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Heer me out.



Phil Kessel in a coaching role to cut the crust off this shit sandwich.

by MrFahrenheit742

10 Comments

  1. Harlesbarkley77

    Throw hot dogs for life into the contract and he’ll come!

  2. theguyishere16

    Love it. They win the Cup powered solely by vibes and memes.

  3. I can’t imagine how out of shape Kessel would be halfway through the season.

  4. 3x Stanley Cup champ / Iron man has no time for Steve Simmons

  5. “You guys are playing WAY too much defense. Stop back checking, no contact till the playoffs”

    -coach kessel

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