Jeff Skinner and the wild 1000th game celebrations in the NHL

Jeff Skinner and the wild 1000th game celebrations in the NHL

[Applause] [Music] he [Music] hello what nuts Humpty Dump nuts $53 8piece fried uh chicken dunk nuts it is what chaos on Wednesday April 3rd us I’m DJ Bean that’s Jeff Skinner that is Jeff Skinner hi boys uh apologies for the low energy uh on today’s show because uh I’m hung over from the party that was Jeff Skinner’s 1000th game last night oh my God basically the entire episode is going to be that Jeff Skinner had a crazy a thousandth game celebration but we would be remiss if we did not apologize to the viewers listeners we as journalists have a responsibility to be upfront and Report things as is yesterday in a lapse of judgment I graded the Slate for yesterday evening an A minus I in that moment felt that it was the right thing to do if I had given it more thought I would have given it enough that was the worst slate I’ve ever seen in my life it a bad slate that slate sucked my not a good time that slate I mean the Bruins played in that slate and the Bruins played a great game they had a nice shut out Victory and even that didn’t really move the Slate needle for me the S stunk I turned off the Bruins game with 10 minutes to go in a game so I was like is anything else on I ended up seeing all the action but that whole slate was terrible it wasn’t interesting there were there wasn’t any juice to any of these games there was but the the games that had juice fell short in like the actual entertainment value on the same day that we had talked about uh like you know we’re on a good run of things living up to the hype the games that had some hype behind them last night were duds Big Time Duds the golden knights scored immediately in the Canucks game golden knights Canucks was really the only great game Bruins Predators promised some playoff on playoff action and I know that there were good things about it Lena Sark got a shut out and he was really good and Lena sark’s been awesome since the trade headline we’ll talk about that but that was you know it just one of those nights where because you’ve trained yourself every night this season to just go home and watch hockey you’re like I just really need my hockey right now made dinner fired up the air fryer shout out Adam fantilli and Patrick line sat down and was just so dissatisfied yeah there are some nights where you’re like damn why doesn’t it feel like this every night where you’re like this is the most electric existence how does not everybody love this sport as much as I do and then there are some nights where you’re just like how do I do 82 nights of this or whatever like how do I do as many slates as we do but last night was a big time stinker granted it could also be that I was on a high of Caitlyn Clark Angel ree LSU Iowa incredibleness and then I had to go back to watching normal Sports Sean I’m going to the Celtics game on Friday I’ve already committed I’d get in a lot of trouble if I didn’t go I kind of want to skip that to watch Caitlyn Clark versus Paige Beckers I mean yeah that’s like yeah might be the two greatest women’s basketball players uh College women’s basketball players of all time as a true basketball head I think that your hand is forced what’s that you gotta go to the you got to watch the girls I mean they’re that’s girl basketball is famously better than guys P like the NBA and like college like have your fun while like like final days the NBA is having its last gasps before Caitlyn Clark just Tak over the world I from what I’ve seen the NBA is just like the late season NBA is tough watch uh I mean I’d even argue that we’ve discussed this uh friendship wise that there gets to be a point of the hockey season when it should be exciting because the playoffs are starting to shap take shape and everything but also you’re like we’re not at the playoffs yet and we’re also not doing the grab assy [ __ ] people are grying during games like you’re not going to see a gritty the rest of the season no probably not like we’re at the point where where uh you’re too too deep to be unserious but not deep enough to be fully serious well tell that to the Buffalo Sabers because last night’s Jeff Skinner 1,000 game celebration I will note we were supposed to be joined by kathern Fitzgerald Buffalo Bills beat writer for the Buffalo News who it what’s that I said you didn’t need to note it didn’t need to bring this back up got to note it is not only a prolific NFL writer but a huge Jeff Skinner fan and Buffalo Sabers fan and I believe she’s not from Buffalo no Arizona I don’t know actually I don’t know if she’s from Arizona I know she went to ASU interesting but like got to Buffalo and the Sabres got their hooks in her loves the whole Jeff Skinner experience was at this celebration last night and we were going to have her on because it was such a show take that to mean performance Andor [ __ ] show that that we needed the perspective people who were there