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This is one of the most beautiful things my eyes have ever seen



This is one of the most beautiful things my eyes have ever seen

by I_Only_Have_One_Hand

28 Comments

  1. WrekkmeRalph

    They even have the usher in the jacket hahaha

  2. Squabbles1234

    Someone send one to Mike Millbury!

  3. PofolkTheMagniferous

    So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o’clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn’t go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head ’round the door, and mentions there’s a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So – we go. And – it’s closed. So there’s me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they’ve got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son… that’s a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

  4. JiveChicken00

    I’d love to have a miniature of the pregame brawl between the Flyers and Canadiens in the ‘87 playoffs.

  5. RealestJP

    Is it possible to buy this? Looks really cool!

  6. buckyhermit

    OP, you can’t leave us hanging like this. Tell us where to buy one.

  7. _Travelling_Dude

    LORE ACCURATE!! LORE ACCURATE!!

  8. BerezanUnassisted514

    For those wondering, this is by oldtimetablehockey on Instagram

  9. gretzky9999

    Maybe if it was the Slap Shot version.

  10. combustion_assaulter

    Obligatory Fuck Mike Milbury!

  11. Allen_Koholic

    Milbury could have been a folk hero. The dude that beat another dude with a shoe. He’d have been revered as an absolute hockey legend.

    Instead, we got Milbury, the dumbest piece of shit.

  12. JUNGLE_HABITAT

    There have been so many historic hockey brawls. Usually on ice but whatever, right? Who wouldn’t buy one of these dioramas if they existed?

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