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New Team in Utah



My wife sent me this from her FB…another team to hate the Knights and Avalanche!

by depressedorangutan36

50 Comments

  1. Philhughes_85

    Salt Lake City seems like a good fit for a team

  2. GarbageOpinionsMachi

    Salt Lake City Punks, mascot: Heroin Bob

  3. Mr_FortySeven

    Would be a solid location for a team in all honesty. They would make a great rival for the Avs.

  4. HurricanePirate16

    Talk about a poverty franchise. Won’t be selling very many $20 beers to help the balance sheet.

  5. Vandy1358v2_0

    I could totally see the coyotes moving to SLC. Their mascot should be Joseph Smith. During intermission he can talk into a top hat

  6. MAJORMINORMINORv2

    Its like a bad idea got food poisoning and shit this out in DALLE

  7. Upper-Raspberry4153

    I wonder if it will still be called SLC in 10 years when the lake dries up and ceases to exist

  8. FireFrogs48

    Has to be a relocated team right? 33 teams feels like a lot

  9. All for this if it’s the Coyotes moving there. 32 teams is enough.

  10. TheRitalinCommando

    I personally think the market is too small to compete with the Jazz for the winter sports dollar but I can say one thing for certain. They’ll do better than Phoenix.

  11. weschester

    Hey it’s better than giving Atlanta a third chance at losing a franchise.

  12. fastal_12147

    This is the first I’m hearing about it. Funny how no one in the hockey space has mentioned this…

  13. LewaLew12

    If we get enough teams further west, will Chicago be allowed to join the Eastern Conference and restore our rivalry with Detroit before it dies completely?

  14. 360degreesofFUNK

    Maybe they could be another suitor to the Coyotes, Utah Coyotes, who knows?

  15. dumbassyeye

    Anyone else feel like 32 is maybe more then enough teams? How much do they want to dilute the the product?

  16. Canadian_mk11

    The Salt Lake FuckCanadaandQuebecCityinParticulars

  17. PrideRulesMMA

    Quebec City have a newer NHL style arena, no NHL team

  18. WVC_Least_Glamorous

    The NBA arena didn’t receive much in taxpayer funding.

    So an NHL arena is going to receive even less.

    Is the NHL going to allow a team in a small market without the public giving tax money to a billionaire?

  19. enceladus83

    Besides Bettman hating Canada, what are his stated reasons for no team in Quebec City?

  20. So now we’re just allowed to post from any source credible or not on here, cool

  21. That may be the ugliest stadium render I’ve ever seen.

  22. PinHeadDrebin

    Does this even make sense? Utah doesn’t seem like a place where people are really aware of hockey

  23. Architeuthis_McCrew

    Hopefully they’ll offer the Pologamy Pale Ale on tap from Roosters brewhouse.

  24. rainier0380

    I don’t really care about the team as long as Pornhub buys the exclusive rights to the arena Name.

  25. ExampleDog

    So help me fucking god if Utah gets a team before another Canadian team I will convert to Mormonism.

  26. Totes_mc0tes

    Unless it’s where the coyotes are going this is dumb. Last thing the league needs is more teams

  27. JohnnyTreeTrunks

    Please put your hands together for the Utah Mormons

  28. rgautz2266

    I’m becoming more in favour of expanding to 40 teams and have 2 leagues of 20. Promote the regular season and playoff champ from league 2 to league 1 and drop the bottom 2 teams down. 34 teams is too many for 1 league. If they put a team in SLC, it better be the Coyotes.

  29. ShadowyPepper

    The Salt Lake City Hockey Team of Latter Day Saints

    Has a nice ring to it

  30. LoveEffective1349

    “Lets hear it for your Saltlake Polygamists!”

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