Why does every hockey wife look like a variation on a theme?
Great-Stranger-5400
VGK goalie tandem wives are fucking slamming!!
magenta_woods
The ones with the Vancouver jackets on look like they are flipping off
Windex-Sniffer
Dallas Jacket made me throw up
Catshitactual69
Not an ugly woman lol
Lopspo
I mean this with all the love in my heart and I do not mean to dehumanize any humans
But I swear to god they make these women in a factory. It’s so funny when you stand out just by being a brunette lmao
Strawhaterza
Hockey player’s definitely have a type 😅
kollikka
Fair to say hockey players have a type…
RedWingsReborn
Which ones which
good_guy112
Wives & girlfriends.
Some Knights out there saying “Take it easy with the wives talk”
Edit §I don’t know why I only saw the Vegas photo at first glance.
Shout out to all the guys not tied down till after they get the fountain money
imaybeacatIRl
… There seems to be a trend there.
Tbloctothorpe88
Contrary to the “All NHL players’ wives are blonde” theory, only 61.1% of these women are blonde.
ShartRat
This clearly must be photoshopped. Every single blonde woman looks the same guys. I can’t think of any stereotypes about NHL player’s wives that would be the reason for these pictures looking similar.
WhereIsSmorzCereal
This is actually nice. Idk just makes the players seem so human to realize they have wives and kids
Ballsahoy72
The hockey wife trope is real
Dubs337
Not a lot of variety there lol
bafras
Don’t be silly, they are clearly different. Some of them have long dyed blonde hair and some have long light brown hair.
trashking11
Holy shit some of them are brunette! Insane
H_Tine_88
Is being blonde a requirement or something?
CatSoup_420
i swear all NHL wives look the same😭
dude8212
Yay Vancouver for having mostly brunettes
likesexonlycheaper
As Matthew Mcconaughey would say. All white all white all white
DistributionNo9968
That’s an awful lot of pumpkin spice aficionados
brokenbiscuitt
The darkest any of these men date is off-khaki, I swear.
BRGobs
Can’t wait to see the Utah wives photos
GN221
White and blonde lol
macwell111
Jersey swap?
TripelTripelTripel
You’ll never find another girl like me
fatgirlnspandex
Both Marchand and his wife have that same nose.
-thisismyusername---
I have no idea how the Avalanche players figure out which wife is theirs, it must get very confusing
reddith8tor
Such a diverse group They even have a redhead!
jacvra
Send in the clones!
moutonbleu
Some good diversity here
SkoopPoop94
At least they all fall for different types!
Seriously lol is this a cartoon?
scottybobotty1992
Jerseys so they can find which one is their wife
OkAnything4877
Why do 95% of them look exactly the same?
drstu3000
What the hell is going on in Vancouver? Blonde to brunette ratio waaayyy off
rocketmn69_
Only 3 or 4 real beauties there, the rest look fake in vgk
Gniphe
My wife isn’t white. Just one of two things holding me back from a career in the NHL…
philb087
How come none of the players have husbands?
InBeardWeTrust
No fat chicks allowed
SelectStudy7164
I think the preferred nomenclature is “puck sluts”
fungus_bunghole
They like blondes eh
Ricky_5panish
Is there a single woman in any of these photos who isn’t white? And do NHL guys just hate red heads or something?
kinkykowboy69
Wow they all look so different! So much variety….
Fun_Rip3665
The definition of vanilla.
Main_Photo1086
It would be refreshing to see a wife with a short hairstyle and/or natural corkscrew curls or something.
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Washington and Toronto didn’t bother, makes sense
Why does every hockey wife look like a variation on a theme?
VGK goalie tandem wives are fucking slamming!!
The ones with the Vancouver jackets on look like they are flipping off
Dallas Jacket made me throw up
Not an ugly woman lol
I mean this with all the love in my heart and I do not mean to dehumanize any humans
But I swear to god they make these women in a factory. It’s so funny when you stand out just by being a brunette lmao
Hockey player’s definitely have a type 😅
Fair to say hockey players have a type…
Which ones which
Wives & girlfriends.
Some Knights out there saying “Take it easy with the wives talk”
Edit §I don’t know why I only saw the Vegas photo at first glance.
Shout out to all the guys not tied down till after they get the fountain money
… There seems to be a trend there.
Contrary to the “All NHL players’ wives are blonde” theory, only 61.1% of these women are blonde.
This clearly must be photoshopped. Every single blonde woman looks the same guys. I can’t think of any stereotypes about NHL player’s wives that would be the reason for these pictures looking similar.
This is actually nice. Idk just makes the players seem so human to realize they have wives and kids
The hockey wife trope is real
Not a lot of variety there lol
Don’t be silly, they are clearly different. Some of them have long dyed blonde hair and some have long light brown hair.
Holy shit some of them are brunette! Insane
Is being blonde a requirement or something?
i swear all NHL wives look the same😭
Yay Vancouver for having mostly brunettes
As Matthew Mcconaughey would say. All white all white all white
That’s an awful lot of pumpkin spice aficionados
The darkest any of these men date is off-khaki, I swear.
Can’t wait to see the Utah wives photos
White and blonde lol
Jersey swap?
You’ll never find another girl like me
Both Marchand and his wife have that same nose.
I have no idea how the Avalanche players figure out which wife is theirs, it must get very confusing
Such a diverse group
They even have a redhead!
Send in the clones!
Some good diversity here
At least they all fall for different types!
Seriously lol is this a cartoon?
Jerseys so they can find which one is their wife
Why do 95% of them look exactly the same?
What the hell is going on in Vancouver? Blonde to brunette ratio waaayyy off
Only 3 or 4 real beauties there, the rest look fake in vgk
My wife isn’t white. Just one of two things holding me back from a career in the NHL…
How come none of the players have husbands?
No fat chicks allowed
I think the preferred nomenclature is “puck sluts”
They like blondes eh
Is there a single woman in any of these photos who isn’t white? And do NHL guys just hate red heads or something?
Wow they all look so different! So much variety….
The definition of vanilla.
It would be refreshing to see a wife with a short hairstyle and/or natural corkscrew curls or something.
a few of them are verrry orange lol