I know he jumps around, but I can’t unsee him as a Devil now.
Dependent_Weight2274
We have him signed through the next 3 seasons.
Odd_Gene_2598
He will become and islander when he hits 39 and they will sign him to a 6 year deal
fiqui
Ferrari
WackHeisenBauer
He will just drop the “ie” to refresh his three years and stay in NJ
jaybax123
We can also see a color trend. Boston yellow and black. Calgary yellow and red. Carolina red and black and white but mostly black on the logo. Jersey the same but mostly white. I say he goes somewhere with red in the logo but a different other color. Maybe Minnesota with red and green. Maybe rangers red and blue. Could also see Ottawa red and gold.
EmmyHomewrecker
That looks so neat and tidy. Love it.
Brookie069
Wait this is dumb but what’s the first number on the stats? I thought it was games played at first, however there’s an 85 and 97 on there. The rest should be goals, assists, points.
Edit: Unless it’s game played including playoffs, which I now think it is, but that’s a weird presentation.
PlaneXpress69
What’s the first category? Games played? Includes playoffs?
InBeardWeTrust
Caps to get ovi the goal record since Carlson is cooked
BillyJayJersey505
No one wants his contract which means he’s staying in NJ.
minimumhatred
gotta be a red logo, red wings
Donday90
Off question, what are the stats to the right? Last three must be G/A/P, what’s the first one? Thought it was games played but he couldn’t have played more than 82 games per season
Judge_Rhinohold
It’s because he’d rather go to a museum than to a strip club with the boys. Bad person.
chrisneighbor
Detroit
Saw_Doctor
He’s going back to QB PP1 as soon as he’s healthy.
specifichero101
Sucks he’s had two seasons with serious injuries with the devils. Would have put up at least 65 points this season no problem. Hope Hamilton retires with the devils, good fan favourite type of guy
Remarkable_Cow_6061
AZ lol
klow91
Team Red!
wilfordbrimley778
I’d say us, but we jumped the gun early
Xerostodes
Assuming he’s planning on at least two more spins, he could do three each in TB and Colorado to round out the natural disaster/force of nature teams.
chaz_wazzerz
Based on the colour swatch of his past I’d have to say… Detroit!
m1nhuh
My theory is that it would be a team that is alphabetically after New Jersey. All teams have a vowel as a second letter too. All team names are plural. There are 8 teams that fit this criteria:
New York Islanders. New York Rangers. Pittsburgh Penguins. San Jose Sharks. Toronto Maple Leafs. Vancouver Canucks. Vegas Golden Knights. Washington Capitals.
But if you look at the trend of city or state name by letter count, you see Boston has 6, Calgary has 7, Carolina has 8, New Jersey has 9. The teams with 10 is Pittsburgh and Washington!
pattyG80
So, I haven’t really kept up with Hamilton since he left the boston market. Why don’t teams hang on to him? He puts up great numbers and has decent size. Is he a ghost on defense?
MartyCool403
He should come back to Calgary. Glenbow Museum re-opens in 2026
ihatepeoples
Ottawa.
They need to sign another PP1 defencemen. Gotta catch ’em all.
kingcaptainclutch
Probably to the Angels because Arte Moreno loves spending dumb money, but he’ll end up with the Rangers after some…. Stuff comes out
DrMichaelHufuhruhurr
damn, he’s only 30?
Canadian__Ninja
This is so aesthetically pleasing
angelsandairwaves93
Leafs, a decade too late
NotTheATF1993
Going to a Florida team to retire
HeroMagnus
Beaker lookin’ ma fucka
o123c123d123
Wow, I can’t even explain how much satisfaction that picture gave me.
evolvedbeing
Toronto make me laughs.
JKrow75
Good for him! That’s exactly what I would be doing, I’ll never understand why guys play in one city for as long as they can. Try to play for as many as you can, you have no idea what’s out there, who you could meet, the awesome things you could experience and all the cities by living there.
SmoothPinecone
r/oddlysatisfying
ProWrestlingCarSales
Teams just be leasing Dougie Hamilton. 10k Miles/year.
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Minnesota if he’s an ok player still
Bad player Arizona lol
Arizona probably
He can come home
I know he jumps around, but I can’t unsee him as a Devil now.
We have him signed through the next 3 seasons.
He will become and islander when he hits 39 and they will sign him to a 6 year deal
Ferrari
He will just drop the “ie” to refresh his three years and stay in NJ
We can also see a color trend. Boston yellow and black. Calgary yellow and red. Carolina red and black and white but mostly black on the logo. Jersey the same but mostly white. I say he goes somewhere with red in the logo but a different other color. Maybe Minnesota with red and green. Maybe rangers red and blue. Could also see Ottawa red and gold.
That looks so neat and tidy. Love it.
Wait this is dumb but what’s the first number on the stats? I thought it was games played at first, however there’s an 85 and 97 on there. The rest should be goals, assists, points.
Edit: Unless it’s game played including playoffs, which I now think it is, but that’s a weird presentation.
What’s the first category? Games played? Includes playoffs?
Caps to get ovi the goal record since Carlson is cooked
No one wants his contract which means he’s staying in NJ.
gotta be a red logo, red wings
Off question, what are the stats to the right? Last three must be G/A/P, what’s the first one? Thought it was games played but he couldn’t have played more than 82 games per season
It’s because he’d rather go to a museum than to a strip club with the boys. Bad person.
Detroit
He’s going back to QB PP1 as soon as he’s healthy.
Sucks he’s had two seasons with serious injuries with the devils. Would have put up at least 65 points this season no problem. Hope Hamilton retires with the devils, good fan favourite type of guy
AZ lol
Team Red!
I’d say us, but we jumped the gun early
Assuming he’s planning on at least two more spins, he could do three each in TB and Colorado to round out the natural disaster/force of nature teams.
Based on the colour swatch of his past I’d have to say… Detroit!
My theory is that it would be a team that is alphabetically after New Jersey. All teams have a vowel as a second letter too. All team names are plural. There are 8 teams that fit this criteria:
New York Islanders. New York Rangers. Pittsburgh Penguins. San Jose Sharks. Toronto Maple Leafs. Vancouver Canucks. Vegas Golden Knights. Washington Capitals.
But if you look at the trend of city or state name by letter count, you see Boston has 6, Calgary has 7, Carolina has 8, New Jersey has 9. The teams with 10 is Pittsburgh and Washington!
So, I haven’t really kept up with Hamilton since he left the boston market. Why don’t teams hang on to him? He puts up great numbers and has decent size. Is he a ghost on defense?
He should come back to Calgary. Glenbow Museum re-opens in 2026
Ottawa.
They need to sign another PP1 defencemen. Gotta catch ’em all.
Probably to the Angels because Arte Moreno loves spending dumb money, but he’ll end up with the Rangers after some…. Stuff comes out
damn, he’s only 30?
This is so aesthetically pleasing
Leafs, a decade too late
Going to a Florida team to retire
Beaker lookin’ ma fucka
Wow, I can’t even explain how much satisfaction that picture gave me.
Toronto make me laughs.
Good for him! That’s exactly what I would be doing, I’ll never understand why guys play in one city for as long as they can. Try to play for as many as you can, you have no idea what’s out there, who you could meet, the awesome things you could experience and all the cities by living there.
r/oddlysatisfying
Teams just be leasing Dougie Hamilton. 10k Miles/year.