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::checks all star roster::



::checks all star roster::

by Own-Tomato4335

29 Comments

  1. CroikyThatsABigDingo

    “Please come here so we can blackmail you and you can ruin your career please thanks”

  2. Ig0tBannedAgain

    Canada doesn’t learn, apparently. Sure, it’s been 7 years since the last time hockey had a major scandal.

  3. Pucksindeep37

    This place always has great signs. But this is the place Doug Gilmour took Pat Burns for a beer when he got hired with the Maple Leafs to discuss the direction they were going to take the Leafs until people found out they were there and they had to duck out to a pub.

  4. Quiet_Talk4849

    I’m waiting to hear about a 2023 allstar showing up and making a scene because he has to pay…

  5. StupidGenius11

    How many more points would Huberdeau have if he knew this was on the table for All Stars?

  6. LilHomie204DaBaG

    Does wearing your own jersey count as ID tho?

    Suddenly we all look like Connor bedard (just everyone wear a fishbowl when u go)

  7. Pucks_N_Fucks

    Bunch of Wags just decided to come along after all

  8. eucalyptus-NUTS

    Suddenly im worried about 6 canucks making the roster.

  9. Yun0Grinberryall

    They probably saved it for Cup Champions, but we know how that is in Toronto

  10. Ecstatic-Arachnid-91

    Wasn’t there a club in Vegas who offered free lap dances if the Knights won the Cup. I wonder how that’s working out for them?

  11. ID required. We will not be fooled a tenth time.

  12. jonnycanuck67

    Ha, I used to work two blocks from there… I don’t recommend the veal sandwich 🙂

  13. Cheriquee310

    Which hockey is going to be up in there first ?
    Crosby?

  14. ZeeroDazed

    Corey Perry would have been MVP if he’d known this was on the table

  15. MotherAd1865

    The NHL players are not going to Filmores…. lol Maybe Upper Brass Rail

  16. BartleBossy

    Filmores isnt where any NHL star would be caught dead.

  17. Traderparkboy01

    Carter Hart gonna delay turning himself in for a liddle bit

  18. BlakeWheelersLeftNut

    >Welcome to NHL allstar week. Free lap dances for all. 2024 nhl all stars ID require.

    I added the proper punctuation

  19. gambalore

    Cold of them to limit it to only 2024 All Stars.

  20. ptwonline

    I didn’t even realize that there were any strip clubs left in Toronto aside from Brass Rail.

  21. Mansionjoe

    I’m changing my name to Mat Barzal. Hopefully the change goes through and I can get my passport and license by the weekend.

  22. Will any of the players in London be there? Has nhl said anything

  23. DMmeyourinbox

    For all that don’t know about where this is in Toronto, the area surrounding it, especially George St. Looks like the set of a post-apocalyptic zombie movie on a good day. You get a free lap dance with a side of HIV and meth addiction.

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