Are the Boston Bruins being slept on, despite their record?

Are the Boston Bruins being slept on, despite their record?

[Applause] Sup Humpty heads it is Tuesday March 19th in the United States of America and it is what chaos my name is DJ Bean to my left is Pete Blackburn and right over there is Shan depaz hi everybody bu hello hello hello hello hello how are we

You like your you like your hockey last night all both of it not the best night I’ll be honest with you not my favorite night of uh of the Slate I enjoyed it I mean glad that I got to see a Buffalo Sabers win uh a dominant win from the Buffalo Sabers but

Other than that two games doesn’t really tickle my fancy too much yeah I’ve been pounding movies just crushing them Moneyball escape room poor things really running the Gambit you know what I’ve done what I’ve I’ve been uh I’ve been on an Iron Man kick recently so I watched

Iron Man one and two over the past week I had uh I’d seen them before but like didn’t really care like it was a long long time ago and tell you what pretty good movies you know you know what I need to tap in to do so when I’m sick

Now this is like a recent thing last year or so I only do rewatches and I only do things that like I remember like I need everything to be as low stressed because a big part of getting healthy too is like keeping calm people don’t know this yeah keep calm

And carry on that’s never been said before it’s a doctor that uh made that up uh but a friend told me uh why don’t you rewatch arrival I don’t remember a thing about rival and I the only thing I remember o rival is hating it

But Denny of late is on such a heater that I’m like I bet arrival was good and I was just being an [ __ ] that day no I I mean I told you this not long ago I went on a Denny uh like Film Festival I went through in order all of his movies

And arrival was by far like the worst and okay so arrival is bad it’s not bad it’s an interesting premise and it’s interesting like pretty much the entire way through through but it I feel like it it fails to stick the landing it it involves aliens and the aliens are such

[ __ ] so when you have an alien movie and the aliens suck it’s not it’s not it’s limited in what it can be so I remember seeing it in a leading up to the Oscars kind of Marathon this I always feel bad when I save a movie or

Two for a day or two before the Oscars because a lot of these movies I’m seeing as they come out go into a theater have the experience really kind of let it hit you and wash over you and the movies that you save for the end you’re never

Going to like because you’re just like rushing through them I’m pretty sure when I saw arrival I was like watching hacksaw Ridge at the same time or something so I feel like I didn’t give it a fair Shake but you it’s not a bad movie it’s just it’s one of Denny’s

Weaker ones for sure all right so that’s what chaos uh we’ll be back tomorrow I’m still remote I could be in today but I think today I’m you this is like the extra let’s be extra safe although you’ve had the flu already so I feel like you couldn’t get the flu from me

That’s not how it works it’s definitely not how that works if no was flu season if you have the flu that year it helps you got the the antibodies I think it helps but it’s you can still get SI so no offense when you snapped back there I

Was going to be like pee my not know what antibodies are it’s unlikely that you would get the flu from me it it it’s unlikely but I could I could still get sick and it depends if you have the same strain of the flu that’s true like my

Flu was famously uh the [ __ ] flu it was gone in like two days you’ve been sick for like a week so you could have like a more serious strain mine hit Friday morning and uh I’ll tell you what it was just like doing this to me for until like yesterday afternoon but

I’m on the mend hopefully we’ll be back soon but uh mainly I don’t want to get Shawn sick because I don’t think he’s had the flu at all have you Sean uh well I had that stretch where I was sick and I didn’t go to the doctor so maybe I did

I don’t know Sean Saves getting sick for every time we go on a trip and as soon as we get back Sean is just dead I ass kicked by travel yeah I appreciate that my body at least like knows what’s up and we’ll wait until that until we get

Back to let it hit it or set in what if one of us was I was afraid that one of us was going to like be starting to get sick at the beginning of the trade deadline stream that would be horrible no because there’s no worse feeling than

When you think you’re starting to get sick and all you want to do is just like all right let it hit me get it over with but said you have to stay up for 24 hours straight I’ll tell you what I didn’t hate the the Slate last night was

It light yeah it was pretty light some light Fair only two games games you had the capitals finishing up their road trip in Calgary you had the Sabers taking on the Kraken so we will meticulously circumcise that deep slate uh mainly because they both both games really apply to our interests because

We’re becoming a capitals podcast like it or not because those guys just won’t go away yeah we’re like we’re forced to be interested in the capitals which is why I thought the Slate last night was okay you had a vested interest in both uh both sides of

Capitals game good for the capitals uh it it was it became exponentially more annoying that the Capitals won that game once I started to see that the Savers were kicking the [ __ ] out of the Kraken I was like please God let the capitals choke this away so that we can really

Get back into the Sabers playoff watch obviously that didn’t happen uh oetkin hit 20 goals on the season uh Mark Spectre cried about it on Twitter got dunked on all night long because uh Mark Spectre said are we really celebrating oetkin scoring his 20th goal of the

Season in mid-march and this if you don’t know who Mark Spectre is he covers the Edmonton Oilers and last week we talked about it the Edmonton Oilers fans threw their hats on the ice after Connor Brown scored his first goal of the season in mid-march so and I don’t

Believe that Mark Spectre had any problem with that worth noting that first goal of the season was not his third goal of the game correct yes did not register a hattrick with that first goal of the Season I’ll tell you what though we were on board with throwing the hats for

Connor Brown in fact we spent probably like 18 minutes discussing other fun times that you could throw the Hat outside of uh hatrick I think that Mark Spectre should have been okay with the Connor Brown thing I think he should have been okay with the Alexander oetkin

Thing I I think that I’ve been more offended by other things we’ve celebrated with with Alex oetkin God bless my NBC sports friend but the the pants off parties that they had every time oetkin was a goal away from passing another guy or ooh this one gets

