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This helps, ngl.



This helps, ngl.

by pronking_spleenwort

10 Comments

  1. JonTheWizard

    No New York team will ever deserve anything until they cast off their links to the British Empire and change back to being New Amsterdam.

  2. armadachamp

    Pavelski or bust. Big Game Joe is my favorite non-Hurricane.

  3. NotTheATF1993

    Dallas is certainly at the bottom of my list.

  4. failedhope

    Watching the panthers win a championship will hurt me as they arent the panthers I want to win.

    But with that said I’m ok with the teams in this order

    Edm
    Fla
    Dal
    Fuck the rags

  5. williewonkerz

    Bro, Chris Kreider deserves a little more respect

  6. Oilers > Stars > Panthers > The NHL going bankrupt and immediately dissolving > Rangers

  7. JoeMorgue

    Every year who I want to win is

    Hurricanes (obv)

    Failing that, the team that hasn’t won a Cup yet.

    Failing that a team that hasn’t won a Cup in a while.

    Failing that, a non-Canadian/non Original Six/non “traditional” team ranked via a completely non-scientific gut feeling of how snobby/insufferable they are.

    Panthers, Stars, Oilers, Rangers in that order.

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