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Yikes. Can they even win a single game this season?



Yikes. Can they even win a single game this season?

by Proud_Record8870

40 Comments

  1. malcontented

    Sharks are a lock for all time single season worst NHL team, their challenge now is to transcend their sport and become the worst professional team of all time across the 4 major North America leagues

  2. Probably gonna break the record for most goals given up in a season if they keep going at this pace

  3. princessrebecca9

    OH MY GOD??? Listen some Leafs years have been painful, but never this (yet). God, I am so sorry Sharks fans

  4. HinduKussy

    OP, update this post. It’s 8-1 now. Fuck you, Sharks

  5. Tamatajuice

    Well, as a Habs fan, we lose in San Jose every. Single. Time. So that will be one win for sure.

  6. HeroProtagonist4

    Could the Sharks save some money by sending their AHL team to play their roads games? Can’t imagine they’d be giving up much performance wise.

  7. I’m more afraid of the team that will first lose to the Sharks, damn that will be humiliating if that happens lol

  8. raxnahali

    If I lived in San Jose I would buy season tickets just to watch this shitshow

  9. Sad_Establishment875

    Most of the time you look at a team like this to sell at the deadline, but the team looks so broken, is anyone even going to want anyone?

  10. One-Diver-6597

    The only thing that could make this more sad is seeing that kid with a sign saying “my second sharks game”

  11. Don’t worry. You’ll get that first W on Thursday at least…

  12. Oilers are coming to town next week so as good a chance as any to get a win

  13. Oh dw. They will definitely beat us when we play them.

  14. JeffFerox

    Can’t wait to see the Sharks social media team handle this one…

  15. MaternalLeave

    It’s like playing NHL 24 on rookie mode at this point. If the first win ever comes, it’s gonna be worth a celebration.

  16. mattnj1995

    This is bad. Terrible look for the NHL to have a team this non-competitive. There is zero reason to watch them right now.

  17. timmyboyswede

    I sincerely believe they aren’t even gonna hit 10 wins

  18. shanster925

    They should go for the fewest wins in this century. The current record is Atlanta with 14. THE DREAM IS STILL ALIVE!

  19. Proud_Record8870

    Update: they lost 10-2. Two brutal blowouts, back-to-back, in their home arena.

  20. JumboThornton

    Really wish they’d find some Hansen brothers in the minors somewhere to make these games fun to watch.

  21. Poor Sharks bros. Two words that might help: Celebrini and Eiserman.

  22. These_Imagination953

    Watching them lose in those ugly ass teal uniforms is even worse

  23. PoorPauly

    Congratulations on being able to punch down. Changes nothing for Pittsburgh in my opinion.

  24. TheGreatPervSage_94

    This is getting painful to watch
    It’s like the team doesn’t even try to play

  25. Manchu4-9INF

    They have the flyers next so they will have at least one W 😂

  26. jigglywigglydigaby

    Sharks pain will stop Nov 9th.

    FML with a chainsaw

  27. MountainBearr

    I’m just glad the 🐧 finally suck lol. Enough of Crosby.

  28. ZmobieMrh

    Saddest part is even if they have a historically bad season the lottery will probably go to the oilers or Blackhawks.

  29. Alternative_Feed_189

    Please don’t let it be the leafs 😑

  30. PrimeSenator

    The Penguins have actually already won a few games this year, thank you

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