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Please note that discussion is welcome but the tiering is not up for debate as it is all done by the data and algorithms.

Software not updated with proper Kraken logo yet – will adjust next week.

by ArtVandelAAYY

46 Comments

  1. Night-Writer-Bea

    I’m still not convinced we’re back, but oh god I want to believe. I’m tired of suck.

  2. bluberryclorox

    OK, but, Blackhawks had to play Boston twice already, Vegas, and Colorado, basically been fighting giants since the opener. I’m happy with the fight I’ve seen so far.

  3. stephenlipic

    Curious what the algorithms are calculating to put Boston in the juggernaut category given that theyā€™ve played the weakest teams in the NHL plus a middle-of-the-pack team in LA.

    2x Anaheim, 2x Chicago, Sharks, Preds, Kings.

    Sorry that 2nd Anaheim is their next game.

    I would have picked most AHL teams to be 6-0 with that schedule.

    Iā€™m not necessarily saying Boston sucks but thatā€™s a really soft schedule. Letā€™s see how they do against Detroit, Florida, Toronto, then Detroit again, then Dallas.

    Wonā€™t be surprised if theyā€™re 7-5 by the end of that.

  4. Czarchitect

    hey speak for yourself I’m happy as fuck bro.

  5. SqueakyAnus

    I’ll take the “to early to say” for now but our defense Is fucking ass so we’ll be In the sad category before long

  6. dylanisbored

    Are the Bs really God tier when they havenā€™t beaten a single good team

  7. Can move Calgary down to the sad row, pretty pathetic when the players were crying their play last season was due to sutter and now this year itā€™s just as shitty

  8. BeautifulSerbia

    >Software not updated with proper Kraken logo yet – will adjust next week.

    Personally I prefer the emoji

  9. brokenwolf

    Bostons gotta be falling any day now. Theyā€™re not scoring enough goals to make this sustainable.

  10. _Retired_

    What team is that next to the Canadiens?

  11. HarryPoutini

    Arizona is gonna be a top 8 team for sure

  12. mister_hoot

    Yotes look better than they have in ages, what?

  13. alowester

    probably pretty good is a good way to describe us actually

  14. willingplankton

    Iā€™d move Carolina down, maybe to ā€œnot looking good.ā€ They look like ass so far.

  15. DivClassLg

    This is bullshit

    When am I going to be back!

  16. pojebana-malpa

    Im not talking shit about Boston but i think theyre going to fall back down to earth a little bit.

  17. That-Poor-Girl

    Preds are doing better than last season tbh, very excited for what’s to come (I’m delusional)

  18. No-Rub-5054

    Poor Arizona.. always in the sad column

  19. jigglywigglydigaby

    Hey Hey! At least my Oilers are first in the last sad row!

  20. WubbaLubbaDubDub184

    Huh? Coyotes are actually not looking bad this season

    the Ducks have also gone against some of the best teams in the league (minus the Coyotes and Blue Jackets) and have done well against them. We should be at least in the same tier as Columbus.

  21. no_on_prop_305

    Any week we win a game weā€™re def not sad

  22. Biiiiiig-Chungus

    that’s WAY higher than we deserve to be

  23. danauns

    Update the Sens logo too while you’re up.

  24. RailroadingFreedom

    EK65 lmao what a bad idea to pick up the alleged best defender in the league.

  25. ShadowyPepper

    My Penguins are looking pretty sad rn

    Oettinger played his ass off the other night, but it was still a piss poor showing against the Stars

  26. MrWillM

    The bruins will not be juggernauts this season mark my words

  27. ImJustMalcolm

    I love Dallas but Iā€™d like to see Toronto sun a cup just to get out of their drought

  28. Ta-veren-

    Five or so or less more looses and oilers will get a new coach. Maybe thatā€™s what they need. Same with pens

  29. PlentyEast-420

    So great to see the Bruins are still great without our rock, Bergeron.

  30. Dyldo_II

    I’m still not convinced that Boston is as much of a threat as people make them out to be, Hockey Guy be dammed.

    They’re undefeated, yes.

    But they’ve only played *one* team that made the playoffs last year, and 3 out of the bottom 5 teams when the season ended.

    They’re doing just enough to stay ahead of the sad competition in front of them, but give them a 5 game stretch where they face playoff teams, I personally can’t see them higher than 1-3-1

  31. ViewedConch697

    Feel like Arizona isn’t bottom tier anymore. They have actual NHL players all throughout their roster now

  32. Parking-Ad-5211

    I feel like Arizona belongs in “Too Early to Say”.

  33. No_Cycle5101

    What is that beside Montreal? An octopus

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