Pettersson got lucky Weber retired, he never would have had a chance
TheBrandroid
can’t believe he didn’t eat his dick
CamaroGirl96
I wonder if his scout friend is the same one that “doesn’t know how good” Hughes is.
gottapoop
Groodles!
steversaurus
Right up there with
Burrows? Do we really need him?
Morty777
Poetry
NinCross
Wasn’t there a sign someone brought to a Canucks game mocking Groodles? That guy was a chad.
jdmay101
Did this guy end up deleting his account or what?
WillNotBeSilenxed
Groodles don’t know shit about fuck
arazamatazguy
I love the arguments where people use and unknown person as the expert source that you can’t verify and then use something that can never be measured “the x factor, the it factor” as proof.
CrabBeanie
All that and never even let us gawk and ogle the stature of his source.
Nuckdaddy69
What ever happened to groodles and cookiefest?
hididillyhothere
Aged like milk
darkerthrone
“My source is extremely reputable” always kills me because you know this guy is just pulling this out of his ass lmfao
jackfrench9
Why was this guy so determined to die on this hill? Bizarre take, regardless of the outcome.
NotaRussianChabot
It’s funny to think one of the users on here is for sure Groodles on their new burner account.
AidanITC2
that guy has to be a troll because there’s no way someone can be so un self aware
Veros87
Amazing. Groodles is the gift that keeps on giving.
Whatatimetobealive83
Fantastic.
Blankyyz
Every now and then I look up the compilation of everyone getting pissed at the pick on YouTube just to laugh and smile 🙂
jsake
Sometimes the internet is far too petty in its refusal to let bad takes go and let them fade into the ether.
This is not one of those cases, get fucked Groodles! *Airhorn Airhorn Airhorn*
SackofLlamas
I refuse to believe that Groodles wasn’t trolling. The verbiage is so deliberately stilted and floral, and over the top. It seems like *obvious* parody.
Given how often people get kneejerked in here it’s fairly obvious that the average poster’s satire radar is for shit. Likeliest scenario is Groodles was a legendary shit poster.
I could be wrong though. People vehemently defended Benning as an inscrutable genius for a decade. Anything is possible.
theboneandonly
Groodles in shambles
Solid_Climate_7105
To add to the irony, Jack Hughes got ripped on by an even more obsessive user before he got drafted – BladeParadigm. At this point I wonder if “Blade” was the mysterious scout Groodles kept referring to 🤣
attacksnoot
I think he’s talking about the next Elias Pettersson we’re gonna draft
AppealToReason16
Don’t know how I feel about clowning on this dude when this place was all about calling him selfish for not signing before camp and “holding out”, blaming his Instagram posts for his poor play, not signing for 6-8 years to show he believed in the team run by Benning and then called him a quitter and loser when he had those bad 3 months to open the season.
People reposted some of the funnier PGT as receipts during last season and you could refresh in live time to see more and more [deleted] posts appear because people didn’t want to get outed for saying the same shit.
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Pettersson got lucky Weber retired, he never would have had a chance
can’t believe he didn’t eat his dick
I wonder if his scout friend is the same one that “doesn’t know how good” Hughes is.
Groodles!
Right up there with
Burrows? Do we really need him?
Poetry
Wasn’t there a sign someone brought to a Canucks game mocking Groodles? That guy was a chad.
Did this guy end up deleting his account or what?
Groodles don’t know shit about fuck
I love the arguments where people use and unknown person as the expert source that you can’t verify and then use something that can never be measured “the x factor, the it factor” as proof.
All that and never even let us gawk and ogle the stature of his source.
What ever happened to groodles and cookiefest?
Aged like milk
“My source is extremely reputable” always kills me because you know this guy is just pulling this out of his ass lmfao
Why was this guy so determined to die on this hill? Bizarre take, regardless of the outcome.
It’s funny to think one of the users on here is for sure Groodles on their new burner account.
that guy has to be a troll because there’s no way someone can be so un self aware
Amazing. Groodles is the gift that keeps on giving.
Fantastic.
Every now and then I look up the compilation of everyone getting pissed at the pick on YouTube just to laugh and smile 🙂
Sometimes the internet is far too petty in its refusal to let bad takes go and let them fade into the ether.
This is not one of those cases, get fucked Groodles! *Airhorn Airhorn Airhorn*
I refuse to believe that Groodles wasn’t trolling. The verbiage is so deliberately stilted and floral, and over the top. It seems like *obvious* parody.
Given how often people get kneejerked in here it’s fairly obvious that the average poster’s satire radar is for shit. Likeliest scenario is Groodles was a legendary shit poster.
I could be wrong though. People vehemently defended Benning as an inscrutable genius for a decade. Anything is possible.
Groodles in shambles
To add to the irony, Jack Hughes got ripped on by an even more obsessive user before he got drafted – BladeParadigm. At this point I wonder if “Blade” was the mysterious scout Groodles kept referring to 🤣
I think he’s talking about the next Elias Pettersson we’re gonna draft
Don’t know how I feel about clowning on this dude when this place was all about calling him selfish for not signing before camp and “holding out”, blaming his Instagram posts for his poor play, not signing for 6-8 years to show he believed in the team run by Benning and then called him a quitter and loser when he had those bad 3 months to open the season.
People reposted some of the funnier PGT as receipts during last season and you could refresh in live time to see more and more [deleted] posts appear because people didn’t want to get outed for saying the same shit.