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Whoop, there it is

by dherms14

36 Comments

  1. “mental health reasons”

    fuck off. i feel so dirty right now.

  2. CerbIsKing

    Flames organization if they knew; made a terrible PR call here.

  3. GoofyRangersfan

    Why these players specifically. Did they meet up to assault a women?

  4. JerbearCuddles

    Time for the dominoes to fall. Crazy to think the Canucks almost had Callan Foote but they didn’t want a conflict of interest thing with Adam Foote being on the coaching staff.

  5. BallsMahogany_redux

    Man you know what. At least these guys are facing some sort of consequence.

    Dudes do shit like this in the NFL and get signed to huge contracts and get hyped as superstars.

  6. fifteentango88

    Can somebody please fill me in on what is going on?

  7. Hockystr17

    Isn’t this old news by now?

    *BREAKING NEWS*

    WE’VE LANDED ON THE MOON!

  8. Sensitive_Ladder2235

    Ok, *now* we can start wildly flinging accusations around.

  9. Pucks_N_Fucks

    That’s just how fucked hockey players can be. Like how long did they know each other before they felt comfortable enough to (allegedly, but most likely not allegedly) assault a woman as a group, 2 weeks? Hope to see their contracts terminated soon and see em on the used car parking lots soon enough.

  10. evymeinks

    So Formenton already surrendered, is that why there’s only 4 in this particular news release?

  11. Stockersandwhich

    Islanders not having any top prospects looks pretty good right about now PR wise.

  12. bipedal___bitch

    None of them will play in the NHL again, right? Feel like they only prosecute on things like this when they have incredibly damning evidence

  13. RainJetski

    They have only been charged, and a trial isn’t expected before 2026. Unless there are conditions of their bail or legitimate grounds for contract termination they would still be eligible to play. But doubtful their teams would want that attention.

  14. BobinForApples

    Those guys are all going to look great in Oiler blue when they get out of jail.

  15. Dazzling-War5590

    No means no. No matter what situation she puts herself in. This is sad now nothing has gone through court yet. Even though our court system has become far from competent and down right corrupt. They still are entitled to the day in court. And as A flyers fan hate to see this. But if hart did then I would lose all respect for him and my he pay for such A cowardly act.

  16. New_Cartoonist_8860

    This is a fucked situation either way, I just want to remind people that as of now it’s important to not draw conclusions based on accusations alone
    Edit: yeah I’m just wrong there’s so much more then just accusations let’s bully those idiots

  17. grazfest96

    Devils players this year finding new fucked up ways not to be on the ice.

  18. How does one order someone to do anything without a warrant? Nobody has to cooperate unless they are actually charged with a crime. In that case, you still can’t command them to do anything. It’s the police departments job to apprehend said criminal. This whole thing sounds weird.

  19. SomebodyGetAHoldOfJa

    Guy in the flames jersey looks like Ben Shapiro

  20. thesirmaximus

    I hope they are guilty as I would hate to see anyone go through this that is innocent

  21. Do the Blackhawks have any cap space for five players?

  22. Sweaty-Salad95

    I’m behind the loop on this. What allegedly happened?

  23. yosoyboi2

    I’m an oilers fan so I hate the flames, but I’m willing to give the Flames management reasonable doubt that they knew Dube’s involvement.

    They’ve been very good as a team when it’s comes to mental health, and I imagine if Dube lied and asked for mental health leave to cover his ass the team would have granted it.

  24. downthehatch999

    “GI Issues”
    “Mental Health Issues”

    I certainly can’t presume that anyone else in here has felt the firsthand physiological / psychological effects of carrying a gargantuan-sized mixed green salad of deeply embedded shame/ fear/ angst/ or all of the other spicy ingredients that come along with the all-encompassing shroud of foreboding, with a steaming-hot side of freshly baked existential dread… but I, for one, can begin to relate.

    🚨⚠️🚨⚠️🚨

    * THIS IS NOT TO BE TAKEN, IN ANY WAY, AS A DEFENSE OF THESE SCUM *

    Just saying – does today’s news cast the recent missed time by Hart, Dube, et al, in a much darker light? Ohhhh, you friggin’ bet yer ass it does. These boys are about equal to the cum-scum you scrape off the tub drain. Buuuut – I’d be shittin’ my sweatpants with some grade-A double bubble, toil ‘n trouble, witch’s cauldron gut-knots and a constant state of sheer panic, that the term “Mental Health Issues” would barely begin to describe.

  25. Chaserjim

    Later. Rapers. And if she was underage … after while, pedophiles.

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