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The only thing I know about ice hockey



The only thing I know about ice hockey

by nztu16sfgghjkhj

27 Comments

  1. jointcanuck

    We are simple. 1 great sport, 1 great one, no inbetween.

  2. ssgtsqu1d

    Well, if he’s all you know, look up “The Boogey Man”.
    That man is my inspiration to play hockey.

  3. kebekoy

    Lemieux.

    You can pick a 18yo Wayne or Mario to build your franchise, no injury and 20 year full potential guaranteed, who you pick?

    Mario 100%.

  4. Perryth3Fratypus

    Gretz holds or shares 61 records in the show. Don’t nickel and dime The Great One!

  5. ___charlie

    3 players in the NHL have had 100 assist or more in a season. Lemieux once, Orr once. And then Gretzky 11 years in a row…

  6. Boring_Pace5158

    For argument’s sake: Gretzky, Orr, and Lemieux are the top 3 players since 1967. Who would you put as #4?

  7. Doortofreeside

    In Boston there are some who insist on some hotshot defenseman

  8. Judge_Rhinohold

    The only thing you should know is that anyone who is into hockey doesn’t call it “ice hockey”.

  9. XColdLogicX

    Im loud and I’m zipping around, jetski.

  10. HoopOnPoop

    I assume you’re referring to our Lord and Savior Brent Gretzky, correct?

  11. Uelele115

    Which one though?? There has been two Gretzkys in the NHL.

  12. Twiddist

    These days there’s a fair bit of objection to Gretzky’s legacy. He was definitely the best player of his time, but compared to the things players are doing these days it’s difficult to confidently call him the GOAT.

    It’s the same thing with Jordan, could he put up those same numbers in today’s league?

  13. Extreme-Test-7610

    Gretz is the goat in hockey! No debating this! That being said, if Mario didn’t have the back problems and that pesky cancer he would have given gretz a run at being the goat.

  14. BootyUnlimited

    Mario Lemieux is more impressive. He was one of the most gifted hockey players of all time, not to mention he beat cancer and continued his career. He used to not even be able to tie his skates due to the pain but he would still put up multiple points. Gretzky is a legend, no doubt, but Mario overcame so much more and was just as exceptional of a player.

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