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Look how they massacred my boy 🥺



Look how they massacred my boy 🥺

by Available_Highway_49

20 Comments

  1. avanross

    They take their pictures when they’re 18 and then, instead of taking it every few years, they try to artificially age them in house instead

    The results are hilarious

  2. hymensmasher99

    It’s a good thing we don’t see their faces that often. I couldn’t imagine playing this game if we had to see *this*

  3. throwychoke

    this looks like they put a moustache on Adam DeVine

  4. markiss2391

    I wonder if the players chirp each other based on what their in-game models look like

  5. craigerstar

    Someone’s nephew with a trial version of Photoshop just made some sweet cash.

  6. sm0res9

    If Justin Holl and Matthews had a baby…

  7. SpinningDickTwist

    Improved his stache and went gentle on the pig nose
    Otherwise, without the Leaf jersey i’d have no idea who it is

  8. ProgramFrequent6947

    All I see is Bedard with a stache and stubble 😬

  9. Nearby-Swordfish3841

    He’s transitioning in to a tween

  10. correct_eye_is

    This picture reminded me of an Asian guy in triple A that absolutely decked me with my head down exiting my own blueline.

    Clean hit. Felt like I went skates over head. Still hate Buffalo to this day and that was about 40 years ago.

    Go Leafs Go!

    Um /s on the Buffalo stuff in advance. It’s a joke people!

  11. re-verse

    Good that (aside from the mustache) has a crazy similarity to my 11 year old son. He’s going to be really excited to see that.

  12. theMadMetis

    There’s just some faces they never get right, his is one of them

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