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Happy birthday to Wayne Gretzky, the greatest goal scorer in NHL history!



Happy birthday to Wayne Gretzky, the greatest goal scorer in NHL history!

by YouPatheticWorm1958

33 Comments

  1. Dmonic666

    Most goals? Yes. “Greatest Goal Scorer”? Debatable.

  2. Try to picture 99 in a different uniform, I dare you…

    See? You can’t!

  3. GOTHAMKNlGHT

    Homer voice: “The greatest goal scorer in history…so far.”

  4. Due_Muffin_5406

    So weird seeing him in skates that aren’t Daoust or Nike

  5. Iginlas_4head_Crease

    Greatest goal scorer is such a weird way to caption it. He’s the greatest player ever, and goal scorer is not the first thing that comes to mind

  6. riko77can

    Biggest cheat code in NHL history. 100 rating.

  7. SpartanTA09

    Greatest player no doubt, Ovi is a better goal scorer though

  8. icecream42568

    It’s a sin to see him in anything other than orange & blue

  9. Shiny_Mew76

    Best Blues jersey ever. I also really like the Red variant that they wore as Reverse Retros a couple years ago, arguably more than the originals.

  10. Slouchy87

    I know this because my son was born on this day 4 years ago. When he was born I thought, right on my boy’s born on Gretz’s birthday.

    Then later that day I heard Kobe Bryant died.

    A roller coaster day of emotions.

  11. eyeeatmyownshit

    Was in house to watch him get his 2000th point on Sandstrom’s goal. Numa 99

  12. Rusteeshaqlford

    Because of the wonderful man I have never once forgotten my older sister’s birthday. Happy bday Wayne and to my sister, I’m sure.

  13. cubanpajamas

    Look at those shoulder pads. Today’s pads are weapons by comparison.

  14. Ronaldo09042012

    Strange choice to show him on the team with which spent the least amount of time.

  15. Moist-Dragonfly2569

    Not good enough for Mike Keenan though.

  16. redraidergoalie

    Let’s not forget that if not for Kypreos, Fuhr would most likely have been in net for that game and being a lefty all of a sudden that Yzerman shot is a bit more manageable. Casey was probably slightly off angle but that was an absolute Lazer perfectly placed high stick.

  17. juicygoosy921

    the greatest goal scorer in NHL history, so far. *insert homer gif*

  18. Whippet27

    50 goals in 39 games is the one he says will never be broken. Matthews sniffed at that pace for a bit – but the Great One will hold that for all time until the make the hockey net the size of a soccer net

  19. luckytaurus

    Like, I know he has the most goals ever but it’s still weird to think he is the a “goal scorer” just because he has so many god damned assists that he has more assists than any other nhler has in total points. It’s actually a bonkers stat. And probably my favorite sports stat.

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