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I apologize to the NY Rangers and all of their fans, families, and friends for putting bad vibes on the team last night by wearing that gaudy replica SC ring. When I found it while cleaning, I thought it was a good omen, but I was horribly wrong. Mea Maxima Culpa and LFGR!



I apologize to the NY Rangers and all of their fans, families, and friends for putting bad vibes on the team last night by wearing that gaudy replica SC ring. When I found it while cleaning, I thought it was a good omen, but I was horribly wrong. Mea Maxima Culpa and LFGR!



by Tygersmom2012

14 Comments

  1. YouAreMyGirl

    Just learn from this mistake and let’s close this series out!!!

  2. Brocktarrr

    Put the ring back where it was before you were cleaning

  3. Charming_Voice2778

    Takes a man to admit their mistakes and make good on them

    Cheers on job well done

  4. SuperModes

    if we’re truly following the 94 arc, then we had to lose last night. it has been foretold. you wearing the ring simply strengthened the arc.

    now for those who weren’t there for 94 and have only seen the highlights: you do not know stress, you do not know anxiety, you do not know doubt and doom. it only gets worse from here until the very end when we celebrate and then only remember the good times.

  5. DisasterMonk

    Here I thought it was my fault because we moved yesterday! Was about ready to call the movers and ship us back to the old place.

    But hey, more ‘94 echos are better so just as well we lost a game we could afford to lose!

  6. Vast_Neighborhood_44

    I’m not worried about your ring. The much worse transgression was whoever edited the Canes Wiki page.

  7. Greedy-Builder

    When we win tomorrow can we not have a exact repeats of the last 2 rounds to much stress please

  8. knuckles_enchilada

    No it was because I washed my Lunqvist Jersey. Someone spilled Guinness on it in round 1 and I thought I could wash it on game day. I was horribly wrong.

  9. Pava-Rottie

    Say two Hail Marys, one Our Father, and order a double cheese pizza.

    ego te absolvo

  10. No-Rub-5054

    I also made a comment about how sherterkin had 28 playoffs games in a row without letting in more than 3 goals. I jinxed it, my bad 🙏

  11. Key-Tip-7521

    Put it back in its box, and no posting any comparisons to that year until overall job is done.

    But, this rounds job ain’t finished.

    ![gif](giphy|QGZBpodY7Kdtw99y04)

  12. AnthonyRC627

    I also apologize for the jinx I put on the team asking a friend to support the rangers. I knew the dude was bad luck.

  13. hairybeasty

    This is the way of New York teams in playoffs. There are no easy games. Everyone is hard fought and nail biting.

  14. jacklong555

    It’s okay. Don’t let it happen again son

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