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LIVE: Washington Capitals VS Boston Bruins Scoreboard/Commentary!



LIVE: Washington Capitals VS Boston Bruins Scoreboard/Commentary!

You talking said I was upset because they were down 26 start Should com the men’s G This right over C and welcome into the live stream folks welcome to the live stream welcome into the live stream folks welcome to the live comments Terry welcome to the live stream Tonight Paul coming to bruss the goal he scores Frederick scores trust Frederick from the circle and the burlin regain the lead it’s 3-2 to rock CI Saka scores again what a pass by the checkline checkmates makoy he shoots he scores BR C for makoy shooting scores this is the third freaking time

In the past 30 seconds we’ve seen this damn commercial of Dak Prescott talking bling on a damn mattress bro get that off my TV Screen Stand what is going on everybody happy Saturday afternoon it is abnormally warm here where we are it is almost 60° here why in the middle of February I have no idea change H I guess so man I guess so the Bruins are hosting the Washington Capitals from the TD Garden in

Boston how’s it going everybody how’s it going Sebastian Matt seagull Duke Brian Prim Rex torn djp Eagles how’s it going Gary how’s it going everybody hello how’s it going Kathy yeah spring came a little early I know the groundhog said that there’s going to be uh less winter going to get we’re going

To get spring a little earlier this year but did not expect 60° on the first on the second Saturday of February and even though it’s gonna be snowy I guess on Tuesday yeah we’re gonna we’re getting to nor Easter I guess on on uh M let’s get into your starting lineups for both

Teams for the capitals it’s Dylan stro Alex oetkin and TJ Oshi Michael ready for this it’s funny his name sounds very familiar to Mike’s Michael garbosa and Tom yeah Conor mcel Anthony mantha and uh Alex prot protus uh Nick Dow Beck marenstein and Matt Phillips Martin farari and John Carlson oh the door’s

Locked and John Carlson Rasmus sandine and Nick Jensen Joel Evanson and Ethan bear um and Ethan bear with d with Charlie lingren in goal for for for Washington today tell her about the I heard it you heard it would you laugh for the Bruins it’s it’s Charlie Coyle

Brad Marshon and Jake debrusk pav zaka James Van Rey and David poock Morgan geeki Jacob Loco Trent Frederick Jesper boquist Anthony Rashard making his Bruins debut today along with dant hinen on the right side grizzli and makoy linol Carlo forbert wspoon with swan in goal for Boston today uh Sophia is here

So the blues and Sabers game just wrapped up in Buffalo that’s going to be on uh you should have went like this let me in [ __ ] that’s what she should have done you should have scre I heard like a faint knock I’m like is that I’m too lazy

I just I was just commentating women’s basketball for Dean so if I don’t talk much and I only get hyped up during a goal you know why I’m exhausted yeah chat I dig it I what is what do we what do we think about sh

Face you know I mean I’ll have my beard back in two weeks anyways but I I like me shav I like it so much edgy boy band member Bo wow I guess I’m a teenage dirt bag no Grant no look who’s calling the game today oh where’s Robert you he is bald Sean

MC listen to Sam God do not if you want to listen to actual competent announcing then I am here for you because I don’t I don’t say things like and a goal score voice cracking every 30 seconds Jesus Christ dude oh we had 5et of snow

In Cape in Nova Scotia last week oh my God God yes but still so 33 goals for poock tied for third in the NHL poo third in the league and point at 75 by the way some other random knowledge this is Brad maron’s 999th career NHL game his 1,000th will

Be will be Tuesday against Tampa that’s gonna be good that’s going to be extremely entertaining so that should be a really good game on Tuesday we I think we’re going to do something special for Marshon for his 10002 could we make like a video we might do something where the f is the

Bruins Vlog uh problem is we hate to break the news to you every single every single video that I took got about that like snowing it got uh cop I mean not copyrighted it got um red so oetkin is 61 goals away from having the most goals of any player in NHL

History he’s 61 away from from Gretzky well I think he get it no I don’t think he will I think he’s going to fall about 20 and 30 shy it looked like he was going to get it for a while and then he had he had a slow start to the season

So we’ll see I think we should roast marshmallows should roast marshmallows how we gonna do that c a candle uh seven and a half minutes away from puck drop droing the puck at 3:45 let’s do some predictions we can go around the room what’s up score predictions yeah

Let’s go let’s go around the room who’s what’s the final score be anyway we’ll talk we’ll talk about we’ll talk about the Super Bowl later S 5 Z wow really okay all right Kyle 42 his foot’s blocking his face all right and Grant what’s your screw it I I

Actually I’ll second that a high scoring game 63 brins and I’m going not that it’s not it’s going to be high scoring I’m going 52 52 Bruins here2 yep 42 Bruins 43 caps okay 52 Bruins five nothing or 5 to one Bruins 100 to nothing Bruins I like that

Prediction 32 in overtime Bruins 43 Bruins first goal zaka okay they’re doing Super Bowl bets on fliff right now if you couldn’t completions the over of completions on the trolling that’s that’s no no no no no I like it that’s a good one 52 Bruins or 2 one caps randomness

13 to eight Bruins oh you want me to lose brain cells calling 21 goals I also couldn’t give a crap about the Super Bowls I don’t care who wins I only heard for the chats and the laugh or two well the Super Bowl is still a big

Deal we’ll talk about the Super Bowl later very nice stoping about yeah I’m sorry there’s no off there’s no goals happening there’s no goals are being scored um I apologize about the train um we live we we our college campus is placed really close to the train horn to to the train station

We apologize in advance if it annoys people that would be funny should we do it should should we go should we go through and rate the Bruins game day outfit I have that idea I was washing my hands yeah do it after first mission I’m serious I like when will you upload that

Video on Cooper I’m not uploading it the videos got corrupted good ball montomery what beauty SW Swan’s in goal today they’re gonna they’re going to commercial break then we’re going to actually drop the puck and play some hockey for once hooray I know typical ESPN in there delaying the start of

Games you’re right that’s why they have sha MCD calling the sport H nice one great one I know I’ll be here all day that’s all we need Stephen Smith to say all I know is the puck is black and will’ll be set what if I got hired by ESPN and said

All I know about basketball is that the ball is orange I’d be fired in a second yes you would because Stephen A Smith he gets away with it it’s [ __ ] by the way what if we had different colored basketballs so like a red basketball for

Wednesday no I’m just like thr no I was thinking on the same thing red on Wednesday well no but like like I’m just giving an example for example I think Monday redes we want to talk about being specific yellow blue yellow purple it’s rainbow Sam does not have a comment stop

It you did it that I yeah uhhuh she beat me in Crazy Eights yeah I’m more yeah I got plus four like 20 times from him it’s like you the and I yeah I us yeah breaking news Sam lost in Crazy breaking news Sam loses in crazy8 oh my

God it’ll be on TMZ in two minutes so why is chat talking about racism what what that is wild what they’re people are saying that you were racist Grant first for saying that the puck was black oh I’m sorry that would mean Stephen A is I got it from him not me do

We think the P should be rainbow no I want to be actually I I don’t want to like have like see yeah see glowing the the the you know I’m glad I did no what the hell huh all right let’s play some hockey here let’s get into your keys to the game

Here first one win faceoffs the Bruins had a little bit of trouble with that on uh Thursday against Vancouver your second one is stay out of the box the Bruins took too many penalties even though it rewarded Us in goals on their power play still stay out of the box and

In the third one score in the third period it’s ABC I might be going to ESPN plus this keeps up all right here we go Joker and Thief they we didn’t we didn’t get to see the anthem so I don’t know want to time it coil against Dylan

Stro capitals going from right to left in the road whites with the red and blue trim K Bruins in the home home blacks going from left to right all right you know what next commercial break we’re going ESPN plus I can’t take it anymore no this is on this is Straight

TV I don’t know what’s going on marshan trying to jam it to coil he can’t Dylan stro takes it away okay now we’re freezing this is ABC being absolute idiots or this might be the dean different I don’t know and ABC crap crashed awesome all right hold

Up espm plus we go hold up my God [ __ ] this school dude that’s that’s that’s how the ab live TV for the school is it’s literally laggy bro it’s so bad uh why is it taking so long on ESPN plus there we go please don’t be like this on ESPN

Because if that’s the case it’s an ABC issue it’s an ESPN issue come on thank you H comes in on Swingman it’s knocked wide all right there we go 19 minutes to go in the first period just over a minute in Oh Hey DJ didn’t see you popping in

The chat how’s it going buddy post knock through Van Rey in the zone and here’s Anthony mantha moving it ahead Conor McMichael broke pass broken up by mavo the line here is poock closed off there by Jensen zaka trying to dig it free from McMichael poock for van reik back to

Parker wspoon van reik back hands it in deep David poock couldn’t play it there against Rasmus sandine W spoon into van ream jams it through McMichael poock with it on the right side turns around shoots it’s blocked by sandine forbert playing it around the goal pass van

Reik and sandine will move it ahead crosses the Bruins line Puck comes in on San will make the stop forbert to W spoon got tied up by two caps in the Corner Frederick forbert in the neutral zone Morgan geeki across the Washington line comes in on net goes wide of lingren Tom

Wilson up ahead trying to play it to scosa he could not capitals will move it ahead whoa somebody slammed their door shut that didn’t Ethan Bear yeah somebody’s pissed off Ethan bear flips it up the ice Carlo couldn’t keep it alive Max petti dumps it in yeah

He’s favari broken up there by Carlo malen Stein couldn’t play the puck here is Nick da across the line goes wide of San lolm is hit hard into the boards Rashard gets bumped into geeky with it reversing it ly Holm gets beat there o lolm got knocked down ruins are having some trouble

Getting the puck out of Their Own Zone here farari couldn’t keep it at the line now watching the game just watching stream because your cousin is hogging the PS4 okay well at least it’s a good alternative I guess here is Nick Jensen for Obe kubel broken up there by oetkin

Look out here’s a chance for Jensen grizzli breaks it up and hin and knocks it away Marshon goes down makoy getting it up and out Oshi quick re-entry for the Caps the capitals are playing a little faster than the Bruins here oetkin back to sandine a shot knocked down by stro

