God this screenshot rlly shows how much time and space he had before deciding on this play
issasexyjatt
Myers style clear™️
deeho88
I am speechless. As a person who’s only played Ice hockey a handful of times. I can make a better play
mediumyeet
Brutal play spinning around on that goal too. Myers needs to go. I’d honestly rather play Soucy or Cole on their offside and then ice Friedman and Hirose or Brisebois on the bottom pair.
TalkinTrash1118
Myers brain thought he was playing pool and was going for the bank play into the corner pocket.
Cyberex8775
Gudbranson would be better than myers Jesus
DiamondDash2k
Giraffe shoot. Giraffe scores
smerfman2020
“the idiot”
Young2k04
There’s no opposing player within 15 feet of him. What the fuck is he doing? Isn’t this on the PK as well? Why not fire it down the middle of the ice
robikki
NOT THAT
tearfear
Even if you get it off the glass, it’s Tampa Bay all the way down.
aneditor_
he just blacks out and blasts it wherever
lerkerfan
Myers thinks he’s in Rogers Arena playing for the blue team.
WolfOfPort
“Wait what team am i on?”
-Tyler Myers, every game
HughesHiroseHentai
Spain without the s
phantompowered
Myers bad, water also wet.
CraftierAverage
God you really should have cropped out the right side ALOT… this kills me inside. May as well passed to the lightening player I think on the right hand part of the screen at that point…
HanSolo5643
Anyone with an IQ above room temperature would know to go up the middle.
Hes going for his patented unforced delay of game penalty.
theboneandonly
Reminder Tyler Myers received a 5 million dollar signing bonus this Summer.
WTFvancouver
Giraffe brain
Carmanah_Giant
He can’t see the play, his head is in the jumbotron.
djn808
Literally a dozen other options than “pass it to the Bolts”…
BulwarkNuck
What’s worse though? These little gems of exceptionally bad passing and poor decision making? Or, his patented, uncontested with acres of space, spin-o-rama into the boards in the d-zone and inexplicably waiting for someone to come pin him and muscle him off the puck, instead of just making a simple pass to one of the guys in open space? Because it seems like you either get one or the other: a bad action or complete inaction.
At least now he’s “doing stuff”, right? He’s a 6M trainwreck instead of a 6M pylon. So he’s trending in the right direction. Any day now he’ll be able to make a simple pass and not even ice it or set up the opposing team with a primary assist or anything. He’ll just slide it down the ice and someone will receive it on the blade and they will look at each other like “wtf?” and then Myers will smile and skate back to the bench and Rick will give him a pat on the shoulder and the whole team will congratulate him and then he will finally reach his final form and become Chara.
N4ZZY2020
I don’t know what to say with respect to Myers. He’s not good. The team is better off with him on the bench.
ObjectiveSubjects
Maximum chaos
natedogjulian
It’s called an assist
IveOutgrownHFboards
Dumbest player in the league, hands down.
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That is all.
saucytopcheddar
I think he was trying to bank the puck off the boards to the guy at the blue line. He must’ve thought the Canucks were in blue.
Jt24-
Thing is it’s a pk as well no need to pass he can just clear it but he would still get puck over glass somehow
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God this screenshot rlly shows how much time and space he had before deciding on this play
Myers style clear™️
I am speechless. As a person who’s only played Ice hockey a handful of times. I can make a better play
Brutal play spinning around on that goal too. Myers needs to go. I’d honestly rather play Soucy or Cole on their offside and then ice Friedman and Hirose or Brisebois on the bottom pair.
Myers brain thought he was playing pool and was going for the bank play into the corner pocket.
Gudbranson would be better than myers Jesus
Giraffe shoot. Giraffe scores
“the idiot”
There’s no opposing player within 15 feet of him. What the fuck is he doing? Isn’t this on the PK as well? Why not fire it down the middle of the ice
NOT THAT
Even if you get it off the glass, it’s Tampa Bay all the way down.
he just blacks out and blasts it wherever
Myers thinks he’s in Rogers Arena playing for the blue team.
“Wait what team am i on?”
-Tyler Myers, every game
Spain without the s
Myers bad, water also wet.
God you really should have cropped out the right side ALOT… this kills me inside. May as well passed to the lightening player I think on the right hand part of the screen at that point…
Anyone with an IQ above room temperature would know to go up the middle.
*whispers* credit the tweet you lift stuff from
https://x.com/TheStanchion/status/1715149293533954324
Hes going for his patented unforced delay of game penalty.
Reminder Tyler Myers received a 5 million dollar signing bonus this Summer.
Giraffe brain
He can’t see the play, his head is in the jumbotron.
Literally a dozen other options than “pass it to the Bolts”…
What’s worse though? These little gems of exceptionally bad passing and poor decision making? Or, his patented, uncontested with acres of space, spin-o-rama into the boards in the d-zone and inexplicably waiting for someone to come pin him and muscle him off the puck, instead of just making a simple pass to one of the guys in open space? Because it seems like you either get one or the other: a bad action or complete inaction.
At least now he’s “doing stuff”, right? He’s a 6M trainwreck instead of a 6M pylon. So he’s trending in the right direction. Any day now he’ll be able to make a simple pass and not even ice it or set up the opposing team with a primary assist or anything. He’ll just slide it down the ice and someone will receive it on the blade and they will look at each other like “wtf?” and then Myers will smile and skate back to the bench and Rick will give him a pat on the shoulder and the whole team will congratulate him and then he will finally reach his final form and become Chara.
I don’t know what to say with respect to Myers. He’s not good. The team is better off with him on the bench.
Maximum chaos
It’s called an assist
Dumbest player in the league, hands down.
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That is all.
I think he was trying to bank the puck off the boards to the guy at the blue line. He must’ve thought the Canucks were in blue.
Thing is it’s a pk as well no need to pass he can just clear it but he would still get puck over glass somehow
Jagr played for 11 teams over 24 seasons
Myers has played for 32 teams in only 13 seasons
Impressive