Him to within 10 or whatever I feel like all NBC sports’s coverage of hockey was was talking about how Alex oetkin scores a lot of goals in one day maybe he’ll score the most goals that was horrible this I think like hey it’s been not a great season for the guy

He’s the greatest goal scorer ever he got to 20 his team is still somehow hanging around let’s tip our caps I yeah I’m always down to celebrate oetkin right now he’s 51 away from from Gretzky so uh you also talk about like he not having the best season obviously like 20

Goals mid-march is bad by oetkin standards but he only had five goals in the first 29 games of the season and he’s had 16 in his last 35 so he is turning it on a bit and he did score a go goal last night from his office but

He also scored a goal from an area that you particularly love DJ right in front of the net and I’ll tell you what I think that from what we’ve seen over over the second half of the Year from oetkin is him kind of tweaking his game

A little bit to be more effective and score from different areas and particularly in close which if that’s the route that Alex weskin has to go to pass Wayne Gretzky I am all for that we’ve seen a lot of guys kind of shift their game who have been pure scorers

For a long time in their career become more like meat and potatoes guys and and find the find their money and find their goals from inti like a guy like Cory Perry jumps to mind uh like just to kind of extend their careers if Alex oetkin

Does that I’m all for it that happens all the time in other sports too baseball if you’re a power pitcher and suddenly you’re not hitting 90 anymore you have to actually learn how to control your throws and like outthink a batter which usually when you’re just blowing them away you don’t really need

To do Greg Maddox was like you know what I’m gonna have the longest career in the world because I’m just going to be a smart player happens all the time it also happens in hockey where like zido charara stopped taking slap shots all the time and was like okay I guess I’m

Just going to take wrist shots because this thing isn’t going to kill people anymore and also I just need to do whatever I can do to make sure I’m being uh I’m treating my body as well as I can so players adapt all the time I love the

Idea of older forwards being like you know what I’m just going to go get my ass kicked in front of the net a bunch of pucks will go off of my knee and into the net and that still counts and that’s absolutely something that oie can do

Because O’s a [ __ ] tank moose and and you’re not moving him from out front of the net so if that’s if that’s his game he’s still going to score like 20 25 goals and I think the way you look at it right now 51 away from Gretzky he’s

Going to pass him and he’s going to pass him in like a year or two I hope so and I I won’t lie when I saw like oetkin gets his 20th of the year I was like so zackman calls it Tuesday like Z zackman got 20 goals disallowed in the last that actually

Might be closer to True than false yeah uh well the capitals move ahead of Detroit for the second wild card they got 75 points Red Wings have 74 capitals do have a game in hand so boy this is becoming Washington’s world and the rest of these [ __ ] teams are just living

In it uh the capitals have won three straight to finish out this Western road trip that they were on their next four games are at home Toronto Carolina Winnipeg and Detroit so those are like teams those are good teams and the Detroit game whatever ever day that is

Slate might be an a that day the Slate might be an a might be an A and Dyan lkin might be back for that game too so it might not be like the skeleton Red Wings are you preparing your brain for a world in which the capitals make the

Playoffs yeah uh I saw after the game last night that uh money pucks uh percentage rankings for like playoff odds I don’t know how much weight you put into those so much it’s all I think about you just love that circle graph that has all the colors and tells you

The percent it like goes in yeah um so the capitals are officially over 50% I think they’re like 53% to make the playoffs so if you want to put stock into that it is literally more likely than not that the Washington Capitals make the playoffs this year

Whoa more probable than not says the very deflate gate coded yes exactly uh in other news the sabes who are right on the capital’s ass don’t let those numbers that we threw up there or any of the money Puck stuff I I got the money Puck uh percentage for the Buffalo

Sabers too after it’s not that high it’s not 7.2% it’s 7.2 they are 7.2% the exact same likelihood according to money Puck as the New Jersey Devils who are absolutely not making the playoffs okay well you know what I was watching this ass kicking last night and

I say this respectfully and I think Sean would agree with me I’m not trying to throw you under the the bus uh you have famously waffled on the Sabers about 800 times this year like when they’ve been bad you’ve been like that’s a Sabers experience baby that’s what they’re

Gonna be and then when they’re good you’re like I [ __ ] said it nobody nobody believed me and I saw the Sabers scoring a million goals and yeah they sort of looked like they were going to blow it for a second but I was very excited to be like you know what

Tomorrow we’re going to have Pete saying he knew it and that’s what I want because I want I I don’t want you to keep waffling I would like it to remain optimistic the rest of the way with the Sabers but I just I sent out a tweet

Last night during the game like look the Sabres are expected to make the playoffs okay you could act surprised by all this [ __ ] but this is the expectation they man like this is how you know me and Sean true Buffalo Sabers fans if you believe the entire year you’re you

Haven’t been through it with the Sabers you’re just a [ __ ] idiot I resent you putting yourself in the same tier as me oh I’m I’m a bigger Buffalo sapers fan than you are yeah Sean get out of here I saying that they were GNA make the playoffs back in February yeah which is

Not the Buffalo Sabers fan thing to do back in February you should have thought that this franchise was never going to win another hockey game again like you should have been so far out on the Sabres because that’s the Buffalo Sabers experience Sabers guys it goes

Pete me and then Jeff Skinner yeah Ras Molene for the podcast Lark probably lenark yeah yeah uh one thing that we didn’t talk about yesterday when we got into the Eastern Conference Wild Card discussion is and I didn’t even notice this until uh after the show the Philadelphia Flyers are like also

Basically in the Wild Card yeah because they’re a point above the capitals at this point so it’s not not inconceivable that the capitals capitals could finish within the Metro standings as a wild card team and have Philly be the wild card team give me Carolina Washington first round I would actually quite enjoy

That I’ll tell you what like if if Philly falls into that wild card too and you draw them as a one seed like that is the worst case scenario I think for for a one seed whether you’re talking about like the Bruins the Panthers the Rangers

