Mastodon
@National Hockey League

Why is Auston Matthews acting in a french movie I found on Netflix?



Is he stupid?

by Arse_13

31 Comments

  1. Gratitude89

    I didn’t know if he was into men or if he was French. Now I know it’s both!

  2. CleaveIshallnot

    Maybe he did some porn back in the early days of his career too.

  3. dumbpaulbearer

    Matthews would kill for that hairline.

  4. Laughs_at_uneducated

    He’s looking slim here, good sign for the leafs

  5. Looks like Jean Carl Boucher, Québec actor.

  6. LePetitJeremySapoud

    Pretty sure it’s a Canadian movie

  7. Thozynator

    It’s not a French movie, it’s a Québécois movie

  8. AroraCorealis

    matthews wishes he was in shape like this

  9. Arse_13

    *Edit*

    Yes to all my quebecois homies, this is indeed a french canadian movie. Didn’t think the post was going to get much traction at all so I didn’t bother.

  10. catgotcha

    To supplement his NHL income. I mean, the dude’s ready for a pay raise next year but there’s no guarantee he’ll get it. So he’s lining up a side hustle just in case.

  11. Neo-Maxizoom-Dweebie

    Probably filmed in May or June. He always as lots of spare time around that time of year.

  12. i_am_the_North

    That’s him and Kessel’s love child.

  13. that_madcow

    i swear the guy from Peach Pit’s Sweet FA music video is Auston Matthews.

  14. mrfunderhill

    The only place they let him take his boxers off is French cinema.

  15. baronvonworms

    Brave of him to put on that weight for the role

Write A Comment