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29 Comments

  1. ExternalMonth1964

    If rumors are true, its Perry’s chicago blackhawks now.

  2. Funky-Donuts

    So many comments saying “oh Chicago is covering up another sexual scandal” but then they go and spread false rumors that Perry had sex with another players mom. Strange times we are living in.

  3. AirborneMarburg

    This rumor was swirling around Hawks circles a few days ago, and really took off today. If anything, it could force the Hawks/Perry’s hand to come out with the reason he is “away” from the team. If they don’t
. I dunno, I heard he was banging both of Bedard’s parents.

  4. No_Character_5315

    Especially because the real reason isn’t known maybe someone in his family has a medical condition he needs to be there for or he does himself.

  5. silencezZz

    I have no idea what’s happening. Can someone fill me in

  6. Avs4life16

    Connors mom has got it going on. Takes two to tango.

  7. Double_Reward230

    Dam 
 total MILF for sure! But that’s forbidden territory for sure

  8. OttawaValleyLad

    Funny if true but have you seen Perry’s wife?

  9. A_Plan_B_you_C

    What the hell happened? I’m gonna go see.

    Oh yikes.

  10. pulpoinhell

    this is such a smooth brained rumor. I seen corey perry’s wedding photos and his wife is a looker. also he has a son. also mrs bedard has been married for years to bedard’s dad. also it’s just a dumb ass rumor. the first thing you think of is this? are you stifler?

    i’ll eat crow majorly if I’m wrong but this is so dumb I can’t believe it.

    my bet is he missed curfew and is in a standoff with coaching staff.

  11. peepeeonmydoodoo

    I just want to know how Laine feels about this.

  12. I was just telling my wife no statement will always be worse than any official statement. This is another “best sport worst league moment”

    Address is, in any manner, and move on. Nuke at the Avs was same last spring. Just say something

    “The league and Avs are aware of an incident, we are conducting an investigation, and Val asks for privacy for himself and his family as they deal with this”

    That’s all it would take. I’m not in PR and I just did more than the NHL did for either one. Actual facts would have been so much better, but the slow death by 1000 rumors unaddressed isn’t something that NFL or MLB would have endured.

    I love the sport, even my rivals, but damn we look like assholes over and over

  13. Potential_Prior_6757

    This is all absolutely wild and I love it.

  14. notyomamasusername

    Connor may be good at scoring….but apparently not as good as his mom.

    Beddard may have had multi goal game, but was sad when his mom told him Perry scored a Hat Trick….

    When asked about Beddard’s growth, Perry commented, “He’s getting tough. He can almost take a pounding in the boards as good as his mom”

    Perry also added “The kid can really knows how to shoot his shot…..after meeting his mom I understand why.”

    The Blackhawk management is trialing a new program to attract big names without going over the salary cap….

    I’m sorry this is going to be late night TV show fare…there are too many low hanging jokes.

    (Edit this is most likely just a rumor, but we’ll enjoy it while it lasts)

  15. Stereocloud

    I wonder if Bedard is regretting accepting playing for the bhawks yet??? Hahahaha

  16. MotherAd1865

    All I’ve seen are people commenting on the rumour, but have not seen a single shred of evidence. This is honestly so stupid and if it’s false, imagine how this would actually affect the people involved…

  17. baumer028

    Lets get him(John Huggges, 80’s movies delivered by money making stations).. Nobody cares(rug under): Bezt Commi ever.

  18. Hotel_Putingrad

    No way. Mrs. Perry is a total smokeshow. Mrs. Bedard is… not

  19. monumentvalley170

    Ah it’s not that. But this sure gets more clicks

  20. Lurked4EverB4Joining

    Is this worse than Chris Chelios sleeping with the Habs president’s wife back in the day? I think so since he slept with both of Bedard’s parents, but I would like to hear your thoughts on this…

  21. profounddimwit

    Shit for a second I thought this was r/hockey circlejerk. Y’all are absolutely tarded. It’s okay though, my first wife was too,… She’s a pilot now.

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