He is not the only dirty, classless player in the NHL for sure, but he is the only dirty, classless captain in the NHL. Of an original 6 team, no less.
DarkUnderbelly
If you’re not in Boston, you wouldn’t understand. Excellent choice as Captain, he’s become a Boston legend
VincentVegaTQ
He’s weird
beginner-woodworker
Fuck the bruins
AceConspirator
Lol, look at these comments. Marchy living rent free in all of your heads.
HaroldBaws
If Boston fans could read, they’d be so mad.
MagnustheJust
#Oh Captain!! My Captain!!
SloppyJozy
Drama Queen Canucks fan still boohooing because Marchand scored 2 of the 4 goals in Game 7 2011 SCF . It was 12 years ago time to move on. 😢
Possible_Climate_245
Ill admit his slew of incidents make it a concerning choice…but sounds like you haven’t gotten over 2011 lmao.
BannedMyName
I’d say he’s living rent free but it’s been so long for you ‘Nuck fans that March & Mill Co probably moved in and bought your whole neighborhood
PeteRock24
The first two panels are silly; licking people is a bitch move but whatever.
Giving cup checks? Bitch move too but kind of funny.
But that Marcus Johansson elbow was egregious AS FUCK. That happened about two seconds after the whistle blows in front of the Devils net and you can’t really tell in the picture but Marchand has left his feet for a flying elbow. It was an absolute POS move that OF COURSE Jack Edwards and his crew of Bruin-blowing jerk-offs acted as if it was just a good hockey play.
Maybe Marchand is a better dude now I don’t know, but certainly at one point he was Matt Cooke with goal scoring ability.
GG-EZ-NO-RE
I hate the Bruins just as much as the next guy but when was the last time he did something stupid like these?
All you cry babies about him not being classy or anything. Boo fn hoo
Tuques
Well deserved captaincy. Beloved in Boston and hated literally everywhere else. Dude is also avging like 80pts a season.
Senbacho
Like Wilson, everybody will love to have him in their team.
Yet-Another_Burner
Imagine being this obsessed with someone. Weird look.
Reallyme77
Op gets zero ass.
ZombieIMMUNIZED
All hail the Rat King!
Working_Horse_3077
Dude is a class act off the ice. He’s a veteran and has certainly calmed down a little. Perfect captain IMO.
Weird-Swim-9777
I hate him, but it’s a great choice for the Bruins. Obvious choice, really. OP with the surprised pikachu face lol
IAmTheBredman
Marchand is a damn good hockey player. He has 2 cups, Olympic gold, world junior gold, world cup gold, etc. And has worn an A for years. What more could you want from a leader? Yea, he was a bit of a dumbass early in his career, but he’s been settled for a handful of years now. He’s also 35, so when he retires in a couple years it’ll be time for macavoy to take over without rushing him into the role.
Edit: he has 1 cup
Boring_Pace5158
In an another life, Marchand would’ve made a great pro-wrestler. He does kayfabe to perfection, as he’s the heel in every rink outside of the Garden. He not only gets under the skin of his opponents, he gets under the skin of their fans.
Moose5048
Lots of non-Bruins fans spending a lot of time thinking about Brad Marchand 😅
Rupdy71
Those licking incidents showed how the reffing in the NHL is like the WWE. Haven’t been able to spit on another player without a match penalty for decades. Marchand literally licks a player directly in front of the ref and the ref is like “I can’t stop him, what do I do?”
forgetstorespond
Lol well living in Canada if our PM can do black face 12 times and still be the Prime Minister. I honestly dont see what the big deal is with any of this. I think you are maybe thinking we still put “good character people” in charge of things. That went out the window a few years back. Now it seems like the more crazy you are the bigger platform you get.
Minute_Engineer2355
He plays in lots of charity events in Nova Scotia, he’s a very good dude outside of the NHL.
Powerism
The “zero class” tagline reinforces that this isn’t just a playful meme, it’s evidence of legitimate trauma from 2011. You’ll never forget, will you OP?
Grizzly_Addams
TIL the “C” stands for “class”
Fedbackster
There are entire montages of him on YouTube leg-whipping guys from behind. Way worse than those pics in the OP. A top cheap/dirty player.
Tom_Brady6969
My favorite thing about Marchand is how much he pisses off soft dorks on the internet
W3ttyFap
Imagine someone living in so many heads rent free. All hail the nose.
dvanderl
Oh, Captain Ratigan Oh, Captain Ratigan The rest fall behind To Captain Ratigan To Captain Ratigan The world’s greatest RAT!
mcburke42
OP eternally butthurt from 2011 ✌️
Tiger5804
Marchand is historically a scumbag, but being put in a position of leadership can inspire people to be a better version of themselves. I don’t imagine he’ll stop being a pest, but I’m going to give him the chance to turn over a new leaf before reducing his captaincy to licking people and spearing them in the balls.
Dustymanitoban
It really couldn’t be anyone else.
Szwedo
OP is generous offering a rent free space to Marchand here
iamjoe1994
We all hate him but would love him if he joined your team.
Lavs1985
Don’t forget spearing Alexi Emelin in the balls from behind…
I can completely understand that Gallagher is a pain in the ass for everyone aside from the Habs, but he doesn’t do stuff that Marchand does.
