they included Pyotr in the trade.
I would like some of what the writer was on when they came up with this but must be some really hard drugs so I’ll pass
I love the couching the non-trade of Pesce due to not getting appropriate return and then goes on to put two more quality pieces in a trade returning a pretty ok tender and three AHL-ers
Sorry for everyone! Misery loves company. If I’m incensed on a throw away article, you should be too!
Well Carter Hart is better than Pyotr… oddly enough I’d miss Fast the most out of the 3 lol
this would be an absolute fleece for Philly
Pesce, Fast, AND Kochetkov for Hart and some C-tier prospects?????
I love that they say we’re getting a “young, potential-franchise goalie” by trading a younger, higher potential goalie.
and it says we’re freeing up cap space… by trading 8 million worth of good players for 6.3 million worth of people barely making the *Flyers* starting lines.
That’s gonna be a no from me, dawg.
[How Bout No](https://media.tenor.com/xIVna3QzuUIAAAAC/dr-evil-how-about-no.gif)
What about Skjei and a pick for Konecny???
This would certainly be a trade