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At what point does society begin to recognize Stuart Skinner as the hottest man alive?



At what point does society begin to recognize Stuart Skinner as the hottest man alive?

by LuciusBaggins

43 Comments

  1. Hat_Trick_Patrick

    Ok grandma, that’s enough internet for you today

  2. MSG_ME_UR_TROUBLES

    weird way for me to find out that Leon died…

  3. SadAcanthocephala521

    Shaving the moustache off might be a start.

  4. Sdwingnut

    When we get the Seymour Skinner art on his mask. That’ll do it for me.

  5. kingofmankind

    When he stops the first shot of the game over the next 40 games, then I might concede, but until then, he’s one brick away from becoming the brick wall we need.

  6. GreenBasterd69

    Society is programmed to think Timothy Chaletmet is the hottest dude alive. Society rarely makes sense.

  7. Sure, he has great hair, but only because he cuts it with Klefbom’s abs.

  8. jigglywigglydigaby

    I’m not tough enough to be gay…..but I’ll man up for Skinner if he’s so inclined.

  9. AintGotNoSeoul

    Tough to get passed CC. Stu may not be the 3rd hottest on this team.

  10. Kushkraze

    The hottest man alive doesn’t get married at 21

  11. wickedweather

    The 2nd picture reminds me of Liev Schreiber from Goon

  12. Turbulent_Cheetah

    I mean, have you seen Kevin Kiermaier on the Blue Jays?

  13. SlagathorTheProctor

    That second shot makes it look like he has 64″ biceps

  14. GrizzlyIsland22

    We have to have one of the hottest teams. Drai, Stu, Kane, Bouchard, Ceci, Ekholm, and (yes he still counts) Klefbom are all 10/10

  15. Zac-Man518

    flames fan here, but smash

    a good young goalie is exactly what every team needs though, should make the BoA more fun if wolf turns out as we expect 🙂

  16. avariceavocado

    Is this a safe space to admit that this is unironically how I feel about Kris Knoblauch…

  17. If this sub is any indication, I might have finally found a way to get my wife to watch hockey

  18. PapaAsmodeus

    Zach Hyman does it for me… but even I’ll admit Skinner is damn sexy.

  19. donkeypunchz

    He looks like the guy who offered me candy at the park from his sliding van door

  20. findvision

    Oh we knew. My phones wallpaper is him doing the iconic hair toss.

  21. trippendeuces

    Immediately I get the hockey jock vibe but this is a handsome man with a distinguished must-ache. I feel like that adds to his charm and he is a solid choice. Skinner the happiest to play for his hometown hockey team. Lives the dream and is a handsome lad. I will argue that ekholm being on a tear and ready to supernova is sexier to a fanboy. My man crush and heart is with our angry sweed, especially after getting to know him more lately. He is the definition of a bad time when he’s cooking and I’m not talking about meatballs 😉 Said he uses his natural aggression and toughness as an edge. What an awesome specimen of a person

  22. Commonstruggles

    The guy looks like the pedo version of the cop from stranger things.

  23. Exit-Alternative

    One time he held the door open for me at a restaurant. I almost fainted.

  24. bored_person71

    Um…when porn staches are back in style in 2080? Lol

  25. HolymakinawJoe

    He looks like an old man’s ballsack that you see in the change room at the Y on a Sunday after a public swim.

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