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If you are alive and the Habs win a Stanley Cup. What’s the first thing you do?



If you are alive and the Habs win a Stanley Cup. What’s the first thing you do?

by OfficialMisterBruh

37 Comments

  1. powlow88

    To quote the great Patrick Roy,”I’m Going to Disney’s land!”

  2. Bytrsweet

    Find something to wipe the tears from my eyes.

  3. AmsroII

    Shed tears of joy! I’ll be grateful for a Cup in the 32 team era!

  4. jimhabfan

    Post a video of the celebration on r/leafs.

  5. Article241

    Younger generations might have forgotten, but older Habs fans know the first thing to do is to riot, as per tradition.

  6. I was very lucky to be 8 when the Habs won, or any canadien team, won the cup.

  7. brennic

    Tell everyone that we won every single time hockey is mentioned until i die

  8. Grouchy-Bug5223

    I probably get blackout drunk and have a one man parade on my street lol

  9. GoogleyCube

    Buy the next flight to Montreal and visit the old forum

  10. FakeCrash

    Take the metro to Peel and walk down Stanley Street.

    I figure the epicenter of celebrations would be around the Bell Center, but it seems fitting.

  11. JohnyZoom

    Get drunk and eat chicken fingers. The good kind. 8 bucks

  12. Ghost_Idol

    Breaking some windows and burning cars while singing We are the champions

  13. JPMoney81

    I jumped up and down in joy and my dad, who was a huge Gretzky fan, told me to go to bed because it was late and I was 12.
    I snuck downstairs and turned on our other TV, twisted the rabbit ears around to get the reception really clear and continued to watch the entire celebration.

    I remember crying in 1989 when we lost to Calgary and I don’t remember 86 because I was only 5 at the time.

    Hoping I can do it again as an adult.

  14. Blue-Bologna

    Visit my dad’s resting place and planting a small Habs flag.

  15. hiptragicallybroken

    Well… in 1986 we hit the streets after leaving the bar and joined the craziness that followed. I was 17 and I never saw so many boobies without going to chez pare on my fake ID

    93 was a bit of the same

  16. HotHits630

    Not gonna riot and flip my ride, but I may riot at home a bit and flip my bed.

  17. JeromeLeNombril

    La même chose que j’ai faite la dernière fois: je saute et danse mon salon.

  18. maplemoose18

    Definitely going downtown to Rene-Levesque. I was there on St. Jena when we beat the golden knights and that was the place to be. The whole of downtown around the bell centre was closed. Amazing vibes.

  19. philmtl

    Go to Toronto in a habs jersey and have my parade there

  20. Brilliant_Hawk_9548

    Probably yell and scream, which is very out of character for me

  21. Habmaniac88

    At 55 I’ve gotten to that point where I’m worried I won’t see another. Losing to Tampa broke my heart after Lehkonen made me cry. I imagine if I see it I will definitely break down crying again lol.

  22. hididillyhothere

    Wait for my ‘nucks to win one

  23. Szver2727

    Look my wife dead in the eyes, she being a devoted leaf fan and say something along the lines of “time to etch another year into that Stanley Cup drought of yours”.

  24. enjoy it, it might be at least 30 years before you see it again.

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