Here comes Jake debrus Bruns will move it ahead debrusk across the line it de brus now dropping it coil for de brus trying to center it in front Oshi breaks up the pass and he’ll move it ahead for oetkin has Ethan bear oetkin in front skips off to bruskin goes wide of the

Net Oshi back to a shot there from uh Joel Edmonson that misses wide Edmonson for mantha knocked away there by makoy Coyle Coyle over to makoy with it here is poock taken down by mantha mantha takes it away prota or protes for mantha couldn’t get it to him protes takes it right away

From poock and zaka who are both battling for the puck B ream like nice hit there on farari zaka up ahead for poock and they cannot complete a pass once again like it’s Tuesday all over took a weird bounce in front San knocks it away Puck comes to protus at the line

Play over Alexa Pros for Carlson and on net goes wide farari thr to throw it in front W spoon getting it away van reik for zaka getting through Wilson and dumps in the Bron need to change there’s not been one stoppage in the first five minutes of play my

Goodness moved up deflect in the zone Wilson against Carlo Carlo please don’t I mean please watch your head against Tom Wilson we don’t want to see what happened last time shot by is blocked a shot by sandine is blocked by loo sandine will recover at Center Wilson off

McMichael goes into the corner behind the net yeah I hope we got a fight in front Wilson’s backhand save rebound swingan couldn’t recover it Wilson gets it recovers as the Bruins got it away here’s sandine the Bruins are getting are getting outplay here a chance SW

Makes another good stop in front on Nick Jensen Frederick can’t get it out again again Wilson geeky lifting a stick Loco jams it out to Center the Bruins need a stoppage here the Bruns don’t even have a shot attempt right now they they’re getting they’re getting outplayed in every

Aspect of the puck early which is not the start I want to see the Bruins have Obe kubel knocked into forbert Puck moved out Rashard in a foot race with Ethan bear over to Joel Edmonson scoreboard looks different today this is my usual scoreboard the past few scoreboards have been uh makeshift on

That I had to make myself forbert out of the reach of Anthony Rashard it comes out Ethan bear will played over to Joel Edmonson no whistles early jeez bear up ahead Dylan stro for TJ Yoshi grizzli takes it away trying to move it ahead it got broken up there by

Carlson who’s trying to find Marshon on a break deflex in on stro Swan will knock it away Puck comes to TJ ooshi stro has oetkin in the slot stro poke check by Coyle he gets forced out Marshon can’t get to the puck Coyle knocks down a

Dumping attempt he moves it up ahead for Jake D bruski lofts in put it in the far corner marshand but there’s Dylan stro there at the Bruns in the midst of a change oetkin throws it across ice Carlo with it almost me just over seven minutes of of Non-Stop play to start the

Game van reik in front for zaka and it just goes wide poer trying to throw it in front McMichael taking it away here is mantha for protes trying to center it here’s a chance for McMichael save and mantha Put It Wide on the rebound zaka poast can’t play a simple pass from zaka

Jesus mantha for Patcher ready lolm knocks it Edmonson playing it around garbosa scosa for Bear pater ready pressured there by linol who takes down Patcher ready and they’re goingon to call that what no shot Dude power play game and first whistle they’re gonna call linol for interference he’s finishing a hit dude let’s take a look what is that Dude that’s not a penalty he finishes his hit they go to commercial break capitals have the first six shots of the game this is not a good start for Boston they’re getting outplayed in every aspect of the puck and they took a stupid penalty that shouldn’t have been called boy

Not good as they go to they go to commercial break yeah I’m yeah yep yep that SS it up pretty much I have a good team name for the pwl team in Boston the bean makers what the the bean makers the bean makers Beantown okay we don’t talk about that that’s

That’s dead that podcast is Dead Forever gone and buried forever in the depths of hell would you retire Chara’s number first or berson’s number first berson berson in a heartbeat didn’t even even think about it twice no b or Chara no I hope we don’t uh we will but I hope we

Don’t H ready this is funny ESPN the Bruins failing to start a game on Time there we go we found a match found a common theme the chief activating Jerick McKinnon from injured reserve to to the Super Bowl he’s still a game time decision good capitals go to the power play for

The first time today it’s going to be an interference penalty on lolm is what they called or holding what what what are we W they call it holding what McMichael kicked out of the draw against Co Pat ready will come in and take it Coyle wins the draw makoy to forbert and

He will clear 200 feet Charlie lingren will leave it for the capitals uh guy who has the puck right now I can’t see CU Dylan stro they’re showing him right now here’s TJ ooshi over McMichael centering pass broken up there and coil will clear all the way back

Down bring back the versus network no yes that’s s speaking Yeah NBC Sports Network yes yes put the NHL on NBC again come on NBC take get the NHL rights back it’s it’s a much better presentation than what ESPN’s presenting TNT they’re fine Lo it in the zone there by Carlson

In behind the net forward Puck jammed past mavo oetkin has it against Heinen for Dylan stro Carlson forbert breaks up a pass to stro knocks it away from him makoy trying to get it out of the Zone puts it past Heinen held in by oetkin at the left point shot save

Swan he’ll hang on Jake wman hit the greedy again for the Red Wings that’s funny say he scores a penalty shot goal And yep there he goes That’s funny he’s awesome face off one here zaka takes it away has Coyle Bruins have a two-on one here short-handed Coyle across zaka why did Coyle not shoot that puck he had the lane mantha against W spoon R in front a turnaround shot by Wilson save W spoon

Lofts it out and it’s a clear Bruins have five short-handed goals this season all all of them have occurred since January 4th that’s ridiculous that’s crazy here’s mantha off Wilson stick 20 seconds to go in the capitals power play mantha sandine oetkin pass shot broken up by Carlos sandine mantha shot knocked

Down W spoon trying to clear he can’t Trent Frederick will that’ll do it for the penalty and that will do it for the power play BRS get lolm back right now we’re back to even strength the Bruins do not have a shot on goal still if Coyle shot it they would

Have at home by the way yeah makoy geeky opportunity think they’ve done no grizzli poock across the line dropping it makoy van reik shot is blocked by Jensen and it goes out of play nope it got blocked on the way to the net he didn’t even come close to the

Slot yeah shot attempt here is geeky on side gets pressured there and gets double team and the capitals take it away shot on goal means shot hitting the goalie Edmonson for Patcher ready dumps in Around the Net San playing it up she can’t get it out oh bear was offside

That was offside right no was it not scaros puts it wide trying to center it pulling it back to the line Edmonson instead laying it in deep here is Pat ready forbert takes it away here’s boquist he’ll move it ahead Anthony Rashard he dumps in Bist takes a man down loo bumped into

Makoy steps up makoy trying to center it finds his man Rashard a backand saved by by Charlie Linger on Rashad’s opportunity yeah good to see the rookie get a freaking shot not a rookie wait rard no called him Providence he is but we didn’t draft him Montreal had him

Last year sign him signed him from Montreal he he has he scored uh three goals in 13 games for the Canadians last year one of those one of those was unfortunately against the Bruins last year here is Marsh Coy shot save lingren and could think it might have caught the blocker

Mmichael for mantha up ahead it goes over makoy Alexi protos battling for It Forward knocks into him makoy to marshan playing it up to Coyle Coyle lson the brunin in to change the new rocket Rashard very nice oh boy we’ll see how that goes we’ll see if that we’ll see if that

Actually keeps up he probably needed about 100 goals by now in his career dumps it in deep Around the Net Carlo to lyol up ahead Frederick guides it out Jensen over to fa Vari goes through stro it’s going to be an icing here and the capitals think it wasn’t every sing Oshi

Is pissed off the referees for calling that nicing yet it was it was sometimes we play down to the level of our competition yeah you can tell look at the shots on goal right now this is what we like to call Dancing Through The Raindrops first shot on goal comes from

Anthony Rashard nice little back can opportunity zaka against Dylan stro here to the right of lingren stro wins the draw Jensen will try to get it out he will Oshi pressured there by poock and lolm Van Rey in there as well oetkin getting around makoy trying

To center it zaka breaks it up past will try to chip it what was that poster knock oh buddy what was that that was a terrible eff eort here is poster knock he gets it in the zone nicked out against van reik Nick Dow post takes Obe kubel knocked in the zone W

Spoon Matt grizzli moving it ahead grizli shot hit the side of the cage malen Stein gets it out to Center geeky for forber R’s got to put got to got to go in the next gear here Frederick knocks it in off garbosa takes a weird bounce Frederick almost had a break there but

Heinen accidentally broke it up there scosa Ling it up forbert taking it away turns it over he got pressured Jensen shot misses the net de bruss takes it away off of stenin Heinen forbert for Heinen again pushing it up ahead off geeky skate he needs a

Change yeah the Bruins do nothing in the first period ever ever what you mean they scored goals against Vancouver on both those were short-handed and talk about five on five oh in that case you would be correct the Bruins don’t have a fiveon five goal in the first period

Since before the off star Break by the way doesn’t matter my point still stands oh boy okay fair enough here’s de Brusque gets it through Carlson makoy shot saved by Charlie lingren Charlie Coy’s got 18 goals in the season tied for second most in his career CO’s expected could have a breakout year

At 31 years old by the way in every category offensively goals assists points Anthony Rashard across the line one on four he gets helping loo Rashard jams it in behind the net bear for Oshi here’s Ethan bear the flex off oetkin icing here against uh caps here 437

Left you walk to the Super Bowl or St versus Heat tomorrow when’s the C game that’s my question two 2 o’ I’ll watch both the subx games at 2 o’clock I’ll watch both I’ll watch subx game and then yeah what bro I hate when someone did

That too they were like are you going to watch this college basketball game or like the Super Bowl I’m like well one starts like before five it’s not going to interfere with the Super Bowl so I’ll watch both oi oetkin swayan what a stop on oetkin S

Godamn it defense is taking the nap defense half asleep at the wheel let’s go sway bailing him out just like he did on Tuesday boy they go to commercial break going to take one as well be right back right after this Bruins and capitals is it’s all capitals so far we’ll be right

