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Week 2 Rankings



Here it is – the sequel that everyone (no one) asked for

A few notes:
– apologies to the Kraken, the data has been updated

– apologies to those who enjoyed the emoji squid (RIP)

– Bruins are actually probably good

– some people are calling other rankings copycats (not me) but I know that rankings are the sincerest form of stupidity

As always, discussion is encouraged but the rankings are not up for debate as they are all calculated by the data and algorithms

Week 1 Rankings: https://www.reddit.com/r/nhl/s/znbWvNubKM

by ArtVandelAAYY

38 Comments

  1. AToastedRavioli

    Mushy is a great word for the Blues right now thank you for that

  2. JiveChicken00

    Honestly the mushy middle is a huge win for us given prior expectations.

  3. Electronic_Nail

    Given the injuries and road trip the hurricanes have been very very good

  4. notyomamasusername

    I LOVE the battle of L-berta!

  5. Kyveido

    Avs are scaring their fans alright. Been awhile since we’ve seen a ghoul.

  6. Lanthemandragoran

    It’ll be a cold cold day in hell before I consider the Rangers spooky scary. I’d rather root for the Cowboys while being waterboarded.

  7. WobbleWobbleWobble

    As a Kraken fan, I sadly agree

  8. cams0400

    Montréal doing better than expected, are they about to crush our dreams?

  9. WubbaLubbaDubDub184

    We’re even in “good I think?”

  10. stonezephyr

    The hockey gods better not be playing a trick on Vancouver. We’ve been in the shitter for too long.

  11. Basic_Ask1885

    Yikes can we just be in good I think?

  12. jaydublya250

    Rangers shouldn’t have beat the Canucks, or at least the way they did.

  13. s0ciety_a5under

    Vegas just needs to not get injured.

  14. Ilikehowtovideos

    Lol what ever algorithm made this needs to be reworked

  15. MrWillM

    Definitely made by a rags fan. Who thinks this highly of them outside of rags fans?

  16. sexymcluvin

    I don’t think we qualify as “bad” but could be out in the mushy middle. Just took a few games to find our footing

    Edit: my bad, I though flair from other subs carried over to here. I’m referring to the Sabres

  17. KevinBrevin

    Ducks and panthers should swap. Panthers are going to get their top 2 d men back in like 10 games. Ducks are going to be good or rather not bad but a top 16 team doesn’t seem right.

  18. Latest-greatest

    dallas continues to get slept on

  19. FecalHieroglyphics

    Quick, Detroit fans, get in here and FTP

  20. Tinyrobotzlazerbeamz

    As a kings fan and packers fan I both cry and am happy all at the same time. So hey OP fuck you, but your also not wrong.

  21. Comfortable-Ad-7158

    I liked Berta being just “lol”.

  22. DersJay23

    Oh Wild, you need to pick it up. Youre better than this…I KNOW YOURE BETTER THAN THIS!

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