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[POSTGAME] Tampa Bay Lightning @ Dallas Stars – 12/2/23 – The One Where We Hopefully Hit Rock Bottom



#Box Score

[Full stats at NHL.com](https://www.nhl.com/gamecenter/tbl-vs-dal/2023/12/02/2023020356)

##Scoreboard – Final

Team | 1 | 2 | 3 | Total
—|—|—-|—-|—-
TB [](/r/tampabaylightning) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1
DAL [](/r/dallasstars) | 3 | 3 | 2 | 8

##Scoring

Team | Goal Scorer | Description | Assist 1 | Assist 2 | Period | Time
—-|—-|—-|—-|—-|—-|—-
DAL [](/r/dallasstars) | Seguin (8) | EV, bad defense | Marchment (8) | Heiskanen (13) | 1st | 1:01
DAL [](/r/dallasstars) | Robertson (7) | EV, soft one | Pavelski (12) | | 1st | 6:28
DAL [](/r/dallasstars) | Benn (5) | EV, more bad D | Johnston (8) | Hakanpaa (1) | 1st | 7:39
TB [](/r/tampabaylightning) | HEDMAN!!! (5) | PP, bomb | Kuuuuuuucherov (25) | | 1st | 12:25
DAL [](/r/dallasstars) | Marchment (7) | EV, more bad D | Hakanpaa (2) | Lindell (6) | 2nd | 3:42
DAL [](/r/dallasstars) | Pavelski (11) | PP, bleh | Harley (3) | Hintz (11) | 2nd | 12:25
DAL [](/r/dallasstars) | Robertson (8) | PP, shit | Benn (12) | Hintz (12) | 2nd | 14:23
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##Penalties

Team | Player | PIM | Infraction | Period | Time | Goal Scored During PP?
—-|—-|—-|—|—|—|—-
DAL [](/r/dallasstars) | Heiskanen | 4 | High Sticking | 1st | 11:21 | YES!!/No
DAL [](/r/dallasstars) | Pavelski | 2 | Boarding | 1st | 16:46 | No
TB [](/r/tampabaylightning) | Hedman | 2 | Questionable Tripping | 2nd | 10:33 | Yes :(((
TB [](/r/tampabaylightning) | Hedman | 2 | Interference | 2nd | 13:08 | Yes :(((
DAL [](/r/dallasstars) | Hakanpaa | 2 | Holding | 2nd | 17:39 | No
DAL [](/r/dallasstars) | Benn | 2 | Hooking | 3rd | 6:29 | No
DAL [](/r/dallasstars) | Steel | 2 | Tripping | 3rd | 9:59 | No
| | | | | |

##Shots On Goal

Team | 1 | 2 | 3 | Total
—|—|—-|—-|—-
TB [](/r/tampabaylightning) | 10 | 10 | 13 | 33
DAL [](/r/dallasstars) | 11 | 14 | 9 | 34

#Next Games

Date | Time | Opponent | TV
—-|—-|——–|–
12/4/23 | 7:00 PM | vs. DAL [](/r/dallasstars) | SUN
12/6/23 | 7:00 PM | vs. PIT [](/r/penguins) | SUN
12/7/23 | 8:00 PM | @ NSH [](/r/predators) | SUN
12/9/23 | 10:00 PM | @ [SEA](/r/seattlekraken) | SUN
12/12/23 | 10:00 PM | @ VAN [](/r/canucks) | SUN

#Notes

* Oh c’mon, stop sucking Bolts

* Also fire Jeff Blashill already, he’s infected our team with the mediocrity from his Red Wings teams

by RandomBoltsFan

13 Comments

  1. So this is what the Canes felt like…

    It’s not fun

  2. honkie-mcgee

    Well, that was a good game to practice my knitting.

    Edit: So, first 4 game losing streak of the season. Oof.

  3. BigBuddha15

    Enough has been said about the defense, but at some point underperforming your expected goals is no longer a puck luck problem

  4. AutomaticLead

    people are going to blame defense but you know its bad when both goalies are letting in the most pathetic goals in. Another game where their goalie looks better than ours

  5. Gatorlater7

    Is a wiley old veteran such as, I don’t know, Corey Perry available to bring us together?

    But for real holy shit. I knew we couldn’t go to the Finals every year forever, but I wasn’t expecting that.

  6. Basil_Normal

    This is the kind of loss that should force something to change. Fire an assistant or scratch a regular. Cooper has to be at the end of his patience. Doing the same thing over and over is the definition of insanity

  7. marsking4

    Maybe we just forgot that you’re supposed to score more than the other team

  8. toolschism

    Plymouth Argyle won today so that’s something I guess.

  9. BrolexRolex

    Never been more relieved for a game to be over.

    Having said that, come on. 4-1 leads to the leafs, letting opponents score first, letting the penguins goalie goal us, and this horrendous implosion of a game; what’s it going to take for a message to get sent?

  10. The playoffs are looking like a distant dream right now. Also, nobody bring up the Blues. This team isn’t going from last to the cup, lmao.

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