Back welcome back from commercial break Bruins and capitals still scoreless capitals out shooting the Bruins 10 to two right now yikes yikes this is the first time these two teams have met this season they’ll meet two more times March 30th in DC and April 15th in DC as well

Lolm Puck comes out Marshon trying to feed coil Oshi was tying up his stick the entire time poster knock with it turnover there lolm takes way he’ll lead the rush here’s hampus lolm with it lolm offside bkin on Pace for 18 goals this year yep wow yep talk about father dive

Catching up to him oh boy taking Mass do you do you think the Bruins start of slow start of start game slow since the game is starting it’s three no it’s that shouldn’t matter Al it’s like a 10 o’clock game Bo was kicked out of a draw they’ll

Have hinen coming and Tak it against Dow face off one by Dow Nick Jensen up ice for the capitals dowed for OE kubel Puck to flex over a stick boquist for Rashard who’s battling trying to get that puck up and instead that’s broken up there here’s Obe kubel for malen Stein Nick Dow

Playing fourth line center for the Caps today Jensen shot misses wide of the net hen broken up there by sandine big tie up for the puck in the on the boards played around Parker wspoon what gave it right to the capitals guy that was Nick Jensen right

To him gets it back shots are 11 to2 capitals here my God Bist o kubel boa stick goes flying malen Stein back to the line Jensen’s rer knocked down in traffic forbert Boos does not have a stick he can play that puck if he wanted to Boo’s going to grab his broken you

Laid out stick in front Edmonson Jensen the crowd is booing now shot by Jensen goes over the net would be to if was there W spoon can’t get it out Wilson holds in and then knees somebody and they don’t call it what is that dude Rashard chips it ahead and

Out look out Wilson saves Swan he has the puck on the rebound they go to commercial break again nothing out of the Bruins so far nothing nothing nothing no jump no fight at all it’s crazy yeah I wish we could play I wish we could be good against shitty teams

And good against good teams too let’s not forget that they also stunk the entire second half against Vancouver since they were already at four nothing they just played the rest of the game in cruise control yep so we did watch the press conference after the Bruins game Thursday it was

Awesome press conference great oh goodness Super Bowl Med should be I would love to see momes slap Brock in the face and then they and then they’re like we’ll take it out on the field that would be fun apparently John Cena was a savannah banana That Is Random very Rand

Yeah oh yeah today’s a really cool day for the Bruins 100 years ago today the NHL approved the Boston Bruins franchise a that pretty cool yeah I saw that on Twitter the Bruins got approved from the NHL 100 years ago today Cena doing side quest yes he is

Which Bruins player do you want to meet all of them particular posture sure yeah SW probably he’s not even playing today by the way as the Bruins Ice the puck then go to Prov BR game right right Sam yeah lolm that might be a good Post Yeah

Geeky against uh scosa play it around grizzli with it only positive from the first period is that it’s still tied you’re right and yeah grizzli Wilson holds in Martin farari capitals are still pressuring there’s an injured capital and oh of course H this guy can’t stay healthy it’s Max Patch

Ready oh man this guy this guy cannot stay healthy dude H what no I don’t I don’t I don’t know what happened I don’t think so no he’s holding his L he’s holding his leg his arm I think dude he can’t stay healthy man that sucks let’s take a look let’s see what Happened grizzli actually injured him grizzli hit him right in the arm here former Montreal Canadian from Carolina hurricane no his mic’s not working they’re getting gz like a major here they’re going to review for a major they’re going to assess a major penalty on grizzli for a cheap

Shot they’re going to see if it’s could be deducted to a minor I don’t think it will because it looked like a spearing penalty it looked like a cheap shot let’s see oh yeah no no he didn’t hit him in the arm he hit him right in a bad spot

He yep Max’s p y oh yeah that’s a major that should be that’s get that’s he’s going to get suspended well it didn’t look like it at it’s he’s GNA get suspended for that it’s a major he hit him right in the right in the Family

Jewels that’s G to be a five minute capitals power play yeah see see bro Eddie Bel for that [ __ ] br yeah that’s it griz’s out of the game no they’re booing at grizzli I think that’s a e that’s an easy call Easy call damn it grizzli what the hell are you doing

Man true but come on man it’s the right call so now we’re down to five defenseman the rest of the way it’s GNA be more it’s going to have to be more H more play time for hus yeah he’s probably he’s probably going to get a suspension there

E I’m wearing actually one of the goats of the Bruins organization on my back right now first he’s much better he yeah you’re right he’s not he’s not as good he’s better way better so it’s a FIV minute major they’re going to have a Bruins serve the penalty they’re goingon to

Have loo serve it I have one play theen for the other we were going to do that then put vest in the Box I me’s here’s Oshi with it turn this down oetkin Puck comes in front coil can’t get it out protus lost it to coil Puck comes back and here’s oetkin

Save Rebound ooshi in front scramble McMichael is stopped by San the problem is with this 5minute major is that this doesn’t end until the five minutes are up so the capitals can score as many goals as they want he doesn’t end if he get suspended oh I’m sorry

Josh he’s going to get suspended at least three games that is a dirty dirty play by grizzli he had somebody in the he hit somebody in the nuts hit someone in the jewels he low blows somebody bro that that’s face off yeah no he he’s that’s that’s

An easy easy easy call that should be a suspension it’s going to be Jake de bruss clears 200 feet IM if you scored on that that would been funny oetkin has the most power play goals in NHL history with 304 wow you can tell oin is really a

Power play Merchant isn’t he here’s Carlson for Dylan stro forced out by zaka final minute of this pathetic pathetic awful first period OSI for Wilson oi again zaka tying him up makoy for Jake debrus he’ll push it ahead he’s one on two debrusk will actually push

The puck a little bit here wrist shot saved by lingren that Puck’s free and it kicks back in on lingren it make the stop with 30 seconds shots going to be 14 to three oh four sorry four stro Wilson oetkin blocked Rebound in front Wilson Put It Wide with 15 seconds left Cole

Clears please Lord Jesus going to five seconds go any faster Carlson in on in on the net just went wide and the Bruins will have three minutes to kill to start the second period that was awful oh boy that was really bad the Bruins had four shots on goal in

The first period all which happened in the final half of the first period the capitals at 14 here do you want to do the the ranking of game day outfits I don’t [ __ ] deserve sure it’ll it’ll be more entertaining what the Bruins had out out there today

Bruins I’ll pull it up on here it is one of those games here so Sophia is going to rank the Bruins uh game day outfits there’s only a few of them that they post on Twitter I think on Instagram hold on let’s see if there’s

A okay oh whoa whoa okay what the hell all right let’s go to the Bruins Instagram then he has a cold brew I’m pulling it up right now you guys can see me trying to pull up the Instagram right now all right here we go

Oh all right you know what I’m going to do open link a new tab there’s a way to get around it guys all right so poster knock and makoy S go ahead what do you got all right I’m enjoying the C Brew choice he’s drinking a brew

Before the game very cool the stripes suit give me a little jailbird Vibe not jailbird Vibe digging it not digging it too much I’ve seen him much better so I’m gonna I’m pass there the back that’s maoy yep Choice safe Choice yeah okay so you like so you don’t like Pasto suit

But you like Mao suit I think it’s a safe Choice it’s not the top okay uh Jeremy Swan this coat is giving it is giving he’s only got one button which gives it enjoying that other than that I like the coat but other than that

Boring uh Lena Sark now this is what the hell is what is what is he wearing here I’ve said it once I’ll say it again the hats the hats are it let’s keep the hats going with the rim the long Rim I love it it’s given one SL a little bit

Giving one slur from The Lorax it’s a little too green little too green that’s okay he went for creativity and I think that’s paid off okay next uh that is who are you so very confused with beanies I’m not sure why why this keeps happening but I think he’s definitely

Copying pasta on that copying pastr knock okay with the hat he’s got something in his little Bento Box oh he’s got muffins he brought muffins today that’s so cute that’s really cool um just a blue suit nothing fancy that’s that is James Van reik by the way is giving though all

Right it’s okay uh look for me Brad marshan he knows he’s serving he always does yeah that’s just who he is it’s okay cleaning yes and Charlie Coyle I’m enjoying the maroon I think we should do this more often I think the maroon works for him okay uh this is Jacob loo he’s

Got his grapes he’s got his grapes look at all the grapes man he’s got his grapes but come on man you look like you’re like going your little boy going to a wedding like what is this the tie is a little too short it’s not that’s not hampus LEL I really enjoy

This I haven’t seen much like this he’s got a little pocket square which he put the effort in he put the effort in the effort in okayy fit uh Dan Heinen okay copying P come on with the beanie guys come on man I get it there’s one more Morgan

Geeky Geek Squad oh my God we are B what sorry we are copying pasta he’s their daddy it’s okay oh okay well lame I’m sorry lame the one thing I will say I like that the beanie matches the shirt you know okay yeah that wasn’t

That was a good nice blue color I like blue he got points for that but I gota say okay soark wins best outfit of the day yes abely absolutely he went all continue the large rimed hats please I love it they keep doing it it always

Works for them the suits Rock but the hats seem to go says DJ love the hats not the beanies what is going on but this needs to be series I effing love this this is funny than you we can do this for every game the on he is I

Don’t know I don’t know what the hell the on hold on hold on I’m terrified what are you gonna compare allmark to here I’ll make the screen big hold on a minute see oh my lord it’s giving one slay all right it’s giving though it’s

Giving I think he slay I think he really slayed today uhuh are my opinions I like the jacket Grant you don’t like the jacket you don’t like the jacket I don’t I like it I mean the the button looks nice but isn’t that nice just kind it’s too long it’s too long I

Love long jackets I think long I don’t know he’s given profession he a newor swan is definitely not a New York Swan is actually from Alaska so he is not a New Yorker H we’ll we’ll play that we’ll play that on Tuesday too I’m sure maron’s GNA have

A funny one for his thousandth one sway is why he went like regular today sway is giving Inspector Gadget with that long ass jacket hang on Inspector Gadget hang on a minute oh my God no no no no his is no but like it’s it’s the same idea