Diomedes413
NHL fans outside of Boston are OBSESSED with Marchand.
TheWilrus
I mean, Chara was captain of this team. I’d say Bergeron was more of an outlier than Marchand.
Vingt-Quatre
Between Captain Chara breaking jaws with crosschecks and Captain Marchand spearing nuts and slew footing everyone in sight, Captain Bergeron must be considered like some kind of anomaly in Bruins History
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He is not the only dirty, classless player in the NHL for sure, but he is the only dirty, classless captain in the NHL.
Of an original 6 team, no less.
If you’re not in Boston, you wouldn’t understand. Excellent choice as Captain, he’s become a Boston legend
He’s weird
Fuck the bruins
Lol, look at these comments. Marchy living rent free in all of your heads.
If Boston fans could read, they’d be so mad.
#Oh Captain!! My Captain!!
Drama Queen Canucks fan still boohooing because Marchand scored 2 of the 4 goals in Game 7 2011 SCF . It was 12 years ago time to move on. 😢
Ill admit his slew of incidents make it a concerning choice…but sounds like you haven’t gotten over 2011 lmao.
I’d say he’s living rent free but it’s been so long for you ‘Nuck fans that March & Mill Co probably moved in and bought your whole neighborhood
The first two panels are silly; licking people is a bitch move but whatever.
Giving cup checks? Bitch move too but kind of funny.
But that Marcus Johansson elbow was egregious AS FUCK. That happened about two seconds after the whistle blows in front of the Devils net and you can’t really tell in the picture but Marchand has left his feet for a flying elbow. It was an absolute POS move that OF COURSE Jack Edwards and his crew of Bruin-blowing jerk-offs acted as if it was just a good hockey play.
Maybe Marchand is a better dude now I don’t know, but certainly at one point he was Matt Cooke with goal scoring ability.
I hate the Bruins just as much as the next guy but when was the last time he did something stupid like these?
All you cry babies about him not being classy or anything. Boo fn hoo
Well deserved captaincy. Beloved in Boston and hated literally everywhere else. Dude is also avging like 80pts a season.
Like Wilson, everybody will love to have him in their team.
Imagine being this obsessed with someone. Weird look.
Op gets zero ass.
All hail the Rat King!
Dude is a class act off the ice. He’s a veteran and has certainly calmed down a little. Perfect captain IMO.
I hate him, but it’s a great choice for the Bruins. Obvious choice, really. OP with the surprised pikachu face lol
Marchand is a damn good hockey player. He has 2 cups, Olympic gold, world junior gold, world cup gold, etc. And has worn an A for years. What more could you want from a leader? Yea, he was a bit of a dumbass early in his career, but he’s been settled for a handful of years now. He’s also 35, so when he retires in a couple years it’ll be time for macavoy to take over without rushing him into the role.
Edit: he has 1 cup
In an another life, Marchand would’ve made a great pro-wrestler. He does kayfabe to perfection, as he’s the heel in every rink outside of the Garden. He not only gets under the skin of his opponents, he gets under the skin of their fans.
Lots of non-Bruins fans spending a lot of time thinking about Brad Marchand 😅
Those licking incidents showed how the reffing in the NHL is like the WWE. Haven’t been able to spit on another player without a match penalty for decades. Marchand literally licks a player directly in front of the ref and the ref is like “I can’t stop him, what do I do?”
Lol well living in Canada if our PM can do black face 12 times and still be the Prime Minister. I honestly dont see what the big deal is with any of this. I think you are maybe thinking we still put “good character people” in charge of things. That went out the window a few years back. Now it seems like the more crazy you are the bigger platform you get.
He plays in lots of charity events in Nova Scotia, he’s a very good dude outside of the NHL.
The “zero class” tagline reinforces that this isn’t just a playful meme, it’s evidence of legitimate trauma from 2011. You’ll never forget, will you OP?
TIL the “C” stands for “class”
There are entire montages of him on YouTube leg-whipping guys from behind. Way worse than those pics in the OP. A top cheap/dirty player.
My favorite thing about Marchand is how much he pisses off soft dorks on the internet
Imagine someone living in so many heads rent free. All hail the nose.
Oh, Captain Ratigan
Oh, Captain Ratigan
The rest fall behind
To Captain Ratigan
To Captain Ratigan
The world’s greatest RAT!
OP eternally butthurt from 2011 ✌️
Marchand is historically a scumbag, but being put in a position of leadership can inspire people to be a better version of themselves. I don’t imagine he’ll stop being a pest, but I’m going to give him the chance to turn over a new leaf before reducing his captaincy to licking people and spearing them in the balls.
It really couldn’t be anyone else.
OP is generous offering a rent free space to Marchand here
We all hate him but would love him if he joined your team.
Don’t forget spearing Alexi Emelin in the balls from behind…
I can completely understand that Gallagher is a pain in the ass for everyone aside from the Habs, but he doesn’t do stuff that Marchand does.
NHL fans outside of Boston are OBSESSED with Marchand.
I mean, Chara was captain of this team. I’d say Bergeron was more of an outlier than Marchand.
Between Captain Chara breaking jaws with crosschecks and Captain Marchand spearing nuts and slew footing everyone in sight, Captain Bergeron must be considered like some kind of anomaly in Bruins History