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The man of NECC got me thinkin



The man of NECC got me thinkin

by MachoNacho767

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  1. Shermander

    For limited time only, Gary Bettman has allowed wild life conservationist on to the ice as additional skaters as actual guards for Tyler Myers, Bettman in a highly controversial interview had allowed the Vancouver Canucks to ice an additional two skaters at all times to protect the highly endangered Tyler Myers.

    Myers, the Vancouver Canucks defenseman who has been highly criticized this year is in danger of losing his job.

    “Keeping Tyler Myers in Vancouver and simultaneously protecting him from Canucks fans is the highest importance to me”.

    In other news, former pests in Alex Burrows, Raffi Torres, Matt Cooke amongst others were seen leaving the Canucks practice facility.

  2. Individual-Guide-274

    He should have been a Brachiosaurus for Halloween.

  3. mustardman73

    Tyler myers is the conclusion that Vampires don’t exist.

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