No oh oh God think he’s this it time to cook on grids let’s play Let’s Play Immaculate grids I could already do the entire first row which this one yes all right so let’s do Carolina Buffalo you guys in the chat can help me out Carolina Buffalo Jeff Skinner that’s a

Boring answer all right W he’s the only guy I could come up with Carolina Tampa Ian Cole yeah he’s now a member of the Vancouver Canucks Carolina La I’m waiting for it game seven Mr game seven we love Justin Willam yes we do Justin Williams no Justin Williams slander

Allowed here he is awesome blues and sabes hey they just played Roy oh I like that answer Derek Roy Blues lightning I done Ian Cole for this one too you could have done that um hang on a minute oh Brian Elliot that’s what it wasy I knew

It was a goalie blues and Kings uh wait wait wait I mean there’s one obvious answer well it’s Gretzky the goat it’s Wayne grety I know but I’m trying to be a little more let’s who else Blues Kings wait a minute wow did your Sak ever play for the Kings I didn’t think

Did com can’t hear that’s why I mooved the thing closer so that story of my life stand up behind Sam next time stand up behind him because Jack can hear me yeah I know you can anyways I’m gonna put kky because I can’t think of anybody else a damn did bar Jackman

Like ever play for the Kings think so just go with grats uh devils and Sabers um oh my god oh [ __ ] oh wait no no no no no wait a minute Devil’s Kings is Koval Chuck yep that could be Koval Chuck what in shat first period

Was yeah first period was shat that was for you 100% he said that’s for you so just so you know uh DJ sof is laughing at your joke about um the first period was wait was quot wait wait wait for it the first period was shat garbage anyway Devil’s lightning

Dam why are these two slipping me up wait yeah why why are the Devils confusing me um no oh Brian Bole oh that’s a good one I forgot Bole played on the devil that’s a good one Ryan Bo devil sa oh P plays for the avalanche now Zack pesi um oh my

God this one’s more infuriating oh my God there’s literally like a defenseman oh my [ __ ] what the hell is his name is his there’s like numerous defenseman who played for both teams and then I’m thinking of Andy green but he was Devil’s Islander so it’s not him y my God uh devils and

Sabers why is so difficult what what about tendies Eric com no did he ever play for the Devils Wayne Simmons No Wayne Wayne wait did Wayne play for the Sabers did he he play did he play for the I didn’t even know if he played for

The Devils I think he played for the Devils I’m more concerned if you play for the Sabers devil s wow back to back years wow that’s crazy guys watching the Super Bowl tomorrow absolutely who who said Wayne Simmons shout out blus shout out to you buddy boy yeah bro I completely

Forgot Wayne Simmons played on the on the Devils how how much time got Miss we got plenty of time all right another one I’m doing the other Immaculate grid yeah Flyers Kings say it with me game seven Justin Williams yet again what about Wayne Simmons for this one or Wayne Simmons

For that one actually you know we’re gonna do we’re going to do Justin Williams right yeah and then we’re going to do Wayne Simmons for Flyers uh devils and we’re going to do Wayne Simmons Flyers 40 goals in a season um I don’t think Jud did it so I’m not

Gonna say J Bobby Clark Bobby Clark yeah he probably did Hall of Fame no you didn’t [ __ ] this is a tough one all right well you can’t get the immaculate grid then we’re going to have to do the the one with all the ads to pop up we could have still tried n

Noah all right can we can turn on our limited guesses for this one Canadian in case we screw up Canadians Red Wings I’m trying to come up with a rare answer what’s the obvious answer Chris chellos oh Chelios yeah yeah yeah duh Canadians Kings have a fun one Mike

Camary Oh I thought you were going to say your favorite Michael Ryder well do you play for the Kings no I don’t think he did did he no maybe he didn’t Canadian 21’s in a season I’m going to go uh Carrie Price what why why do you want me to say

Patrick W I don’t know they’re both kind of boring no jock plun that would have been Jo plun yeah Canadians Red Wings come on you chellos you’ll skate nice job DJ that’s a good one Canadians Red Wings uh if you can’t come up with a more fun answer we’ll put chellos all

Right I can’t right now chellos I almost put Jake chellos Chris chellos played till 2010 Jesus Canucks and Red Wings Nick Jensen right no no no no no no okayy wait no what no not Jimmy Howard not Ryan Miller why is this one hard con Kings want to put Edler yeah Alexander

Edler conting 20 wins in a Kirk mlan Kirk mlan sure he had to have done it this one yeah yeah boom Canucks Red Wings what the hell is this one so tough to think of oh we could have put Tanner Pearson for kanuck Kings um what the hell uh oh where’s

Stumping oh didn’t he just get traded to the Canucks Elias zor off no ronic wow that’s a wow wow I’m shocked I pull that one out uh 20 wins in a season and uh we could have put Troy steter it’s another one Joy ster hak for 20 wins and 10 and 10

Shutouts yeah hak 100% yeah hak definitely I was gonna say swan if he’s reached 10 sh wow look at the Rarity on that though yeah good Red Wings and T 10 career shouts I’m gonna put um Jimmy Howard jimy good you could go Terry sck Kings and 10 career shutouts

I’m trying to go for a fun one RI vashan yeah boom we didn’t even need the we didn’t need the um unlimited guesses for that perfect because the second period is about to start maybe we can actually start playing hockey the Bruins Maybe Might the first for Thursday’s game and

Today’s game just felt so long we had two segments during the aniss we did rank the rank the Bruins outfits and we played Immaculate grids yeah well we’ll play that again Tuesday see more of that we’ll play we’ll play on Tuesday again for Marsh’s 1000 by the way I would just like to

Point out that the Flames are undefeated since being present for their ass kicking of the Bruins on Tuesday okay so they’ve won one game since they’ve won two games what just beat the what is Calgary doing why are they good all of a sudden does they made a trade they lost their top

Guy he’s mid oh sh shush about jonan ho dude I loved Alexander barkov before like last year’s playoffs I never cared for ask yeah we’re waiting for the second period to start here when did they lose McKenzie weager who the the Flames or the that was the return for the uh the

Yeah weager was part of the huoa Chuck trade yeah and the flames never got rid of them and I don’t think they will trade them they’d be dumb to yes Ronnie we saw the press conference we watched everything watched everything that happened what I do have a snack do you want one

What do you want that’s really helpful do you want uh Little Bites is microwave the microwave I could tell want I do want to see person I don’t care to anyway um I never mind the Jersey I can’t yeah I know I do but I can’t show it we’re playing the

Bruins if this like capit were say when else I’d be wearing my OES Jersey right now but can’t do that McMichael wins the draw second period underway Bruins going from left to right in the road whes Capital that’s the capital Bruins going from right to left in the home the home

Black jerseys L ke capital’s money line at 170 would be a gooday yeah what if they win today o lolm Puck bounced over him patch ready is okay Bruins have numbers here marshan has geeky to sorry it’s caros sorry with him I thought it was geeky but it looked like it was just

Carlo my bad here is John Carlson for Conor McMichael playing it around the net linol to Carlo he fan on the dump out held in by oetkin at the line hampus lolm takes the puck will try to clear took a weird bounce comes to the line Oshi oetkin te got teed up a

Onetime got blocked lle knocks away from McMichael patch ready knocked down there by uh Carlo who is without a stick knocks down two men McMichael Carlo stick is broken Carlos down here is OSI scores and the capitals power play will continue TJ ooshi and the capitals lead one-

Nothing that is very unfortunate that was never in my life have I been pissed to hear mle I went to their damn concert take me back to Good Times well I’m going to put to you this way though right you commit a boneheaded five minute major you’ve been struggling

To get the puck out of your offensive zone all game out of your own Zone yeah so I mean you’re bound to give up a goal and Po’s left out to dry we’re in the under two minutes to go on the penalty and the capitals ice the puck here

Wilson touched it but forbert was to the first of the dot that’s going to be an icing for me it’ll be a boomer night because the dining hall Clos at 6:30 this game’s going to be over by 6:30 because ESPN they could delay their games playing like [ __ ] I’m GNA be out of

Quicker is the rule that if the if they score another in the if they score under two minutes to go on the power play the power play ends I don’t know if that’s I don’t I don’t think that’s I didn’t think so I think it’s a five it’s a five

Cuz then that would take away the rule of they could score as many times as they want during the five yeah I thought so I hope grizly gets scratched if he’s not suspended yeah he’s going to get suspended though we won’t we we won’t even have to do

That all five all five minutes are served I thought so I thought so here is makoy and he clears it down length of the rink yeah when you were gone Kyle last weekend Kyle took a nap yeah we were watching the allstar game he took a nap in your bed it was

Funny stro dumps in I don’t care I’m not here use the thing keep Sam company ntha playing it around yes please trade grizzli please I’ve been screaming it for two years to scre to trade this guy sandine for oetkin and a drive and he misses the net I’ve been screaming it

Longer mantha playing it out High sandine couldn’t play the puck the puck bounces out he just like he’s just he’s just like me for real naps or Peak Puck the flex in on Swingman it’s got it a side patch ready against makoy makoy tying him up forbert and Brad Marshon clears

Down John Carlson under a minute to go on this major they’re going to get Loco back who’s serving the penalty for some reason Oshi playing it around patch ready through Marshon but Carlson wasn’t there and the puck comes out under 30 seconds to go on the penalty Carlson for Conor McMichael playing it

Around plck the flex over Oshi de brush can’t get it out Carlson holds in it’s a four on three for the minute for the moment here’s Oshi now 10 seconds to go in in the major patch ready at the line Oshi with it McMichael Pat ready oetkin from the line

He misses wide the bound’s up the Bruins only gave up one on the five on the five minute major and the Bruins have a break it’s Jacob loo and he couldn’t play the puck because he’s a bum so and the Bruins will still get the puck somehow de bruss playing it around

Here is Morgan geeki trying to center it Jake de brus too many he must ate too many grapes this morning de brus in front geeky couldn’t play it geeky out High geeky shot just misses wide of the net here is W spoon for Max you like