Any of those teams that’s bad luck torz is famously the wildcard upset boy right and I didn’t say that in a podcasty right kind of way I’m meaning he is that man he was the dude in 2019 who said hey Tampa best team ever you ever check out

A bunch of bozos and artmi panarin we’re going to take you down that’s like uh isn’t that like Columbus’s only uh playoff series win ever minus the uh the one that they beat the Leafs in the best of five oh that was my favorite one that was in the

Bubble yeah that was bubble that doesn’t count um but yeah the uh the Sabers big win last night 62 over the Kraken Jeff Skinner hatrick sizen big fan of uh the old skin boy uh you said that he was very bad on Saturday he was terrible in

That Saturday game against the Red Wings he was like invisible he was not invisible last night was firing all over the her experience baby you know who was invisible last night uh Joey Dort tough night for old Joey decord where did he play college hockey Sean not sure be

Quite honest no idea no idea where he played uh I did see you tweet don’t ask me don’t you dare ask me where Joey dord played dockey as I I wouldn’t have an answer for you I do not know uh Joey dord LED in three goals and four shots

Last night about as tough night in about five minutes yeah and uh two of those goals two of those goals were short side from the dot or above the dot which real tough look that’s pretty Jeff skinnery goenda he’s been awesome and I’m like he’s that dude I think that he only has

Two speeds amazing or terrible which isn’t what you want from a goalie no like at worst you want solid and occasionally have a could have used to save their moment I mean I think you can be Jesus Christ moments you can be like the great or mid to below average

Goenda long last for like extended periods of time because Sergey bosski famously is that guy but when he’s good he’s good for like half a season to a full season so you can at least you can at least ride that for Joey dord I think

You see I think you see the es and flows a little bit too tightly packed Well here here’s a question I do want to ask about the sabes so they’ve jumped the penguin in points they’ve still played more games so really the penguins are still better than them but

Are they a better team like do you think they are better than any of the teams ahead of them I’m talking the capitals the Red Wings Islanders throw the Penguins in there if you want you’re asking about the the Buffalo Sabers yeah like do you think the sa like do you

Like the Sabers better than you like meaning like drop them in a series or just like do you think they’re a better team than the capitals Red Wings Island Penguins yeah I think that I think the sabes are a better team than the the capitals the Penguins uh like the

Capitals are just a bit more consistent like if you look at the the sabes in kind of the second half or the last like month and a half they look like a much better team and I think they have much more upside we talked about it yesterday the Sabers and Red Wings are

Sort of cut from the same cloth where when they’re when they’re good they’re really good but when they’re bad they’re really really bad so I would take either one of those two teams over like a Washington a Pittsburgh uh New York Islanders who are just like consistently

Pretty average to below average I I just think that you’re you got a better chance of catching a spark and having them cause A disruption in the playoffs so I I completely agree with that I was going to say that they’re better than the capitals they’re better than the

Islanders they’re better than the Penguins they are the same as the Red Wings they have the exact same uh gold differential on the season which you look at a bunch of these teams like capitals I know go differential isn’t everything but it’s a good indicator minus 27 Islanders minus 20 Red Wings

And sabes both both plus three that’s like kind of wild Cardy so I think that the Sabers what they’re doing right now is representative of where they should be maybe they should be a little closer I think that right now they’re in the mix in the hunt maybe would you call

Them in the hunt or on in the hunt watch I think they’re in the hunt in the hunt watch I think ah really yeah yeah just like the way that the way that this like we’re running out of time man we are very close to the end of the season

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Points Rangers and Panthers have the best points percentage but the Bruins lead the NHL in points very much in the picture a favorite for the president’s Trophy and nobody believes in them I’m not saying that I disagree with nobody believing in them or that people not believing in them and wrong are wrong

But it’s crazy that a team is having as good a season as they are and Sean said it yesterday he said Boston people are acting like the Bruins are going to miss the playoffs despite the record they’re having I turned on the radio yesterday our executive producer Mike felger is

Saying to his co-host you know the RS are going to win the president Trophy and I’ve never been more positive a team is going to lose than these guys and everyone’s like yep and they don’t even sound like they’re being haters the betting odds they have the fifth best

Betting odds to win the Stanley Cup again they lead the NHL in points but they’re behind Panthers Oilers Avalanche and hurricanes betting odd odds wise to win the stle cup so let’s try to make a little heads or tals of of this shall we yeah I mean it this was essentially

Prompted yesterday too uh before the felger thing with there was a tweet that said like the Bruins are on Pace to win the most fraudulent president’s trophy of all time and like I have two schools of of thought here where I sort of land on the side of Mike felger here which is

Wild to say but like the Bruins might actually be the weakest president’s Trophy winners in a in a long time where wherein that like I haven’t really believed in that team as being a serious true true Contender like can they win the Stanley Cup sure any team that makes

The playoffs can win the Stanley Cup but I don’t see them as like an Eastern Conference Powerhouse I didn’t even in the first half when they were when they were playing much better than they are right now I think that like this second half post All-Star break has revealed a

Lot of their flaws and some of uh been more of an indication of who I expected them to be this year but like I don’t think that the Bruins should be the ones catching the flak here like I don’t think that the fraudulent president’s trophy is a

Reflection on like a poor reflection on the Bruins I think it’s more a poor reflection on the system and when we talk about like the changes that I would make to the league yesterday first thing that I said essentially was the 321 point system and so as an exercise here

I I went through and looked at what the 321 point system would give uh for like standings results and like yeah this is more indicative of where I kind of find the Bruins and it’s sixth in the league not first and obviously like those 15 loser points that they have in the

Standings have helped them to First under this current format but like this is way more indicative of how I would kind of rank the teams in the league right now yeah that’s I think that’s really good work on your part because that also falls in line with the Vegas

