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Always wear a cup



That’s gonna sting

by dBledsoe11

18 Comments

  1. TJTrapJesus

    Also: never block shots in ball hockey

  2. jigglywigglydigaby

    I vote for cups. All the cups. Protective cup. Stanley Cup. Double D cup…..all them cups

  3. togocann49

    Sung to frere Jacques tune-Wear a jocka, wear a jocka, it protects, it protects, Johnny didn’t wear one, Johnny didn’t wear one, he got squared, you know where

  4. SketchedOutOptimist_

    Played some beer league with a defenceman whomwas much more talented, and played way harder than I did. Fearless, and I’ve see him block a few shots.

    One day we were sitting next to each other getting set for a skate and noticed my man was rocking some SAXX boxers, and nothing else under his pants.

    I’m a team player and don’t want to see anyone gettin hurt, so I says to the guy…”Hey man, what the fuck?”

    And he says, “Never once in my life buddy, I’ll chafe if I wear one”

    Either hard as fuck or dumb as fuck, guy was a beauty.

    For some select guys, fear is just not a thing. Good for you guys. But I would maintain “Always wear a cup” be golden rule #2.

    “Do onto others…, and always wear a cup.”

  5. JohnYCanuckEsq

    He’s just a bill, sittin’ on Capitol Hill

  6. underratedride

    Fitchburg! Right off rt2! Gotta love it.

  7. Grimmer026

    Kamala Harris: Votes matter, and in this case, people got what they voted for…

    This picture: People getting what they voted for.

  8. wikipuff

    This happened to my friend playing roller hockey. He tore his sack. So much pain..

  9. Cold_Breadfruit_9794

    I might be a woman incapable of experiencing any of this, but the photo is giving bad vibes. A bad time was had. 🙁

  10. Bubba-ORiley

    I’m just a ball.
    Yes, I’m only a ball.
    And I’m sitting here on 2 other balls.

  11. OwlQuick800

    Hey I play hockey there! That’s the Leominster MA Dek Center

  12. geezusmurphy

    Fucking clown nose right in the dick. Ouch!

  13. Buffal0_Meat

    When I played goalie for street hockey games I never wore a cup…one day I got hit DIRECTLY in the right nut with a snapshot.

    I went down, took a break, shook it off as best I could, then played on.

    Was ok the rest of the game until the same guy comes in on a breakaway and snaps it right into ol’righty again. This time I’m DOWN.

    Ball ended up being crazy swollen and painful the next day and I had practice…everytime I took a stride on the ice, my giant swollen nut would slap against my leg and it was horrendous.

    Youre welcome!

  14. magicandfire

    Now I just wanna know what the rest of the “ghetto-” jersey says.

  15. commandomeezer

    Also, vote. Also, don’t forget your towel

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