wouldn’t you know what the Buffalo Bills traded Stefan Diggs today so she’s unable to come on that doesn’t mean that we weren’t super prepared to have a long conversation about this outrageous Jeff Skinner 1,00 game celebration a th000 games is an achievement that has been accomplished by roughly 400 players in the NHL so it is obviously quite uncommon we’ve had a few celebrations this year it seems to be the year of 1,000 games said there’s 47 active NHL players who have reached a thousand which was a lot more than I expected it is more than you but still in the grand scheme of things 400 guys doing it uh we’ve seen some of these I was at Brad maron’s a thousandth game this year and there’s been different Celebrations by different teams and everything for some reason though we have heard about this Jeff Skinner thing for days they’re doing like pre- celebration they’re doing rolling out jet skis before the game they’re doing uh Lil Collins Lily Collins videos the weekend before they do the celebration amazing unique oneof one branding for this event crazy like do you want to give the rundown of all the [ __ ] because there was a lot yeah so they gave uh do we want to get into the gifts that they gave but like in the leadup they they gave a jet ski um they had custom concessions menus for Jeff skinners we went over those yesterday uh we have a little update on those in in a bit they did the Lily Collins Cameo they uh they had a special Jersey patch on the jerseys for Jeff Skinner which is the first time I’ve seen that uh what else what am I missing it was they gave away red beanies to every fan that that entered the thing because Jeff SK Skinner wears a red beanie sometimes bespoke music selection the music that was played WR the night was of Jeff Skinner’s choosing and as he is an ally they were like all by women artists love that yep wouldn’t expect anything less they also brought back between two stalls this week and had Jeff Skinner on as a guest they had at the game they had a between two stalls photo area where you could go and pretend you were on between two stalls and I saw people posting pictures from that thing no offense to Santa Claus at the Columbus Blue Jackets game where we got right in there line for the cannon wasn’t too long either I bet that line for that thing was crazy for the uh between two stalls between two stalls thing probably uh I don’t know if it was that crazy I don’t know if you if you watch the game lots of blue seats oh really lots of blue seats it’s the Buffalo Sabers they people do not go to those games so that’s my possibly my take on it um we’ll get into the crazy dogged research that I did this was not the first 1,000 game celebration that the Sabres had this season yeah in fact they did one for their captain and I don’t remember this much fanfare and this much hoopla and I’m wondering if it’s because it’s late in the season Sabers have been sucked off ain’t nobody trying to go to a Sabers game right now so you got to sell tickets well how better to do it than with a custom Jeff Skinner 1,000 games patch which I asked Catherine I was like if you have time check the pro shop if they’re selling shirts with that hammer them yeah I I think that the everything looked good everything was was presented pretty well and and I like the way that they did it because like like we mentioned like this year has seemed to be the year of 1000th games we’ve had a lot of 1000th game celebrations this year and it’s a great accomplishment don’t ever want to like take away from the players that reach a thousandth game good for them but like it doesn’t it doesn’t register for me in the way that the this Jeff Skinner one has they turn this into a party and it’s a good way to get me to care about what’s going on for a guy’s 1000th game especially because a lot of the stuff that they did happened before the game itself like in the leadup to the game which is an incredible way to do it both because it creates anticipation good way to create content but also it’s not it doesn’t like bleed into the game because there’s nothing worse than showing up to a game and getting like a half an hour ceremony before a game and you’re like just [ __ ] drop the puck I don’t need to see you give this guy wine and paintings and all this [ __ ] it’s like being at a like a uh like a baby shower and watching the person open gifts nobody wants to [ __ ] do that open it on your own time or like just don’t inconvenience everybody else I love that they gave all the [ __ ] basically beforehand and then just did like a quick little picture with with uh with the stick and with his family I thought that was great the on I ceremony was a lot quicker than I would have expected to be I think given how much they had done leading up to it I guess I hadn’t considered that they were maybe doing that in place but it was it looked like the kind of party that would have both a bouncy house and a coat check it was there was just like every you know what it was it was