Thing that they’re seen as the fifth best team by Vegas 321 would slate them as the sixth best team and would they even be the sixth best team because by points percentage there I’m just looking right now Carolina would be ahead of them so they’d really be like the

Seventh best team I think they feel to a lot of hockey fans like more the fifth sixth seventh eighth best team in the league I think a reason that so many people don’t believe in them is a combination of PTSD and recency bias PTSD obviously that they were the

President Trophy winner last year and lost in the first round in seven games to a team that they should have been able to beat but a team that in the Panthers that ended up making quite a nice run themselves recency bias because you mentioned pre- and post All-Star

Break the Bruins were really really good pre-all-star break they’ve been kind of terrible sleepy post Allstar break Sean do you want to throw up that low that uh full screen look at it right there before the All-Star break 15 goals for per game fourth and goals against per

Game Power Play top five PK top seven after the break 20th in goals for per game 14th in goals against per game 25th power play 14th PK I think largely the issue has been and I know that you see that like the PK hasn’t been great the goals against

Haven’t been as good uh as they were in the first half but the huge drop offs are in the goal scoring department so I think that it’s really just a combination of they’re not scoring goals and they’re also blowing leads if you want to come back Sean they they’re also

Blowing leads at the end of games like crazy I think that some of their goal scores are getting better we can talk about that in a second but the two things are they’re not scoring their goal tending is a little worse I’m not like freaking out about olark and Swan

The way some people are Mark’s actually been quite good of late it’s the last five six seven minutes of games where you’re like holy [ __ ] grow up you dummies yeah I mean they consistently get caved in in the third periods especially down the stretch and like it’s not like that wasn’t really a

Problem in the first half too because in the first half Jim Montgomery was constantly shortening his bench at the end of games and that’s just it’s not sustainable and uh you know I I think that we’re seeing uh a that kind of come to fruition here in the second half is

That like they’re just not a strong team at the end of games they just White Knuckle it and hope for the best you you mentioned the go tending that has fallen off this is largely a team that has been bailed out consistently by goenda of years like they’ve been riding

Elite level goal tending if that comes back down to earth so do the Bruins um so like the the scoring the scoring obviously is is a bit of an issue especially when you’re heading into the playoffs where you’re going to get matched up against teams that are are pretty sound defensively

They can they can shut you down so I am worried about the brunes I do think that they have their flaws but I also think that this is a team that shouldn’t necessarily be victimized by what happened last year or or like fall victim to the PTSD that might come with

Last year because I I do think that they’re going to be better off for it Jim Montgomery is going to be better off for it in the way that he handles the goal tending I think that he’ll be a little bit more in line with the way

That he coaches and manages the lineup during the regular season and won’t kind of overthink it and I hope that the players treat the uh the first round this year with a little bit more tact and a little bit more intensity and uh and I guess just more focused than they

Did in in the second half of last year’s second round first well the thing well the thing of the thing of last year and getting embarrassed in the first round this is the hundredth time we’ve said this on the show but I think it is so important to remind people yes this

Roster is worse and now here’s where my argument’s going to sway a little more Pro Bruins yes the roster is worse but so many teams have embarrassed themselves to death and then come back the next year and won the Stanley Cup 2018 capitals 2011 Bruins the year like

The year before the Bruins won the cup they obviously got reverse swept by the flyers in second round had a three lead blew it had a three game seven lead blew it jvr in the gang those guys were the best but Bruins bounce back the next

Year they win the cup capitals 2017 load up this is the year they’re going to go for it they lose they come back the next year with a worse roster they lost shaton Kirk and all those guys they win the cup 2019 lightning got embarrassed

So so so bad they come back the next year they win the cup what two years in a row so do not sleep on a team just because they got embarrassed the previous year and their roster might not be as good hockey’s weird Panthers they like they didn’t win the cup but

Panthers a couple years ago win the president’s trophy lose guys retool their roster a little bit a lot bit come back the next year and they make a run to the Stanley Cup Final so I would say the PTSD part shouldn’t scare you as much as maybe the recency bias part and

What they’re doing this year should especially because they’re still going to be dealing from a position of strength like they’re going to have uh whole mice for a good portion of the playoffs they’re going to have some of the matchups that they want like obviously I know that both of those

Things applied last year as the number one seed against Florida but like I they’re going to take the lessons from last year and still be in a pretty decent position of strength in a weak Eastern Conference that’s pretty wide open so I would not count out the Bruins

I just I do I do think that if you’re knocking them for being the president’s Trophy winners and not being the best team in the league this year I think that’s very fair I think it’s a very fair thing to do but if you’re going to knock like the fraudulent president

Trophy your bone to pick I think is more with the system than it is with the team and I would remind people two things Eastern Conference still pretty mid and the Bruins still one of the best teams in the league like I I understand you want to overreact to they aren’t the

Best team in the league it shouldn’t say they’re the best team in the league they’re still one of the best teams in the league and they’re going to be in the playoffs and here’s what I want to talk about Jake debrusk the boy is heating up seven points in his last five

Games including a big goal in overtime against the Canadians last week hampus Lindholm who has had an interesting Bruins experience if he’s healthy and he’s good in the postseason and debrusk is good and Charlie Coyle who’s having a career year 23 goals he’d been quiet recently but he had two goals last game

He’s heating up again if he’s good if Pavel zaka is good I know that’s a lot of ifs but generally the teams that win every person on the roster no I’m not I’m naming the variables I know yeah and I do agree like I think if you’re

Talking about X factors for like Bruins Make It or Break It to me it’s it’s two guys that you mentioned near the top it’s hampus lhol and Charlie Coyle because the team is just so much different when those two guys are going like if hampus lhol is going the Bruins

Have one of the best defensive two pairs in the league uh in terms of a top four and then if Charlie Coyle is going like I I trust Pavo zaka you can I know Devil’s fans will probably be like what an idiot but I trust Baka I I think Charlie Coyle

