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Week 3 Rankings



The third installment of the much loved/ignored rankings
A few notes:
· Congratulations Canucks fans (nothing will go wrong)
· Congratulations Sharks fans
· Congratulations Oilers fans for not having to watch Jack Campbell
As always, discussion is encouraged but the rankings are not up for debate as they are all calculated by the data and algorithms
Week 2 Rankings: https://www.reddit.com/r/nhl/comments/17loxcs/week_2_rankings/

by ArtVandelAAYY

33 Comments

  1. redditguyinthehouse

    Seeing the Canucks at the top tier has me absolutely culture shocked

  2. 23goalie23

    Ya know I’d rather the burins just barley make it into the playoffs so that if they lose in the first round again it won’t be a major disappointment

  3. Clunt-Baby

    Our record ain’t great but i’m thoroughly surprised to see us near the top without Vasy. Kuch has been phenomenal so far

  4. CodeAnemoia

    Can I request a demotion to good-ish. We’ve been playing good-ish.

  5. You can laugh at us, but at least half of the teams that have played since yesterday have a losing streak…

  6. SnooDogs9048

    Dont know why, but im happy the see the canucks where they are

  7. Status-Careful

    Quick question, what happens if a aggressively average team beats a contender or goodish team?just wanna know how it works lol.

    Love the ratings tho!

  8. ZeroOptionLightning

    A reprogrammed T-800 is the only thing saving the Connor’s at this point.

  9. IDontKnowWhat78

    Seeing Canucks do well feels like it’s setting me up to be betrayed in late season

  10. NinJ4ng

    “someone help connor” is S tier in my Tier Names tiers

  11. Butthole_on_my_face

    We don’t often lose, but when we do, it’s *bad*

  12. canchin

    I’ll be honest, it’s unsettling seeing the Nucks up there with those juggernauts.

    But recent play says we deserve it so I’ll take it!

  13. CamaroGirl96

    We are in the top!! I’m going to enjoy this moment!

  14. Give me the take as to why the Devils are contenders. I love the team but need objective outside perspective

  15. TBGusBus

    Good 2011 repeat in the works, we shall call it garbage can fire extravaganza 2

  16. ConfusedKanye

    I’ll die happy if the sharks make the comeback of the millennium

  17. notyomamasusername

    It’s so fucking weird to see the Canucks as a top tier team.

    Atleast we seem to be knocking off the funk and looking like a real nhl team now.

    Edit: I’m a dumbass but I just got the Connors joke. Well played, but I liked L-berta better.
    .

  18. NomadicNematode128

    OP needs to get his Vancouver flair up

  19. NuffinSaid

    I would love to see Buffalo be good again

  20. Footie57

    Why the fuck do you not have the islanders in the aggressively average category? This is the midst aggressively average team I have ever seen

  21. sighs_again

    Should have put the packers as 1 game winning streak as well like the other chart

  22. StylishApe

    Leafs ranked way too high here. This team will get into the playoffs on the backs of the core 4 and get anhilated. They’re soft as baby shit.

  23. toxicvegeta08

    Pens>caps. At least pens have an offense

  24. johannesBrost1337

    You’re a pretty funny guy my guy!

  25. byrdcage

    You son of a bitch. We’ve moved up a tier.

  26. Funky-Donuts

    “Someone help Connor” is hilarious

  27. cha-cha_dancer

    Our wagon is dinged and riding on a spare though. No Fox, Chytil, Igor

  28. mikeydavison

    I’m not confident the Leafs will be this high next week 🙁

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