like an entertainment 720 party from Parks and wreck where like run out that hug and they have everything they’ve got uh who’s the uh Pacer they have like Roy Hibert playing one-on-one with death left shrim there’s just all sorts of [ __ ] going on Hannah Montana music is playing they gave me grad party Vibes grad party yeah it’s like just as much for the adults as it is the kids well and I think that’s perfect because Jeff Skinner has big like uh still a kid at heart but probably like one of the oldest people on that team I love him so much uh all so yeah all told he got the custom jet ski do we want to show that video by the way here’s the video of him getting a jet ski before the game the best part of the video of him getting the jet ski is that they pull the jet ski onto the ice with one of those like four-wheeler off-roading vehicles and as soon as he saw that thing he was like oh cool they’re giving me one of these because they do give those things and golf carts to guys a lot that looks brand new like it looks it looks nice maybe he got both yeah I was going say I don’t know but he thought that he was getting like the four-wheeler and he was like oh cool and they were like no no no what’s pulling he’s oh this is sick can I ask you boys which would you rather if you get that four-wheeler or the jet ski jet ski 100 times I’m going four-wheel sure more utility I utility I’m not using out of these what you we we all work at the same place what are you getting utility for like what are you going to use it for growth potential you can come up with new things I I love getting on the water and flying I mean do you jet ski oh I I can’t say that I do jet ski I have been jet skiing and I love it objectively jet skis are more fun and cooler than those little four-wheeler things but in terms of utility I think I would take the four-wheeler because you could just you could bring it into the woods you I don’t have dock space I don’t have a a lake house I don’t have a whatever like how what am I gonna use a [ __ ] jet ski for Sean may I ask you a question sure would you like to go sailing with me this summer regularly I regularly like regularly like regular selling or go selling regularly would you like to keep a regular schedule of sailing with me this summer I I can’t say I’ve ever been sailing I’ve like only ever been on a jet ski you were like that doesn’t you were like oh no I only do the cool one I just don’t know what that like oh you snowboard want to come skiing with me you’re like I’ve never skied I don’t I don’t know what that entails like I don’t know CU like when I hear selling I feel like there’s work that needs to be done I don’t know what oh yeah you will be put to work yeah I don’t know what that I’ve got a group of friends I think that’s the only reason I would want to go ing is for the like the the utility fun I’m still like I couldn’t Captain uh sale but after like a hundred trips now if someone tells me what to do I can kind of do it without asking for clarification it’s fun you learn and if you wear Pete knows this if you wear the same hat the whole summer gets all faded and warm because the something about being on the water so I like I’m not like a huge water guy uh like I definitely the one time I’ve been on like a real boat I I got a little seasick the jet ski I have like complete control over for the most part which is why I I’m a little more comfortable on it I think I would go sailing like at least once though just to try it but I don’t know necessarily I wouldn’t predict that it was something that I would enjoy to be honest with you that is the exact enthusiastic response I expected can’t wait buddy I I definitely would I definitely would go I’m also like very jonesing to get on the water because I don’t know if you know this not a whole lot of water in Arizona oh yes that’s right well so all this and all of this like why is this such a bigger celebration than all of these other a thousand game celebrations made me do a lot of homework yesterday well we haven’t we haven’t finished the uh the Skinner the hall oh yeah yeah he got a Tiffany Crystal he got a silver stick which is the silver stick is customary for 10,000 games uh he got a custom jet ski he got a personalized video from Lily Collins and a special concessions menu which like he didn’t get the concessions menu the fans in the stadium got a concessions menu they did it in his name and as when I reveal what a lot of these people got a lot of it is stuff the team does in your name like they go you were mad about the price of the uh of the the the concessions menu I wasn’t mad about it I was stunned that it was $53 but as we said yesterday so it was $53 for the Skinner Skinner chicken dinner which is eight piece fried chicken dinner with mashed potatoes gravy mac and cheese and kelaw in a TW foot branded boat I was disappointed that the two foot branded boat was like a Buffalo Buffalo Sabers branded boat it appears and a paper one at that paper one I thought