Over the course of his career has been very very streaky and if he goes cold in the playoffs the Bruins the Bruins might be cooked because they’ll just become like a oneline team yeah I I think zaka Coyle and de brusk up front are the big if those guys get going obviously

They’re not the best players on the team but they’re the variables because p is going to be good he’s a good playoff performer I know that there’s discourse about that he’s generally good in the playoffs Brad Marshon has had his great postseasons and he’s had his quiet

Postseasons but I’m I’m I’m not worried about Brad Marshon if those guys are going cool lindol is the guy I wonder about on the back end if but and if but if he’s up and then you got two awesome defensemen adding in that you have the best goalies like this team

Can make a run they’re not my pick to win the Stanley Cup but I think that we’ve become a little too positive they’re not going anywhere that’s the way I’ll put it I don’t think they’re winning the cup but I said I don’t think

I didn’t say I don’t know and a lot of people know that they’re not going anywhere and I just want to lightly push back on that yeah again like if you make the dance you might go home with the girl like everybody’s got a chance if

You show up to the dance so I don’t want to unless you’re the Washington Capitals the Washington Capitals not go home with the girl as as they shouldn’t because if you’re if you’re 48 years old and you go to a dance you probably shouldn’t go home

With a girl you’re too old for the girl that’s my take on it the the capital’s too old for the girl and that’s how you get the girl uh that’s right underrated Taylor Swift song yeah that’s that’s okay that’s fine whatever it’s a fine s how many versions of that has she made

Now not getting into this this is a trap I’m not getting into this it’s a trap important stuff uh Humpty Dumpty watch a listener yesterday said if you missed yesterday’s show we discussed Humpty Dumpty and why horses were being tasked with putting Humpty Dumpty together when

That’s not how you’re going to find out whether Humpty Dumpty could be repaired a listener says uh Dave RC interesting the earliest 1797 version of Humpty Dumpty made no indication of mention of horses and an 1842 version actually included mention of doctors yet the horses rode in and took over later from

Wikipedia this is 1797 Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall four score men and four score more could not make Humpty Dumpty where he was before that one kind of goes that oh really I was going to say not my favorite could not

Make Humpty Dumpty where he was before I like the four score men and four score yeah like it’s it’s very and it also feels like I there’s so many War there’s like I could totally see how horses somehow work their way into this with just the Sounds in that sentence

There just four score hor horse [ __ ] it also like there’s a bit of uh like there’s a bit of intrigue and mystery into like the the final line of that could not make Humpty Dumpty where he was before does that mean like physically does that mean uh was he just

Like a sh a shell of himself literally who also I love the fact that they were like they sent four score men and they had to call on reinforcements they were like this is not a job but I’m not even sure how many four score is that just a

Weird way to say four not sure why is it always four score is it because it rhymes like I’ve never heard like three score no four score is 80 is it yes so it’s three score score is 20 a piece score is worth 20 I believe score is 20 ah so Alexander

Oetkin one score on the year Alexander oetkin had his first score so maybe that’s why they were as excited as they were about Conor Brown that’s true it’s a good point that’s deep [ __ ] all right uh and then in 1842 thank you to this listener uh Humpty Dumpty lay in a Beck

With all his sinus around his neck 40 doctors and 40 rights couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty to rights that sucks that one’s the worst because that one sucks ass I think that means what how does he have sinus it’s an egg nobody ever said that he’s aneg

Don’t know if he’s an egg oh that’s a good point he so s is a piece of tough fibrous tissue uniting muscle to Bone or bone to muscle attendant orament uh yeah which eggs do not have so they’re just say they’re just this this little piece

Right here is just bragging about how he has got a thick ass neck I just I just don’t think Humpty Dumpty is an egg like there even these they are even further from there’s not not even a suggestion of him breaking or anything like he fell

Off a wall and then they couldn’t put him back on the wall it’s all the first one says and the second one says is he doesn’t even say he fell it just says he’s laying down with neck mus just sounds like a sickly person yeah the doctors couldn’t do anything about it I

Don’t like the departure from score you went from four score and then we’re talking about 40 doctors and 40 rights why isn’t it two score doctors and two score rights another thing 40 doctors were put on this like this is you know like when like a hysterical person calls the

Police over something that does not need police yeah and then you’re like you know police could have been out there stopping the real criminals kind of thing how many [ __ ] people died while 40 doctors were in 1842 probably so many people yes to be fair it’s 1842 those

People were probably dying anyways well yeah doctors typically showed up and they were like can confirm he’s dying I mean we’ll try and saw off this leg if you want I guess but you’re still probably dead being a doctor in 1842 must have been awesome you just like

Make house calls and you’re like oh [ __ ] he’s he’s toast it’s like a I have a foot pain well I’ll get the saw I guess yeah it’s the the only two uh methods of medicine in 1842 were either the saw or like opium yeah yes I also that’s what I love

About like old war movies when they’re like your leg has literally been blown off drink this alcohol it’ll help and it’s like okay I guess that’s all we got wild stuff Humpty Dumpty somebody in the chat suggested is Humpty Dumpty just a sex pest who uh got the nickname Humpty

Dumpty well why are people so why did Humpty Dumpty matters so much that like like people died all the time back then I just I I think there’s way fell off a wall he was probably going to die why did they get anywhere between 80 men 40 doctors playwrights for some reason

Horses they gathered everything they could get to be like please don’t let him die and of course all these people couldn’t fix somebody in 1842 like I like with with my flu right now there’d be no show I’d be so dead but if I were Humpty Dumpty like fi

Would be breaking into my house trying to save me they’d have everybody on my case I want to know what kind of health insurance Humpty Dumpty has like that’s got to cost a a pretty penny out of pocket 40 doctors all at once it might be yeah

We don’t know where they live there’s nothing to stress this is America they might have universal healthcare oh and if you have 40 doctors at the same time you know that at least one of them is going to be on some Dr Gregory House [ __ ] it’s gonna be like seeing other

