We’re gonna have 2. 9 million D in 2 years aren’t we
HawtPackage
What is going on in this thread. Like 3 people have commented the exact same thing. Are these bots or am I missing a joke here.
ofhdhdy
“Players with top maximum shot speeds” is certainly one way of saying “Fastest shots”
Icedteapremix
Disrespect to Hronek’s 107.9 mph slapper
goodbye9hello10
I bet Hronek has more broken bones per piss missile though
Akhurite
“Players with top maximum shot speeds” is certainly one way of saying “Fastest shots”
MrGoodsir87
Something something
yooooooo5774
filip hronek had a 107MPH goal why is it not on the list?
rlyx6x
I’m surprised MacKinnon isn’t on these lists. Man shoots the puck like he hates it
ElevenIron
CBJ Chinakov should be up here if he’d get enough shot chances. His snapshot is typically 90-93 mph.
ASillyGoos3
CBJ not feeding Chinny enough this season is all im getting from these graphics
blackstarscarcosa
Since Boosh is actually a 44 year old man, he’s had a lot of practice time
blyan
Kinda surprised that Hronek only has 32 and he’s had more than one that should be on the hardest shots list. I feel like this is a very incomplete dataset
Edit: not sure how this is a controversial opinion? Even though I think the “107mph” goal he scored was inaccurate, it was still 101.4 according to the other source. Makes no sense that he’s not on that list
Christank1
The term piss missile makes me so happy. I can’t help but grin every time
s1n0d3utscht3k
“Players with top maximum shot speeds” is certainly one way of saying “Fastest shots”
Crispysnipez
“Players with top maximum shot speeds” is certainly one way of saying “Fastest shots”
wolceniscool
One of the few who still Slapshots I assume
OfficialDaiLi
I can guarantee that maybe 3 of those Matheson shots have hit the net
The_X-Files_Alien
Evan “Old Man Strength” Bouchard, everyone. Not a day over 45 that man. Some say his best is yet to come.
Red_Sea_Pedestrian
There’s a reason why they call it a Bouchbomb…
Kinda surprised Natedogg isn’t on the list with his pissmissiles. So much public bus piss from his one timers.
GoodPoint3232
Gudas dirty plug
dogeman87
Can confirm that Karlsson claps bombs. Feels like every time he takes a shot it’s a rocket.
TheeVande
KAPANEN???
kayl_the_red
Bouch has *got* to unleash that cannon when he gets a chance. He gets too caught up in passing off sometimes that he forgets that the speed and power of his shot can inspire fear in those in its path.
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Bouch Bombing the competition this year. No chance with his piss missiles.
“Players with top maximum shot speeds” is certainly one way of saying “Fastest shots”
“Players with top maximum shot speeds” is certainly one way of saying “Fastest shots”
And a lot of these guys aren’t scoring goals at high rates
[I miss Michael Stone](https://twitter.com/JFreshHockey/status/1720166792981569829)
How many similar comments are there lol
We’re gonna have 2. 9 million D in 2 years aren’t we
What is going on in this thread. Like 3 people have commented the exact same thing. Are these bots or am I missing a joke here.
“Players with top maximum shot speeds” is certainly one way of saying “Fastest shots”
Disrespect to Hronek’s 107.9 mph slapper
I bet Hronek has more broken bones per piss missile though
“Players with top maximum shot speeds” is certainly one way of saying “Fastest shots”
Something something
filip hronek had a 107MPH goal why is it not on the list?
I’m surprised MacKinnon isn’t on these lists. Man shoots the puck like he hates it
CBJ Chinakov should be up here if he’d get enough shot chances. His snapshot is typically 90-93 mph.
CBJ not feeding Chinny enough this season is all im getting from these graphics
Since Boosh is actually a 44 year old man, he’s had a lot of practice time
Kinda surprised that Hronek only has 32 and he’s had more than one that should be on the hardest shots list. I feel like this is a very incomplete dataset
Edit: not sure how this is a controversial opinion? Even though I think the “107mph” goal he scored was inaccurate, it was still 101.4 according to the other source. Makes no sense that he’s not on that list
The term piss missile makes me so happy. I can’t help but grin every time
“Players with top maximum shot speeds” is certainly one way of saying “Fastest shots”
“Players with top maximum shot speeds” is certainly one way of saying “Fastest shots”
One of the few who still Slapshots I assume
I can guarantee that maybe 3 of those Matheson shots have hit the net
Evan “Old Man Strength” Bouchard, everyone. Not a day over 45 that man. Some say his best is yet to come.
There’s a reason why they call it a Bouchbomb…
Kinda surprised Natedogg isn’t on the list with his pissmissiles. So much public bus piss from his one timers.
Gudas dirty plug
Can confirm that Karlsson claps bombs. Feels like every time he takes a shot it’s a rocket.
KAPANEN???
Bouch has *got* to unleash that cannon when he gets a chance. He gets too caught up in passing off sometimes that he forgets that the speed and power of his shot can inspire fear in those in its path.
Hronek > Bouchard.
Most are right-handed shot.
Guess no canucks hey
Aboslute piss missles