That one Grant I did it reminded me W spoon shot hit geeky on the way hitu on the way to the net you know it reminded me yelling at tank bsby during all the Jaguar streams this year so I thought that was funny Parker that and that also why loo

Was serving the penalty exactly here is Pastak he jumps in Puck goes off Nick Dow they want to Pace their game to just eliminate Matt grick from the equation you’ll have that right for you here’s POS poock trying to work his way to the slot problem he’s got double teamed triple

Team for a second Nick Dow takes it away farari side steps lolm gets it in deep farari nice hit by by uh forbert van reik for Heinen for geeki who’s at the end of a shift he dumps in he’ll go for a change hiding in on the for cheack against

Marenstein Puck def Flex to Obe kubel Obe kubel poke check by boquist Carlo breaks up The Dumping attempt Carlo to wspoon goes off a skate hinen can’t play it he gets it back hinen wspoon looking to the net knuckle ball knocked down in traffic Rashard couldn’t get the rebound mantha guides it

Ahead Carlo gets it out McMichael gets it back and dumps it back into the Bruins End San will leave it for w spoon W spoon oh my goodness that’s a rare scrip from W spoon Carlson scosa for mantha turnaround shot kick save the rebound from prus misses

Wide pu comes in on San they’ll make the stop jeez I’m not having fun calling this game right now fa I feel like I’m just watching last Tuesday’s game all over again I thought you were supposed to get your shitty game out of the way first not play Bad

Play great and then play bad again then against Tampa they’ll play great the capital have nine scoring chances the Bruins have W is that that coil Miss nope look at a shot Seven to four good God past’s been mid past has been bad today his turnovers have been have been

Egregious zaka against Wilson zaka wins the draw lolm cannot get the puck out of his own Zone Puck comes to makoy for Van reik he’s going for a trip around the world dumps it in the zone I don’t know what he’s trying to do there sandine trying to play it up and

Out he does makoy breaks it up makoy loses it to to sandine a guy is about 50 pounds smaller than him got him off the puck cool makoy lyol back to makoy goes off him lolm plays it back oh my God he threw it right in front of the

Net was looking right at him lolm cross the line lolm blocks right in lolm dropping it Coy misses the net that could have been he could have got a damn point right [ __ ] hell Kyle and I were both about to erupt both of our that was a good play

That was a good play by lolm too he was waiting for a uh he was waiting for a drop feed found Coyle it was a good save though by uh lingren that went out of play oh I believe the Bruns might be getting a power play here how come TJ ooshi is

Getting a two-minute bench Miner for refusal to play who is TJ ooshi he’s refusing to step on the ice why I have no idea oh I guess we’ll find out he scored a goal he does he doesn’t want to ruin his stats that’s what they saying what’s up seen a hockey player

Doesn’t want to go out and get that’s so it says on the NHL app refusal to play the hell do that mean oh it’s a slash oh it said refusal to play I’m like the hell is that don’t want play for danc I’m G to be a dancer a danc a

Dancer it’s a slashing penalty never [Applause] mind well where car you need him power you love the New England accent should I break it out more now he needs me to break it out more no God you should hear you should hear my father Bost you should you should hear

My you should hear my father 19 what that’s bad now that’s that’s bad oi to the Box let’s take a look did he slash linol yep clear his day 6 I think zaka van reik posto makoy and marshan on the Deep pair van re will take the draw zaka got kicked

Out and the Capitals win the draw great start to the peny boys awesome ruins power plays two for its last 18 that’s not a surprise makoy dropping it oh my God Jesus poock read the play has it across the line he’s going to go around the net

With it van reik on the left side makoy Center Point Marsh on far side makoy again poock in the slot shot misses the net zaka takes the puck back poock makavo poock fakes the one-time maoy right side Marshon on the far Corner pass van psych zaka and mville

Will pinch on the puck to get to keep it alive for Boston zaka for poock again marshan at the center point shot saved by lingren zaka keeps it alive Marshon pressured by Dow Carlson takes it away Puck comes to Jensen and he’ll clear halfway through the penalty hampus lolm now for Jake debrusk

Across the capitals line debrusk into the corner playing it around Morgan geeki poock still out there why I don’t know geeky for debrusk with it lolm Center Point Jake debrusk lolm left side de Brusque far side shot misses wide of the net capitals trying to get it out geeky

Lifting a stick to keep it in Jake debrusk on The Far Side of the boards geeky in the slot trying to get it to coil instead taken back there by Tom Wilson the capitals will push it up ice they’ll dump in and that’ll do it for the penalty

Jesus yeah it’s it’s easier for me to call lolm for Coy geeky turns it over and that’ll do it for the penalty yep that’s awesome Oshi on a breakaway and he misses wide on the net oh my God Jesus Christ help me please W spoon tied up off to brus and out to

Center and the Capal will get right back on the throttle offensively now they they’re back to even strike they’re going to push the puck right up the back right back up the ice like it was no problem here they go Wild’s been cut off stro boquist for Rashard Heinen waxs it

In here is sandine playing it up oetkin deflects up and into the capitals bench man do we suck today only five shots in the first 30 minutes of gameplay the capitals of 18 no not s’s fault at all damn mind for this team the Bruins thus far are using the Canucks offensive template from Thursday y the C the Bruins are using are going with the Canucks offensive template from Thursday nothing doubt against geeki it’s just out just outside the Bruins end geeki

Wins the draw makoy a BCE off of Frederick into the Bruins bench it’s worse than the [ __ ] actually okay fair enough well they they were already down like yeah they were down four nothing at this point so technically we aren’t worse than the performance still pretty [ __ ] bad

But yeah at least at least take shots on goal you’re right scosa wins the draw against KiKi at center right goes off flco patch ready trying to pop it up in front I don’t get T when I when I go outside I just burn here’s Loco Bruins have a three on

Two but Loco is just getting bullied by Tom Wilson tell telling what I’m telling lies Loco is getting bullied again Wilson’s shot is blocked and it goes up and out of play Wilson being a jackass again stop me when I stop me when you haven’t heard something when I when you

Haven’t heard me say something before A kid got a puck very nice coil to against Conor McMichael Coyle wins it Carlo reversing it to lolm Brad Marshon we’ll move it up the ice Marshon chips it to himself Marshon against faari gets a round him but loses the puck of

Course de brush trying to get it back to lyol he can’t de brush go to reverse it around instead Coyle gets it Coyle passes it to the corner there’s nobody there to play the puck Coyle I don’t know where you’re passing it to De Brusque side steps two guys but then

Loses it oh my God they do they do stuff right and then they do stuff wrong it’s crazy Coyle dropping it Carlo what was that dude what are we doing oh my God Coyle throws it to Carl throws it to nobody after having a blatant opportunity the net Point Blank chance nothing dude

The decision making is worse than Tuesday as see were taking shots on goal on Tuesday and Marshon just gets it out to Center instead of doing something productive with the puck sandine hits it off three stanions Carlo Rashard for boquist the best line the Bron have had today the

Fourth one here’s Rashard looking cross ice pass for Heinen and I’m going to retract that statement here’s TJ ooshi they’ve sucked Oshi for stro here is makoy nope that’s not that not that drum boquest gets it out to Center Ethan bear with it like what was Carlo doing there Carlo

Had the puck had a chance to shoot and then throws it away here’s Buist spinning back against Oshi hinen with it spinning he didn’t have an angle with it Bist at the line Bist rer of course it doesn’t get to the net here is Edmonson with it I will complain until the Brun

Score I will complain the Bruns up been shut out in almost in over a year we like to we like to continue that streak today boys W spoon up the ice for poock throws it wide poock does not even have a shot attempt today this is awesome forbert nice hit on Obe

Kubel first thing forer’s done night correct all game poock shot saved by lingren B re like why’ you take that extra poke at the goalie why did ESPN change the camera angle ESPN doesn’t know what to do no ESPN is clearly brain dead when it comes to camera Opera what are they

Doing what are the Bruins doing man yeah they used to take face offs like just inside the Zone heart of hockey on Instagram just posted a massive truth bomb that’s what that’s what face offs used to happen by the way yeah face offs used to just happen random those circles

The face off circles meant nothing before like 2006 I they didn’t well they well they did but then they they were just pointless you know how they take face offs outside the Zone like in like at the four dots those wouldn’t happen go happen there instead for an offside why I don’t

Know I guess so no idea what’s going on around the other the other games at the N actually something entertaining let’s see I don’t think so um this is the only game happening right now awesome um Blues beating the saber Blues beat the Sabers 3 to one earlier Stars

Be the Canadians 32 Red Wings beat the Canucks 4-3 in overtime wow really Flames beat the Islanders 52 coming up later today Avalanche and Panthers at six Maple Leafs and Senators at seven Kraken and flyers at Seven Devils and hurricanes at seven it’s Harford Whalers night in Carolina there

Kyle play it they’ll play it whenever they score uh lightning and Blue Jackets at seven Penguins and jets at 7even coyotes and predators at eight Oilers and Kings at 10 it was my old ringtone in eighth grade okay apparently I was back in eighth grade and then I changed it to Crazy

Train yay oh no I actually changed it shipping up the boss first zaka against Nick Dow you do have stop of course the Capitals win the faceoff against the Bruins the Bruins are the are known to be one of the worst Faceoff teams in the National Hockey League men’s Basket in

Triple over triple 9898 that’s the best back to back telling me I just commentated a 40 Point blowout the men’s terrible terrible decision making hey at least they’ll be a boomer the men’s game next week at least I will be covering the men’s game I’m glad I was doing a good job

That’s all that matters you be like talking like yeah going to elaborate Mike in more positive news I got ice cream Nice DJ what kind of ice cream that’s the question yeah that’s that’s that’s the a million dollar question we need to either approve this decision or absolutely radicate you for this

Decision geeky for Frederick van re the brunes have sh have shifted the lines should have done that in the first period here is Frederick getting getting into against the uh Canadians yeah against against Carlson there you start between the Canadian 3-2 there and the capitals are just crushing the Bruins

