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Oh Kappy

by Hiding_Meatball

8 Comments

  1. GhostsOfVegasPast

    Not our circus. Not our monkeys.

  2. hazzacanary

    These celebrity DUIs always confuse (and disappoint) me – the man’s earning 3.2 mil a year, why didn’t he just hire a driver?

  3. buddah802

    All speed and no brains, on and off the ice apparently

  4. > Finland is one of the few countries in the EU to use an income-related day fine system for severe crimes, including road offences. A Finnish fine consists of a minimum of a 1 day-fine, **up to a maximum of 120 day-fines**. The minimum amount of a day-fine is 6 euros. **Usually, the day-fine is one half of daily disposable income.**

    [Source.](https://etsc.eu/issues/drink-driving/drink-driving-in-finland/)

    Kasperi Kapanen’s salary is actually his cap hit ($3.2mil). If he receives the max, he’s looking at 120 day-fines (at one-half daily disposable income).

    I don’t know what his full financial situation looks like and what his actual daily disposable income is — the amount of money he has left over after taxes. So here’s some math with **before taxes figures**.

    * 120 days is 32.9% of all days in the year.

    * 32.9% of $3.2mil is $1,052,800.

    * One-half of that (as it is half-day fines of daily disposable incomes) is $526,400.

    > The starting price of a taxi in Finland is 6.5 EUR. Each KM is then priced at 1.2 EUR. if you need the driver to wait for you this will cost 49.2 EUR per hour.

    [Source.](https://www.gobytaxi.com/europe/finland)

  5. Admirable_Gur6293

    Isn’t Finland one of the countries where one DUI is lifetime suspension of your driving privileges?

  6. Melxgibsonx616

    Kapanen really sounds like a dumb tween going through à post-adolescence existential crisis.

    And even if I can’t feel sorry for multimillionaire athletes, I hope he gets his shit together sooner rather than later.

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