Stuff and going against the grain and there’s going to be people with alternative medicine you want to like too many cooks in the kitchen that is every cook in the world crammed into that kitchen except instead of a kitchen it’s a like a an area with a bunch of

Horses I was going to ask think it was like a small area where there was just like a line of doctors out the door taking their turns like it’s like a like a wake basically where they’re just all filed in to to pay their respects and

And to give their diagnosis or was it like a tiny little house or was it kind of like a uh like a a university classroom where Humpty Dumpty is on the table at the bottom of this thing with like stadium seating with 40 doctors all all chiming in I think that’s the right

Picture you’re painting I think it’s the if you have seen the end of Bo is afraid where he’s in like a Coliseum surrounded by all the people he knows that’s Humpty I I mean I I I’m like him with the chat I think we haven’t entertained the possibility that Humpty Dumpty himself

Was the King was royalty yeah I I cuz I mean it seems like all again no suggest that is’s an egg anywhere so I I’m officially out on the Humpty Dumpty is an egg thing I’m going to fight anybody that ever says it’s an egg from here on

Out uh I don’t know so I think he might be the king or like part of the royal family my my push back on that would be if you’re the king you can’t allow people to call you Humpty Dumpty oh I don’t know we’re this was like the the 18th century names went

Like were way different back then yeah I mean Humpty Dumpty is bad no matter what era you’re in like you can’t allow people to call you King Humpty or King Dumpty I’m glad that we’ve reached the point of conversation where we’re finally talking about Humpty dumpty’s name because my favorite part of this

Whole thing the entire story the horses the egg discourse King stuff 80 doctors playwrights is that somebody was named Humpty Dumpty and like I giggled last night thinking about the fact that in Humpty Dumpty lore at some some point somebody said is it cool if my friend Humpty Dumpty

Comes that’s so funny someone was invited cuz like Humpty Dumpty had friends and Humpty Dumpty had colleagues and new people and at some point people were like don’t get me [ __ ] started on Humpty Dumpty Humpty Dumpty is the worst and they just talk about Humpty Dumpty you know that name sucks because

Nowhere in this Humpty Dumpty lore was it really said that he was an egg but people heard the name Humpty Dumpty and that they were like that [ __ ] is a giant egg what are you nothing else he can be with that name we should uh we should have a Humpty Dumpty hockey game

Where we play and we dress as eggs sorry Sean we dress as eggs and the number one rule is you can’t fall down if you fall down you’re out because you’re beyond repair if you fall down I’m looking at his like the Humpty Dumpty Wikipedia page um apparently in

The 17th century the term Humpty Dumpty referred to a drink of Brandy boiled with ale so it’s like a brandy beer mixed drink so that’s to my point I don’t think Humpty Dumpty would have necessarily been seen as like a insult or any like negative in any way back

Then but that just sounds like they’re calling him an alcoholic which also explains why he may have fallen off the wall true it’s [ __ ] Humpty Dumpty a big time booze bag we someone in high school 14y were alcoholics yeah say again I said 14-year-olds were alcoholics back then

Yes you weren’t cool if you weren’t alcoholic little politics talk it explains why explains why uh 40 doctors were coming to the scene they were all just bringing their personal stash of of Brandy to be like drink this it’ll it’ll make you feel better uh somebody in the

Chat says if Trump calls Biden Humpty Dumpty during a debate I might have to vote for him I was thinking I I looking at all these images of Humpty Dumpty I was like I I feel like I know a few people who look like Humpty Dumpty Humpty Dumpty

Does have like a very humanlike look for as egg generated as he is it’s true the Wikipedia page is very interesting like the leading theory is that basically it was about uh King Richard III who was often depicted as a hunchback um throughout history and he was defeated in uh a battle

Despite like having massive armies so that’s how you get the all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put the king back together or couldn’t put Humpty together again because they couldn’t uphold his his I don’t know his kingdom or whatever despite all of his

Resources I feel like our show and our chat like we all really care about Humpty Dumpty right yeah well I’m I’m interested in getting to the bottom of this and it just really seems like this is a bottomless pit nobody has any idea where it’s going or where it’s going to

Go next well speaking of ridiculous generations and art how do we feel about Seth Jarvis always having to model things that he doesn’t seem to want to model because I love it you do yeah the only part of this uh Hurricane’s Jersey reveal that we got yesterday was the fact they had

Seth Jarvis uh model yes perfect perfect and uh I got uh a little response on Twitter that was like why do the hurricanes have their ugliest player modeled their jerseys shut the [ __ ] up don’t don’t don’t disrespect Seth Jarvis like that Seth Jarvis has a Unique Look

To Him and that’s what you want in somebody who models something you don’t want [ __ ] Joe Schmo going out there every man throwing on a jersey I like that Seth Jarvis is uh has some character to him and is modeling that Jersey that being said the jersey that uh the Hurricanes revealed yesterday

Which by the way is is like a it’s like a fan Jersey it’s not a real Jersey they might wear it in warm-up or something but the prompt for it is a fake throwback hurricanes Jersey to which you already know my stance on fauxback I think they’re stupid as [ __ ] but this

You Corel this is this is like checks no boxes it’s stupid in its idea it’s stupid in its execution and it’s [ __ ] useless the logo the logo on the front is terrible it doesn’t look anything like a throwback jersey it just looks like a lazy ass Adidas practice

Jersey and the Hurricanes don’t have Throwbacks like what are we doing here why did why was this made who’s asking for this that’s my question right there I just love the St like what would you even call that pig the standing on hind legs kind of fat current Kanye West body pig that

Boy that boy is thick that is that doesn’t seem like an allnatural pig that seems like a pig on the juice that is I will say that’s the only good part of this jersey it’s like my favorite logo in hockey I love that i a for like college hockey jerseys and like the

