Torts: "We're selling it….hopium for a Stanley Cup Final. My philosophy of just make shit up on the fly is proving itself worthy. Got the worst powerplay in franchise history combined with an utterly unremarkable penalty kill plus demotivation of young players in general. I basically just pass the buck to the goaltenders since nobody cares about them anyway. Its all perfect. If we somehow fluke out and actually ever win a playoff series again, it doesn't really matter. Eternal mediocrity is good enough. Okay I've said enough, I have to leave now, got some hot babes waiting for me at the hotel"
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Hart stood on his head out there
Love this teams play rn
Torts is the best coach in the nhl, just you wait.. Philly will win the cup within the next few years
Torts: "We're selling it….hopium for a Stanley Cup Final. My philosophy of just make shit up on the fly is proving itself worthy. Got the worst powerplay in franchise history combined with an utterly unremarkable penalty kill plus demotivation of young players in general. I basically just pass the buck to the goaltenders since nobody cares about them anyway. Its all perfect. If we somehow fluke out and actually ever win a playoff series again, it doesn't really matter. Eternal mediocrity is good enough. Okay I've said enough, I have to leave now, got some hot babes waiting for me at the hotel"