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I wonder what Jaromir said to Wayne here.



I wonder what Jaromir said to Wayne here.



by Honest-Internal-187

50 Comments

  1. “I’m going to play a lot longer than you”

  2. TheTonyAndolini

    ”Why are you retiring now? you’ve got *least* 15 more years!! That’s what I plan on doing!”

  3. Edm_vanhalen1981

    Next to him being traded, that was the saddest day in hockey history for me.

  4. TOMMYSNICKLES89

    “I just wanna smell you act like I’m saying something important.”

  5. Imm0rTALDETHSpEctrE

    “I’m going to play for like 30 more seasons and still not beat ur goal record.”

  6. PoopSlinger23

    “You taste better than I thought you would”

  7. Mission_Detail4045

    “I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”

  8. TheRedScarey

    Jagr didn’t even know what he said to Wayne

  9. Repulsive_Client_325

    Can you ask Cherry to stop calling me Mario’s Little Sister?

  10. Czar_Cophagus

    This f*ckin’ Aerosmith song is going to outlive both of us.

  11. 80s_kid_4ever

    He said “you are hockey, and you” can be my wing man anytime”.

  12. votequimby420

    you still owe me 50 grand from our bet last week

  13. [deleted]

    I’m going to take that pipe better then a goalie with luck

  14. Sin_City_Symphony

    I’m going to date your daughter, hard.

  15. RowAmbitious1485

    “I had sex with your daughter last night”

  16. HoopOnPoop

    I’ll break your records if I have to play until I’m 80

  17. red_langford

    “My future girlfriend is not even old enough to remember this”

  18. Duckhorns72

    “You’re daughter is going to be so hot”

  19. Stonewall30NY

    I feel like him being on the rangers wasn’t even real life

  20. No-Entrepreneur4692

    I remember reading or hearing that Wayne told Jags “it’s your league now”

  21. Redditguy20030

    Really cool that Wayne and Jaromir both played for the Rangers during their careers

  22. ambassador321

    “Probably the best player on this ice surface here in New York today”

    FK you Bob Cole. FK you.

    Glad Harry Neale was there to set him straight.

  23. “Don’t worry I’m leaving the league for a decade so your records will remain intact.”

  24. heisenberg1215

    “Later geezer. It’s my league now.”

  25. MinionofMinions

    “Dude, my future girlfriend was just born!”

  26. Gretzky, probaly has some wild party stories, bar brawls , motley crue type shenanigans . Spill the beans .

  27. Chronic_Messiah

    They’re clearly making out, idk what you mean

  28. umbraviscus

    They didn’t say anything. They just shared a tender kiss and carried on

  29. HerculesStone

    “I’m sorry. I love you.”

    He just couldn’t do the Sweet Chin Music because it’d be too gruesome with skates on.

  30. Gretzky’s whole life was devoted to playing in the NHL, just imagine what he felt, when that final buzzer went off.

  31. DistributionSilly597

    You are always my idol! Uncle Wayne

  32. Im sorry i literally thought they were making out for a second i was flabbergasted

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