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Now I have to burn it 🥲



Now I have to burn it 🥲

by coloradonative95

28 Comments

  1. xhatebreedersx

    It would have been gone a long time ago for me. Go Nucks now.

  2. Saucypikl

    The whiny brat finally got his revenge fuck him.

  3. Gen_Jack_Ripper

    Maybe someone will remove his or 3 other’s helmets in a game with no penalties.

    Or, he fucks up again and fades into obscurity.

  4. HoodPhones

    I have one upstairs too. In the guest room closet away from my other ones.

    Might have to take it to GoodWill

  5. Slurpees_and_Stuff

    That should have been burned years ago bro, fuck Dutchy.

  6. Please do. I can’t stand this interview with Douche right now.

  7. KilgoreTrout-11

    Now?! JK there’s nothing wrong with old sweaters

  8. Not sure if anyone is seeing the interview, but the guy is doing a good job of being gracious to the Avs. I want to hate him, but it’s tough.

    (I still have the same jersey)

  9. Odd_Philosopher1712

    Just unstitch the name and put parise’s on there.

    Weird alternate timeline we live in….

  10. Strip the numbers and nameplate and burn those. Then you’ll have a fresh jersey to customize!

  11. Maximum_Hat_7266

    Why be mad at him? Go be mad at the drug addict that fucked two of our playoffs in a row. Or the GM that signed him to 8 years while ridding us of Kadri.

  12. Atomic-pangolin

    I actually don’t have an Avs jersey, could I buy it from you? I’m in college and don’t have much money, but it’s better than burning it

  13. You can hate this as much as some of you would like to, but Dutchy was a great player on some really bad Avs teams; has the respect of all his former teammates; has always been respectful toward the Avs organization and the fanbase. And the return from the trade got us a Cup. I don’t get why 7 years later there are still so many people who act like he’s Judas.

  14. CravenTaters

    As a Stars / Avs fan, I would buy it from you if the sizing is right!

  15. One thing is nice for our locker room: no one has to listen to his shitty pop/country music preferences. Guy probably has a cowboy hat on right now with nothing but his jock and is singing his heart out to Before He Cheats.

  16. ToXiC_Games

    Remove the name and get someone to put ERod or Zachy Zach on it.

  17. Sea-Whole-7747

    Don’t burn it. Make some sort of voodoo doll out of it. Then take it to New Orleans and have a sorcerer work their magic. With any luck, not only will the stars not advance, but he’ll be on the ice for every goal allowed.
    Fuck Jamie been. Fuck douche.

  18. ComradeRage77

    Hey. If he wasn’t a pissy baby, we wouldn’t have got sweet baby Cale. Remember that.

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