Right now every aspect of the play right now V ream like shots gloved down by Carlson oh my Lord why is for up in the Russian set of Van reik what is going on here geeky for w spoon for Trent Frederick Frederick they’re not getting W spoon we’re getting W spoon we’re

Getting Molly a longm deal after this year Van Rey in on net save by wingren fudge swirl from DJ the Bruins are making me more interested in a basketball game we could just walk and be in the gymnasium in five minutes that’s how poor their performance is

Zaka against Dow and again why are you putting zaka in a face off anyway he’s not a center guys they the Bruins TR to claim he’s a center he’s not he cannot want a face off for [ __ ] shot deflects off mavy misses the net can the Bruins please start playing

Hockey for Christ sakes God almighty this is Tuesday all over again except worse here’s Jake many goals yeah that’s that’s that’s a plus but they had half as many shots either that’s a negative this is the Bruins of least amount of shots on goal they’ve had this

Point of in since 2020 by the way four years H this is the least amount of shots the brunes have had on on goal by this point of the game in four years I honestly thought that’d be longer no it’s four oh my God Coy play a pass buddy protus put it wide

Fewer than 30 shots longest streak at six games since 2007 here is Cole he turns over the puck where where’s where’s the surprise shot by Ethan bear missing the net we’re getting beat by a mid team this is stupid coil for Heinen gets it up heinan gets bumped

Into I think pastro may have been benched I’ve not seen pck in over a minute or about two minutes or so Edmonson for mantha literally average oetkin for stro he couldn’t play it stro here is makoy he loses the puck he gets it back over to Jacob

Loo and that’s going to be an icing man what is going on here kick last they can beat the Bruins they can beat anyone that’s all I’m saying true Bruins too I me nuts I think the Bruins are getting a little too comfortable at home I think they need to travel this is

Their third straight game they got and by the way they have three more at home lightning I thought the Lightning game was in Tampa they have nope it sure isight we have six straight home gam oh two onone stro looking and shooting and saving by Swan thank God saving by thank

God Rashard could have gone on a breakaway but instead he couldn’t play the puck like like the rest of these guys here’s stro he’s already in NH can’t play the puck like for the Boston Bruins here’s Rasmus sandine played over for stro sandine off of Carlson and wide loo

Takes the puck Bron got to push it up ahead here and they’re going to dumping in instead like losers that’s going to be deflected will not be icing sandine against Rashard oh my God Wilson in front for pater ready pass broken up what does SW have to do start playing

Offense too come on guys oh my Lord scar Bosa trying to look for his first NHL goalie could not get one van re like three on two can we do something with the puck other than dumping it in no okay awesome this is great only seven nothing only seven

Nothing and the BR are getting intercepted every single time every single time every single time it’s like their football team open but there’s another turnover on Downs Miss field goal it’s like it’s like it’s like watching 22 M Joneses out there bro doing absolutely nothing with the puck Carlo for Derek

Forbert what that was a pick that’s not offside whoa whoa what what word that’s not offside that definitely was offside that wasn’t even close if they score I review that it’s SW I let that one trickle M Stein back Edmonson through OB kubel I don’t know what he was trying to

Do there reych move he’s Puck watching is what he’s doing ah a headache geeky oh pastro dropped his stick there’s a freaking surprise Edmonson playing it over bear Dow bear Edmonson gloved down by Swan I think or it might have been Fort I don’t know forbert gets it out to Center oh my

God this is that All-Star break was the worst thing could have done to them what happened to Thursday though Thursday was good Thursday they played amazing no Thursday was the outlier to what could potentially be a horrendous stretch of hockey oh God I hope it’s not though no

You think I’m optimistic about about my sports teams that’s hysterical oh my God Jake D Russ beat somebody to a puck battle please for once you want to get paid this off season you better Act start playing like it zaka for lyol Dan Heinen please no he

Just dumps in it like the rest of them oh my God we haven’t had a shot attempt in seven minutes Cal I’m losing my [ __ ] at least I didn’t pay money to watch this game oh wait I pay money to watch Tuesday’s game What’s the difference God Trent Frederick’s gonna score the

Guy who’s had 20 turnovers tonight alone Jesus no that’s more entertaining than what I’m watching here on this on the screen H I missed the red so what is Carlo doing W spoon with it Brad marshan a knuckle ball hey they took a shot on goal congratul [ __ ] relations you you

Idiots oh my God I’m gonna have more fun watching the Kings game without streaming this tonight God what’s that wish I was 21 was Grant I wish I was 21 I think you know why I mean the ruins are playing [ __ ] Egregious see who’s having a down year gotcha he was having terrible year I had to drop him in the fantasy league en Maron oh my God oh my God it’s a goat mode advertisement the Bruins against average teams I will be wearing my Garo Jersey

All day tomorrow so I’m making it up to you in wearing the Bruins against average teams it’s a bear sleeping nice job DJ that’s good flames capitals no oh we could beat thex and we could beat the map Leafs in Toronto we could beat phad beat Philadelphia and the

Panthers this is why let’s not forget when we lost to the [ __ ] Red Wings and the Ducks earlier in the year too the Bruins have been doing this all year I don’t get it we just suck against the most average teams it’s really confusing which is is really making me scared

Because that will mean we will be playing what if we’re like the one seed or the two seed we’d be playing The Bottom seed which means we playing a team that barely makes the playoffs and I’m going on a whole rant but you are but I like it it’s your

Right to make one free throw and win the game he doesn’t it y Dean won wow he won it Dean one 104 103 in triple overtime holy crap that that is a fluster post here is Coyle against Nick Dow please score Coyle loses the face off Nick DS

Apparently the second coming of Jesus Christ the face off dot apparently here is Marshon back to the line oh my God what was that ref what was that M got Molly Molly whopped out there Marsh waxs it in the zone malen Stein pressured Marshon trying to take it away Marshon takes him

Down coil trying to give it to poock and John Carlson there Marshon tripped up no call there manstein gets it out of the Zone the Bruins have only had uh five shots this period Marshon for posto with 20 seconds what what you what are we doing what are we

Doing the crowd’s booing they should the boo should be louder they should be really loud that’s brutal you guys leaving you guys leaving um no I’m okay you’re not okay you Snickers pal yeah it’ll save you when you’re getting angry what bro you need to wear something else is cooler out

There yeah no DJ stick around he’s leaving too bye guys Swan’s the only reason it’s still one- nothing they all left that’s why that’s how how bad this game is please God can we please start taking shots oh my God Seven shots in 40 minutes let me do the math real

Quick we’re averaging a shot every five and a half minutes one shot every five and a half minutes awesome it’s not even undisciplined it’s not even that they’re undisciplined anymore it’s not even that you know what it is it’s the lack of effort undisciplined means you’re taking stupid penalties in the NHL

Imagine they had a compensation system so if they play atro they have to pay some of their salary to the fans so yeah the ones who pay to watch this game I can’t believe people actually paid to watch this game it’s pathetic to me playing hurdle no

Oh I turned it off oh yeah there’s a light I should probably look at that oh boy see here can’t the rumor that verion might be coming back nothing and it shouldn’t be got an ad I’m looking to try to play some music during the intermission but how you feel watching with the

Garden Sam it was bad on Tuesday it was bad one of the mark one of the mark mock trades started for the deadline on cap friendly um next stream probably especially if they lose this game here we’ll play hurdle all right let’s play the let’s play this

Game here we go here’s hurdle if you haven’t seen this before I don’t know what you’re doing it’s it’s guess the NHL player you have eight guesses to guess the correct player green boxes will means you’re right yellow means you’re close gray means you’re wrong if

The team cell is yellow it means he used to play for that team and for age and jersey number there is an arrow indicating if it’s higher or lower than what you guessed only active players are possible matches who do you look like Charlie M not even

Close he’s just old just a bit older than 26 he’s jersey numbers lower than 73 he’s in the Western Conference not a defenseman he’s not American either Jack eel he plays for Vegas not a center he’s a Winger or a goalie Jersey numers between 9 and 73 he’s 27 years

Old okay Logan Thompson just to see okay not a goalie so he’s he’s a he’s a Winger he’s Canadian jersey numbers between 9 and 36 Brett Howen all right nope jersey number is just higher than 21 amadio yes it is Michael lario all right here’s what he looks like I’m hitting things

Paro used to play for the blues all right he’s an Eastern Conference how’s it going pine cone Eastern Conference not a defenseman he’s younger than 30 used to play for the Blues he’s Canadian jersey number is lower than 55 yeah I know Pine con I know buddy Thompson he’s an Atlantic division

Center between the ages of 26 and 30 is any Bruins who used to play for the for the uh the blues well shaton Kirk obviously but he’s a defenseman we can just see if it’s a bruin it’s not jersey number is just higher than 12 though does not play for

Buffalo or Boston he’s at Atlantic division Center backas he’s retired Krug plays for the blues but he used to play for the blues Reinhardt no Adam Fox nope not even the right division a Chari place for Pittsburgh teras senko I don’t know no I have no idea who this is

Does not play for the Sabers Bruins or Senators he he’s in the Atlantic used to play for the blues Pon he he plays with the Red Wings okay um is it fabri yeah that’s who it is what in the world’s going on here uh panarin maybe no Atlantic division

He’s on a left is younger than 32 he’s not Russian jersey numbers higher than 10 berzi no Atlantic division he’s younger than 28 he is Canadian jersey numbers between 10 and 59 no not secret he placed in the Atlantic division as the Bruins division Suzuki maybe no he’s a rightwing defenseman or

A goalie power well damn okay all right there they BL all right there BL let’s see how this is what is that stuff is that on my screen no is that wait a minute it looked like him too AJ Greer cuz you know on my intro last year I had

The the moving players and [ __ ] and [ __ ] yeah I had to put that in there I had to put each like guy’s render in there and that’s what I recognize his head Good Times yeah what the hell is that Scott hardell oops is it Scott hardell who the hell has hair like that

I’ve never seen that ha do Sunny Milano oh that’s probably exactly oh my God it’s two in a row see if I can get this one wait a minute wait wait wait wait oh damn it Western Conference defenseman he’s younger he is 27 years old he’s not