Standing Badger the standing gopher stuff like that this is right up that alley would be a terrific like I would I would yesterday buy a jersey if they came out with a real one that had that pig on the front or as I called it at

First a cow well as it relates to this jersey the chat is uh currently being entirely useless because they are just hammering Humpty Dumpty hockey names but I did see uh uh where was it Ras Rasmus dumplings like I did uh turn it into pig pig hockey names I

Like I did uh humpus lindome um the so the stormy the uh the I want I agree with Sean more mascot logos in hockey absolutely that logo should absolutely be on the front of a hurricanes Jersey and it should have been done should have been done last year their Stadium Series

Jersey would have been perfect with that’s aate logo and I wasn’t a big of the hurricane Stadium Series jerseys they were way too close to their regular jerseys kind of boring that would have absolutely honked yeah I love the college thing I don’t think I don’t want

It to get overused I think it would be good for a team like the canes that don’t have any actual history um oh well history that people are allow them to celebrate um like it would I think it could get annoying if everyone was trying to be College but they would be

Primed for this I mean the hurricanes have famously like embraced being the college hockey team of the NHL they were the first team to go with like the uh the contrasting helmets on the white roads uh they played the game at this College Stadium uh at NC State like they

Just have they have very they have tailgates outside of their games they have very Collegiate energy and I say that like in an endearing way yeah I love I mean I love college hockey famously um I not the hurricane should put a live band in in that would go

Crazy yeah like a college band yeah yeah that’s the best bring the N they’re probably right there I was going to say I don’t know if you saw this you see the uh Panthers are wearing home whites Panthers are they’re trying to do a white out they’re telling fans to wear

White as well which on the college thing like I love I want more of that I love uh like white outs and stuff like that I wish any other team was doing it I grew up in uh I could have made that a Boston joke

But I was I grew up in the 90s so like in the era of home like home whites were still happening my default is home whites I love that I wish that were still a thing I like home whites a lot

Too um I I but I I I want it to I don’t want it to be like League mandated I want teams to make the decision like hey home whites are going to be our thing having it be part of like your identity in 2024 2025 is is kind of a cool notch

In your belt my my team’s brand if I was in charge of that decision would be we’re wearing whatever makes the other team wear opposite of what they would wear in this situation so if they are if they are a team that wears home whites we’re making them wear the whites on the

Road like I would just do that just to [ __ ] with teams I also like having um like uh specific jerseys tied to like a weekend game or a weekend matina like the Bruins always used to wear those gold Pooh Bear jerseys on I think Saturday or Sunday uh afternoon games

And you just you could set your watch to it that like oh the Bruins are playing uh Sunday afternoon game they’re going to be in the gold Pooh Bear jerseys I like that kind of stuff Sean there’s a flaw with your thing because you’d basically be saying we’re going to make

Teams feel at home when we play um I guess but I’ll yeah I guess so I guess that’s true there’s pros and cons we can get 40 play rights on it but is that what rights are by the way w i g HT I’m assuming that’s like play rights

I don’t think I wouldn’t think so that’s not the same kind of oh no see be ites here’s here’s uh something to Shan’s point that might reinforce it being a good idea is that uh if you do that you’re forcing teams to to pack heavy and uh and travel heavy on the road

Because if they’re on a long road trip they can just bring their whites and uh and they know they’ll be wearing those the entire trip but if they know that they’re playing a team that may switch it up on them they got to bring several jerseys and you that increases the

Load ah soad management if you can just pull out any Jersey you want teams probably travel with all their jerseys anyways but um this uh not to like backtrack but the I looked up the right thing it is complete changer game changer for the Humpty Dumpty conversation because I

Was wrong it playright is spelled w I was just thinking that the last like 20 seconds of this conversation I was like I don’t want to [ __ ] hijack it and turn it back into this but it’s for sure playright yeah and right just means like a worker and so right is often put

At the second half of words play right ship right uh stuff like that and so in this situation it is meant to imply like laborers like workers Builders as which implies they’re putting something back together not like it’s it’s something more than just a human so I back on the

Say 40 doctors and 40 workers 40 doctors and 40 right so yeah workers with not any kind of specific what workers they are but I think I might be back on the egg thing because you’re not you’re not calling Carpenters to put together a human is Humpty Dumpty a

Transformer transform or Humpty Dumpty eggs and disguise and if so like that’s a shitty Transformer if he just like fell off a wall and was so broken that he couldn’t do anything anymore is what you’re saying up no no I’m like full on like he’s like a

Car what if the workers were hired to like fix the wall they’re building the wall oh my God the wall we’re like oh no this guy out of here this guy [ __ ] up the wall it’s just like a dead a body that’s barely breathing it’s like U Joe

Peshi in the cornfield in Casino just barely holding on for life and they’re like let’s fix that wall uh let’s do a slate grade presented by Game Time 13 games 13 after two last night that is weekly structure-wise crazy but Tuesdays and Thursdays are hockey day in America

That’s what we know 7 P.M Senators at Bruins 7 p.m. us Blue Jackets at Red Wings 7 p.m. us penguins at Devils 7 p.m. Jets at at Rangers 700 p.m. Maple Leafs at Flyers that’s a good one 7:30 p.m. us hurricanes at Islanders 800 p.m us Avalanche at Blues it’s a chaos chain

Game 8 PM us sharks at Predators I’ll ask a question about that in a second 9 p.m. Canadians at Oilers 10 p.m. Sabers at Canucks 10 p.m. lightning at Golden kns 10 p.m. wild at Ducks 1 p.m. Blackhawks at Kings this is a good slate it’s a good slate there’s nothing

Incredible I would say outside of sabes at Canucks but Maple Leafs at Flyers that’s two playoff teams Jets at Rangers that’s like a good fraud watch game I feel like two teams who are constantly on fraud watch playing each other to show who’s the bigger fraud I

