JetBlue Check-In: Teammate to Take the Buzzer Beater?
[Applause] is pretty wet but I beat him one one um braz he’s all talk hey you know that BR R all talk I’d go Freddy Freddy could be him he’s got the pressure
It’s #marchmadness! #nhlbruins choose which teammate they would like to take the buzzer beater in basketball. Who would you choose?
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Im taking Montgomery
🍝…. A Czech joke translation
Since we're all translating jokes, this is one I heard when I lived in Prague. FYI, it was a big hit when I told it in Sweden using Norway as the other country.
So an incredibly nefarious criminal escapes from prison in the Czech Republic. Rumor is he went across the border to Slovakia. So the Czechs ask to Slovaks to be on the lookout, and apprehend the man to send him back to Czech Republic. So they send the Slovaks the entire file on the criminal, including the mugshots (front, left profile, right profile), etc.
A couple weeks go by and nothing happens, so the Czechs call the Slovaks:
"Hey, you ever find this guy?"
"Kind of…"
"What do you mean kind of?"
"Well, we found the guy in the middle and the guy on the right. We're still looking for the guy on the left…"
We need an F ing win, boys! Come on!!