American jersey number is higher than 25 he’s in the Western Conference dub well he’s at the he’s a between 25 and 80 for jersey number he is Canadian a Canadian defenseman who is 26 7 years old petrangelo no wouldn’t be him cuz jersey number is

Seven N I say he was a defense man yeah that’s okay um uh Shillington he’s not in the league anymore that sucks that still works oel oh well I play for Vancouver Taves all right Central Division defenseman 27y old defenseman Jersey numers between 20 and 80 yeah capitals drop one nothing yes

That is correct third period going be coming back soon after this probably after this one we’re going to wrap it up for hurdle who do you look like don’t act don’t even start heat don’t even start don’t even start even start tenori oh my God Jared Tori nope don’t even

Start don’t even need the heat today my God how about um no not Spurgeon okay Krug okay we’ll give it a shot he’s 32 now jersey number is lower than 47 verion know it’s only active it’s only guys that are currently playing in the league 40 jersey number is just

Lower than 47 he’s a he’s a defenseman 44 45 46 uh Josh morsey no no it’s not broin Spurgeon hurts it’s not him oh my God what the hell is his name dude is it it’s Alex carrier is that who this is yes it is the Bruins were linked to him earlier

Today as a part of a like a trade rumor one more period of this [ __ ] let’s do it again Le we don’t have to kill off a three minute power play this time to start off and then give up a goal and then lose all of our confidence

We had in a before the game started yep upset yeah I wonder why BRS getting their asses kicked and it’s one nothing it feels like it’s six nothing the way the Bruins are playing there’s no excuse to lose them yeah there isn’t the Bruins having a

Good period in the third no way they’s going to go into they’re they’re going to go into their typical Mo and just play defense the whole period yes they’re losing they’re still going to do it Bruns only have eight shots on goal eight shots the first 40 minutes have

Faith I watched Tuesday’s game live at the Garden there is no such thing as Faith anymore against the best team in the west I grant was making this point earlier before he left good at we were good when playing good teams when playing crappy teams it’s terrible what is what’s with that that’s

So dumb to me like halfway you and halfway man halfway does halfway was pretty useless you in hathway Bruce halfway uh is was pretty useless not even gonna lie yeah December 2019 was the fewest amount of shots they’ve had through two periods yeah uhhuh he scored a couple of nice goals

He didn’t really do anything El otherwise coil against Dylan stro the third period is the biggest test the Bruins got to start winning faceoffs push the puck up the ice put the pedal to the metal right now br’s going from left to right capital’s going from right to

Left here’s stroy flips it in just wide of San Carlo playing it around Heinen will try to move it up hinen dumps in the Bruns can to get a change here ooshi for Jensen fa Vari off McMichael goes in the zone it’s going to be an icing never

Mind they never touched him it’s going to be an icing instead yeah Matt Patra done for the year with an injury zaka against McMichael and McMichael wins a draa zaka has not won one face off today not one and if I’m wrong please please uh correct me mantha trying to centered in front

Poock broke it up but went right back to mantha shot by is blocked protus lost it to Derek forbert that’s Deus sorry W spoon makoy poock Jake de brus in the middle debrusk across the line de brus slows down against Jensen laying around the net but sandings right there they’re

Doing nothing with the puck whenever they have it whenever they have the puck they do nothing with it it’s insane lolm now off a skate Morgan geeky he dumps in lingren leaves it for Jensen Edmonson for Patcher ready here’s Nick Dow pav Zak is cryptonight at the faceof thought apparently centering pass for

Pat ready in front forbert whacks it away geeky for Frederick he gets it out Edmonson for nickdow they have no jump again this this is this is the fourth straight period they’ve had no jump to start the period offensively not one not one bit of jump bear for

Dow Wilson for forbert as the Bruins take it away forbert for van reik and they’re getting pinched in their Zone again geeky kicks it to himself and fans on the dump out and the capital take it right away yeah keep booing them every time they screw up bunch of bombs

God Almighty we should not be playing down to the capitals for Christ sakes here is Heinen makoy across the line he slows he spins back what are they doing he spins back and throws it into the corner every time stop doing that take shots idiots here’s Marshon digs it free makavo shot

Tripped oh what a save by lingren here is Coyle Oshi Yanks him down and they win Indi wins another Puck B two on one for the Caps oetkin Strow to the net they’re going to say it went in the net Dylan stro makes it two nothing

Capitals I didn’t know I thought it hit the post it was a break one on another defensive breakdown in the neutral zone I couldn’t tell if that one in I don’t know if that went in I want to see there’s a slowmo right here did it go in

Yep nope not going to blame the referees here the Bruins have zero effort right now zero not one player besides Swan have played any good hockey today it’s insane to me no skater has had any good has had a good game today here is McMichael lost it to

Lyol here is poock who’s been useless today as of the rest of them poock he loses it this is BS it’s not BS the Bruins are a bad hockey team right now the All-Star break couldn’t have happened at a worst time for them goes off for shard in the

Zone lingren playing it around goes through loo and goes past everybody this is going to be an nicing here against the capitals no that’s a goal my God 24 to9 the shots on goal face off at Center boquist wins it for dumps in as I guess the puck was deflected so it’s not

Icing boquist pass for shard loo back to wat spoon takes a shot that got blocked by malen Stein and the Boo come on even more while this’s been a little self pass to himself for Derek forbert off Anthony Rashard in the zone big hit from on from Rashard on farari here is malen

Stein geeky Puck goes off the referee loo against Oe kubel lyol knocks down scosa with a nice hit lolm for geeki Mak trying to center it can’t Frederick gets it back takes it from farari and loses the puck trying to take it free from farari is Frederick van re in there as

Well Frederick got it back played back lyol Carlos shot this is wide here is geeky into Van Rey behind the net waiting for some help doesn’t have any trying to throw it on the net save Frederick’s shot saved by by lingren in front and the booze come on even more here’s

Patti with some space save San and it goes out of play and the booze will come on even more at the Garden o good Lord good Lord they go to commercial break God out on Rashard so far he’s on the fourth line what do you expect out of him

Adam pin third period strategy sign this guy and put him in the lineup ASAP good God every time the Bruins don’t score I hope the crowd booos even louder I really hope they do wouldn’t be upset if we traded marshan no that’s not that’s not the

Answer the answer is not to shake up the core the answer is to add to it that’s the answer now unfortunately we’re never going to trade Marshon and it’s not a bad thing Marsha’s near the end of his career he’s not going to get traded he’s getting the berson treatment he’ll be

He’ll be a bruin for life we’re not going to trade him last year didn’t work out for us yeah he’s getting the yeah he’s not going to get traded Bruce ever if they tra if they didn’t trade him last year they’re never going to trade him they didn’t trade him at the

They didn’t trade him over the off season last year over the last off season they’re not going to ever trade him so oetkin trying to center it hinen knocks it away Heinen’s now in a top six rle he was playing fourth line minutes just a few minutes ago

Marshon putting it just ahead of himself hinen kicks it in played back Carlo lolm glov save lingren shots are now 25 to 12 they’re a little better runs have lost 59% of faceoffs today can you can that train horn shut up my God I’m gonna lose my

Mind face off will be in the capitals end of course zaka loses the draw because he can’t win a face off for [ __ ] zaka for poock and he misses he only has one shot on goal today that’s like we’re playing 11 by the way there he is zaka against Dow Dow wins another

Face off against zaka that’s the sixth one and they’ve had six Faceoff matchups beari shot saved by Swan zaka trying to get it up he can’t Zak will get it up the ice poock with it through the legs for no reason he throws it to nobody because there’s because of course he

Does because that’s po us usual Mo W spoon to zaka forbert for debrusk here is Derek forbert shot save PO batted at it’s in the crease in front save lingren that Puck’s free and they blew the whistle oh my God ruins have seven shots this period the Bruns are now putting the

Pedal to the medal they have seven shots on goal in this third period or six now they took one away why was the face off outside the brw the capitals Zen what oh the puck was put the high stick that’s why Swan Loco can’t get it out he gets it

Back then loses it to protus who just outsides them in every way McMichael sandine McMichael again I’ve always thought nickd would be would be a good Brin protus W knocks him down Jensen back to the line sandine for protus trying to center it in front and couldn’t get through Rashard and protus

Tied up W spoon will try to lift it out he will Puck rolled and went off of skates will not be icing here is sandine garbosa across the Line pass taken away lolm knocked down penalty wow the Bruins got a break power play for the Bruins coming

Here it’s going to be on uh Max Patcher [Applause] ready I guarantee they’ll give up a shorty on this but we’ll see [Applause] let’s see can the Bruins actually be useful the Bruins have been better in the third period only one shot on goal through one power

Play two for 19 on the Bruins power play in their last coil against Nick D the Run’s got to score here they got to score here this is a must score power play and CO’s waved out my God Marsh will take the draw this will start this will kill the penalty

Right away before it even started coil kicked out of the face off Mara gets dowed and the Bruins win it Posto’s bomb is blocked by malen Stein Dow taking it away here is Jensen Marshon gives him a hit to keep it alive makoy poock makoy with it post’s bomb saved by

Lingren and he’ll hang on all right stop the booing in chat Ronnie that’s enough that’s enough that’s your warning Cole against Dow Dow wins the draw Marshon deflected it but it comes out to center makoy with it this is where the Bruins struggle entering the Zone in the offensive zone

On the power play marshan will get it in makoy POS wow that’s a bad pass by makoy that’s not even P’s fault Coyle van reti Carlson takes it and clears it Swan will leave it for makoy here van reti playing it around Edmonson Nick Dow clears again the other way Marsha with

It for linol host H drops his stick I think it broke de bruss jamming it over to lolm Marshon out High de brusk with it Len Holm pastr out there 30 seconds to go he gets a new stick zaka trying to get it to poock he couldn’t Marsh

Through poock Edmonson couldn’t play it zaka losing it and oh my God the downfall begins Now ladies and gentlemen I’ve had enough I’m saying it I know it’s one game but this is bad this is bad oh man two for their last 20 on the power