Like that Red Wings are in action Blue Jackets are a good spoiler team I really like this slate I like it a lot I want to ask though what is the significance of sharks at Predators the Sharks and predators playing each other in what chaos

Lore uh what chaos lore that’s Tri me up a bit I mean if we’re talking just from hockey perspectives like sharks losing would put them closer to celebrini and Nashville famously continues to win games and I mean it’s unfortunate they play in the division that they do

Because all three of the teams that are above them have 91 points but like the the Predators would be third in the Pacific I think if if they uh if they were in that division by the way I had the thought like why aren’t we trading the Predators to the uh the Eastern

Conference and giving the Red Wings back I think we had this conversation a little bit Nashville is further west than Detroit yeah like I mean I agree I agree spiritually especially if you get Atlanta back like spiritually Nashville is way more of an Eastern team than Detroit but geographically speaking

There is no like real sins as far as how the divisions are set up uh lightning at Golden Knights by the way is a good uh like cheater game teams that have been accused of cheting with LTI sorry I completely lied to you Nashville is further west than

Detroit oh that’s what you said right oh wait yeah that’s what you said never mind ignore me I don’t know I didn’t have coffee Sean uh do you know the answer to the significance of sharks and predators in what chaos lore see it’s a real toughy but I can’t think of

Predators lore that we’ve had honestly so outside of the YouTu thing kind of uh chat has a an idea the only logos with teeth in them there’s no way that’s true yeah we had that day that we talked about Locos with teeth in them no uh

They are I also don’t know if that’s true is havee I was gonna say yeah yeah and that that pig that the and the Wild just made up yeah plenty of that’s really funny that they got us though like half the teams have teeth in them

Uh the Sharks and the Predators were the lanyards that we wore when we were hockey reporters at the Super Bowl that’s true that’s how do you even think of that crazy how does it even cross your mind everything crosses my mind apparently smarter than everyone in the

Whole wide world I like I like this late just because like almost every game on this slate has implications yeah I mean would it be crazy I I gym o I mean let me just think structurally okay 700 p.m. I’m sitting down getting the big bowl of pasta it’s

What you hockey guys do let me see 7 p.m. I’m sitting down texting the boys and I’m watching I’m watching Leaf of Flyers maybe I think I’m probably keep an on Jets and Rangers I feel obligated to watch Penguins Devils that’s like a loser a loser dies that’s kind of like a

Sab Red Wings loser dies loser gets sucked off loser does get sucked off we uh we came up with the idea yesterday that when a team gets eliminated from the playoffs we’re gonna say that they’re sucked off this was completely Pete’s idea I did not understand it for

The first 10 minutes and it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard in my life I cannot wait to do it I’m ready to I’m ready to watch I’m ready to watch the Devils to get sucked off you want to watch The Devils get sucked off Jack Hughes deserves to get sucked off I

Can’t wait I’m just I can’t wait to be like it brings me no it brings me no joy but they got sucked all the way [Laughter] off I mean I wish that we had thought about it earlier sending out a tweet that’s like the Chicago Blackhawks are

The first team this season to be sucked off and then famously about a week ago they unsucked them yeah they did got unsucked so I could make has been unsucked is amazing it would take a while to do but I’m sure I could make some sort of generation thing of like a

Team like the mascot whatever standing on the ice the a vacuum coming down like the like hose of the vacuum and just like just put him on a Boeing flight oh rude got him some topical humor from Pete yeah that’s no that is that is damn fine

Work um so yeah 7 PM we got plenty of stuff to do eight you’re checking I mean nine the Oilers come on I like the Oilers at nine they’re playing the Canadians which is a boring ass Affair but if you remember over like 14 minutes yeah but the last time those two teams

Played they went to overtime it was a kind of exciting game although it was like a ass holy game on the Oilers part 10 o’ you got the Sabers and you got the lightning and the golden knights uh I feel like I feel like if the Oilers game were

Better it would be it would be the creme de La Creme I’m going to give it an A minus I I also have a feeling that Canadians game Oilers game might be a national broadcast oh that would suck that would really bump it down NHL doesn’t cuz like

NHL will list the uh like the outlets that you can watch them on and it has nothing listed for that game which makes me think that it’s not going to be on the local that sucks it down that does suck it down I the only the only

Criticism that I would have I would add a 1030 game to this slate I would love a nice little 10:30 treat I was surprised Pete by 13 games and none at 10:30 if you’re doing 13 games I’d be starting them at 4 and going till uh till the break of dawn

Is what I’d be doing but what do I know I’m just a slate grader I’m surprised this one wasn’t an a from you I’ll be honest I was start you could sense I was like getting the the a feel it’s just H Blackhawks at Kings

Is yeah I got to keep it a minus but now it’s been such a long stretch of a minus that now it takes a massive ass kicker to get to get an A but we’re nothing if not fair I believe possibly I’ll be back tomorrow but these remotos have been

Very fun they have been mostly Humpty Dumpty discussion Sean has killed it just crunching all the numbers on Humpty Dumpty really appreciate that uh we did not do a like Spike today so if you stuck around to the end congratulations because it’s time to spike those likes 3 2 1 hit it

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Pete this was in the midst of discussion about other stuff but I had an idea for another stream what did you think of this idea for a stream I do not remember what it was ah Sean do you remember the idea this was probably Sean dips out the

Chat every now and then uh Sean I I think I saw what it was I’m not sure if you’re if you want me to say I mean it involved paint again we yeah yeah yeah I I did see that yeah paint yeah again oh again I we’ll we’ll talk I’ve refined

This idea I think it’s a slam dunk stream that we should do so we’re having more ideas for streams make sure you subscrib to the YouTube It’s a real party there we love you and we’ll talk to you tomorrow go oil boys [Applause] we all sting like the May

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12:57 Sabres hold onto playoff hopes
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