> “Now, I lose weight. Last summer, I (ate) a lot of waffles.”
fullydepreciatedpep
>“Waffles are not good for me,” he said. “I like, but (they’re) not good for me. This summer, rules for me: no chocolate, no Nutella, no ice cream in my freezer. You want ice cream, then go to the market. But I stay home.”
Can confirm, these rules work.
far_257
Holy crap. Kuzmenko’s 2022 summer diet was the same as mine.
julian7910
Buddy exclusively ate nutella waffles and rocked 39 goals in his first year wtf
elrizzy
I hope we can effectively body-shame our way to a 3rd round berth. Quinn,as captain, should have a special lunch table at Rogers Arena only for him and his clique — and he better have a very in depth burn book.
Hinkil
Missed opportunity to bring ‘phat’ back. Fat check, fat passport, phat body. Gotta phatting up that game!
Knight_On_Fire
Everyone says his shooting percentage will go down and his goals will go down, but isn’t that also saying Pettersson will feed him less deflection food? And in the next breath they’ll say Pettersson’s points might go even higher.
How does that make sense if Kuzmenko is projected to take a step backwards? If anything Pettersson will take even more advantage of his toolbox wingers. It might turn into a legendary Gretzky-Kurri dynamic if the stars align. Knock on wood.
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> “Now, I lose weight. Last summer, I (ate) a lot of waffles.”
>“Waffles are not good for me,” he said. “I like, but (they’re) not good for me. This summer, rules for me: no chocolate, no Nutella, no ice cream in my freezer. You want ice cream, then go to the market. But I stay home.”
Can confirm, these rules work.
Holy crap. Kuzmenko’s 2022 summer diet was the same as mine.
Buddy exclusively ate nutella waffles and rocked 39 goals in his first year wtf
I hope we can effectively body-shame our way to a 3rd round berth. Quinn,as captain, should have a special lunch table at Rogers Arena only for him and his clique — and he better have a very in depth burn book.
Missed opportunity to bring ‘phat’ back. Fat check, fat passport, phat body. Gotta phatting up that game!
Everyone says his shooting percentage will go down and his goals will go down, but isn’t that also saying Pettersson will feed him less deflection food? And in the next breath they’ll say Pettersson’s points might go even higher.
How does that make sense if Kuzmenko is projected to take a step backwards? If anything Pettersson will take even more advantage of his toolbox wingers. It might turn into a legendary Gretzky-Kurri dynamic if the stars align. Knock on wood.
70 goals incoming