Play this is bad the Bruins the Bruins butter last year as the power play oh my God this is way worse than our calary game Frederick Rashard for Frederick again Rashard in the corner tied up there by bear instead of centering the puck like he like he

Should have done stro takes it right easily away from Rashard sandine for stro oetkin shot block what was that oh what a save wow wow here’s Frederick in the neutral zone across the line Frederick getting a round bear Oshi taking it away bear nice hit by Rashard try to Center gets knocked

Down oetkin gets it out to Center lolm controlling it the Bruns are kind of controlling the puck a little better here but it doesn’t matter their execution in the offensive zone has been [ __ ] so they can’t do much here makoy across the line offside and the booze come on even

More they go to commercial break I’m taking one two I’ll be right back welcome back Bruins and capitals still going somehow capitals are are up two nothing here in the third period Coy takes the draw against scosa here just outside of the capitals end face off one by the capitals again here is

Coyle for Danton hin and he dumps in oh my God here is Wilson with scosa marshan who’s the farthest man back breaks up the pass attempt anything breakable away before you before right now before you lose it no I can’t wait here is macavoy looking H oh my God the

Executions is not oh turn around in front Mar Sean just missed the net looking for goal number 398 tying up the puck Heinen faari Coyle and Carlson in there Marshon and scosa Coyle knocked down makoy penalty against the Caps here Coyle Marshon delate penalty the Bruins going to get a power

Play Maybe please Lord Jesus Tripping is called on [Applause] Carlson maybe they can score one maybe two shots and two power plays enter the Zone properly if you get cleared execute your game take good shots please God why is zaka on the ice on the power play right now

If he is why is he taking a face off he won one against Nick Dow poer knock makoy with it poster knock makoy center point Jake debrusk deflected wide from Van reik poster knock around the go what what what what was that poock looking cross ice to brus in

Front saved by lingren no Brad Marshon to start the power play Coyle will take the Dr against Dow Coyle wins it coil ate the puck in his mouth for a second as the as the Cap’s clear and this is where the Bruin power play goes to ship because they don’t know how to

Enter the Zone makoy with it van reik poock marshan wow they actually ENT The Zone properly there b re and they play it around the boards they dumped it hands forced out capital’s going have a short-handed Breakaway it’s Connor McMichael and swan makes a stop and he had to cover it zaka against

Dow zaka wins it again surprisingly linol with it second unit out there I’m seeing geeki Deus Frederick mix of both units to be honest geeky tied up back to the oh hampus buddy we’re paying you eight and half million doll and you can’t play the puck oh my God Trent Frederick hampus lolm

Now 30 seconds about 40 seconds to go on the power play de Bros trying to chip it to zaka Ling It Around the Net favari will clear as geeky couldn’t put a stick on it yeah just one I’m not even asking for two I mean that would be nice the the booze are

Getting louder guys are the booze not enough for you is there not enough momentum for you did you drank last night a little too much I don’t know the Boos are getting even louder at the Garden now makoy W spoon for some reason on the power play unit and he dumps

In power plays up again H Marshon tripped Coyle back to the Line makoy pass Coyle Marshon against Edmonson Marshon with it spins and puts it in deep poster knock pressured there by bear Coyle turning burning against Dow tring to center it in front it goes off a skate and lingard makes a save

H under five minutes to go on this one they go to a commercial break again because ESPN’s cheap so fan in the garden right now oh my God didn’t pay 200 bucks to see you bum get shut out ah I feel so sorry I don’t know why you went to this game

All right it’s also hot in here and that’s enough that’s enough we have a t-shirt on Bergie marshy pasta you know it is what it is yeah that’s enough me enough we in commercial break here 450 left in regulation if I’m the Bruins I’m pulling the goalie in the next minute Bruins

Need a new center man yeah zaka needs to move to the wing the face offs today have not been it sway deserves better today oh yes he did Frederick will take the draw against Dylan stro Frederick wins it farari tying up the puck Dylan stro taking it away and ream like to

Lolm Morgan geeki the Bruins are actually surprisingly outshooting the capitals here in the third period eight to four Fredrick in front trying to center it to Van Reams like he could not yeah go tending is not the problem it’s your it’s your offensive execution in games where you should be

Winning back avoid a geeki moving it ahead for Frederick across the line Frederick with it keeping it against farari and he fans on a simple pass across ice to forward dude goes off hining in the zone Tom Wilson I have so many nitpicks about the Bruins right now Rashard takes it away

And throws it to nobody here’s Wilson because high and overc committed Wilson pass broken up from the Bruins I’m pulling the goalie next time you get the puck up the ice here you’re down two and you need help you need the you need that extra skater in the worst way water

Spoon for forbert now while this if I’m swimming I’m pushing the goal I’m pushing out of the net right now get him off the ice going to be a nicing here against the Bruins 313 left the Bruins are they’re not just out of sync they’ve been out of sync since before the allar

Break it was the third period of the Flyers game where I knew something was up and then they lost on Tuesday to the Flames they they crushed the Canucks but then only only played good the first 35 minutes of the game then after that they were kind of [ __ ] and then they’ve been

Awful today it’s unbelievable face up and the Bruins have half their games are against playoff opponents here is Marshon with three minutes left he loses the puck they pull the goalie extra attacker on for the cap for the Bruins now it’s six on five we have a penalty against the capitals here on

Oetkin so the Bruins are going to be six on four which means they’ll give up an empty net where play this game geeky no it’s been poock past’s been awful today he did draw a penalty the brunes are getting every CH every chance to score here and they have not done

Something six on four face off one by the Bruins makoy poster knock save lingren six on four the Bruins need two they need one right now quicker no coil out what ruins have it poster knock throws it on the net tipped and it went wide Maron keeps in and the puck comes

Out with 240 left the Bruins have time but they’re down two they’re not down one so if they were down one they wouldn’t even have the goalie pulled right now I don’t think de brusa shot misses the net actually yes they would who am I Marshon

The brust tied up Marshon trying to get it back to the line he does makoy holding in poster knock cross ice marshan oh it hit a skate oh no that was their best chance of the period so far and the Cap’s clear the Bruins power play unit is terrible two minutes left

Frederick over to marshand spinning off against malen Stein Marshon just scored on his own net he missed oh my God marshan almost just scored on his own goal oh boy Frederick marshan losing it to Edmonson goes over geeky Puck comes out oh my Lord here is lolm 30 seconds to go on

This power play and then it’ll be back to six on five Heinen offside no he guess he did forced out to Center by McMichael six on four and you only generate one shot that is pathetic hinen what what how do you not score there Danton you had him in the dirt you had

Him in the in the butterfly what is going on here zaka poock in front that’s pathetic zaka poock zaka in front scramble knocked away what is going on Heinen lyol poock Put It Wide with 30 seconds and here’s oetkin he’s going to get 834 Yeah wow wow wow W I cannot believe they lost this game after the after what they did on on Thursday no shot they lost this game tonight oh my God for the first time since February of last year the capitals have done the unthinkable and shut out the Bruins oh boy oh my God the Bruins have gotten blown out two of three games in the home stand What the I don’t even know I don’t even have an excuse there was no excuse as to why the Bruins lost this game and they lost the last time the Bruins were shot out was against the Kraken at the Garden last year that was over 90 games ago oh god

Oh this is a this is a this is a scream for help the Bruins are screaming for help now Sweeney Neely help help please do something this team needs a jump oh God the Bruins need help they need a scorer they need an actual legitimate defenseman because I

Don’t know what the hell I saw especially now that grizzli is going to probably be out for three games because grizzli is going to get suspended for being a for being an idiot the end of the world this is a game here’s the here’s the problem here’s a

Game you this is this is a game you don’t lose and this is a game you you don’t get shot shut out in no offense to capitals fans Charlie lingren is a mid goal tender at best and that’s something that I’ve noticed all season he may have really

Decent really good stats but look at the Bruins that they put on paper they should have crushed him tonight and they don’t even get anything on this guy really a guy I hadn’t heard of until last season oh brother lingren got a 2.7 goals against average that’s not

Amazing yeah if this wasn’t a sign to trade ma grizzli for what he pulled in the first first period Then I don’t know what is I don’t know what this team obsession is with keeping mediocrity on the team you have Jake debrusk and Matt grizli and Derek forber all guys M mid

And now they’re they’re all taking up spots from guys like Georgie merkulov Fabian lell Derek uh Mason lorai Parker Weatherspoon who should be in the lineup every single game terrible absolutely terrible it’s the 10,000th game in Brad maron’s career tomorrow on Tuesday sorry awful I’m ashamed to be a Bruins fan

Right now all the heat all the all the all the comments we deserve them I deserve them I we deserve all the heat right now we deserve it got got our me got molly whopped by a team who’s out of a playoff spot that’s brutal I cannot wait to check that

Capitals the Bruins Instagram it’s going to be a field day what did Heinen do Heinen just missed a shot he should have scored but he’s not GNA get traded he he’s actually been one of our best valued players all season awful that’s the Bruins 20th loss this season 11 regulation

Losses oh boy if this isn’t a cry for help then I don’t know what then I don’t know what is see you guys I’m I’m I’m hungry I haven’t eaten since 12 o’clock I’m hungry I’m getting food thank you guys so much for watching today’s live stream

If you didn’t some the hell how enjoyed this um smash the like button subscribe to the channel turn on your post notifications donations are accepted donations equals a equals a prayer for me um yeah I uh yikes dude Tuesday maron’s 1000 they’re playing Tampa 7 o’clock right here YouTube you better be there

Oh boy by the way tomorrow’s the Super Bowl go ners have a good rest of your night everybody Bruins lose three nothing to the capitals first time the Bru’s been shut out in no in over a year um yeah that happened yeah and by the way for tomorrow’s sake go ners and I

Hope Taylor Swift cries after the after the Niners win good night everybody enjoy the Super Bowl Usher better performed DJ got has fallen in love and yeah that’s all I ask see you tomorrow or see you on uh Tuesday for Bruins enl Lightning maran’s 1000th game I’m hungry I’m getting food

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  1. Sorry I missed the live stream today. This Bruins team is an enigma wrapped in a conundrum.
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