it was like a like a commemorative Jeff Skinner 1000 game I which understandably so I this needs to get left off the description in my opinion you can see the Skinner 1000 logo I love that logo so much I considered putting in a rundown a game of this Jeff Skinner logo versus an NHL team’s logo and see like where this would rank among NHL team logos because I bet it would be like top 25 at least like like this this is better than some other ones but I do agree that I wish it was presented in some sort of commemorative souvenir take-home kind of thing much like the Johnny gdo cup from which I am sucking my water right now however the push back on $53 for that I feel was greatly unwarranted agre eight piece Fried Chicken Plus sides $53 at a sporting event my only issue is how much mac and cheese and gravy and mashed potatoes are you serving to balance out that you are giving eight pieces of CH like are we working with like thighs this was like a family meal there there was so the guy who posted that picture originally uh Derek Kramer I believe he responded to our tweet about it actually and said that he got it um and I was looking at his Twitter and there is he had like he posted a picture of or his friend got it or whatever and it it’s like a sizable like this size container of each thing like it’s it’s like a it’s like a legit like it’s a Boston Market trip so that’s not too bad it’s like I would say it’s more I would say like it’s a good deal well it I guess the only thing that I have to compare it to is the uh the chick the bucket of chicken at the TD Garden which is 10 pieces of it’s 10 tenders and like an entire bucket of fries and that’s $25 those are both really good deals I think I mean especially the the one at the Garden because you get either one of those you’re for sure not getting anything else the rest of the game and if you go in and leave spending under $60 I don’t think that’s so bad like in my uh beer purchasing days I’d go to a Celtics game spend like $400 just [ __ ] million deas to the face [ __ ] dumping them on people getting kicked out of the game I uh I do wonder if uh if the Sabers asked Jeff skner if they if he wanted to wear the goat head Jersey last night yeah they had to it because they kept saying and for Jeff and for skinners a thousand game they get to wear the the goat heads yeah I was thinking that last night I feel like it’s a bad sign uh for like your actual jerseys when any time anything special is happening you go to the other ones like you might you may just want to go back to the goat heads the no but this I think that the Sabers have the best three uniform set in the entire NH I would much rather goat heads permanently and a Royal throwback alternate I disagree but to each their own and I love the goat head I just like it as a nice little treat I the old white like the old white goat heads and then the red s like saber alternates they were so good this this also by the way this crazy party took place during another event for the Sabers it was at pardon me Sean is it called Dingus Dingus Day Dingus Day which is a Polish celebration that we’re told is very big in Buffalo Shawn knew what it was yeah I did not Pete did not but people on hand at the game said it added to all of the jeff conon which is uh I believe Seltzer mom is the Twitter user who coined it Jeff con there’s everything going on including a Polish Festival Sean what is Dingus Day um I mean it’s a it’s a Polish holiday that’s celebrated right after after Easter usually the Monday after Easter I think it’s the has something to do with lent or something like that but yeah it’s a huge Polish holiday and buffalo is a massive polish population I don’t really know too too much about what goes down I’m not polish all I know is that involves [ __ ] willows and you whip people you you whip people with uh that’s all there is that’s all I know about it I don’t know where it came from or why but cut [ __ ] on dingus day Y what is going on [ __ ] willow it’s one word I yeah I’m a I’m aware you said it in the chat last night I was I have no idea what any of these words mean Dingus Day I feel like no disrespect to the Polish but like you got to rename that holiday I mean so would that make people have called folks a dingus right is that a slur I have no idea I mean I wouldn’t it wouldn’t surprise me people aren’t Americans have said forever you could trace back to being a slur every time I’ve seen Dingus used as like an insult has been d n g this is dy like it’s it comes from a I don’t speak Polish but it’s like smigus Dingus is like the actual polish way to pronounce the holiday and then polish Americans ultimately turned it into dinge uh Chad is killing it with the puns we got Bobby or we got the Buffalo Sailors we got uh scrollup Sean there was one that was really good oh uh cam towboat I liked that there are a bunch of good ones and now we’re getting uh Dingus I was gonna say I want Dingus puns yeah there’s uh Luke Glen Dingus there’s Ken dry Dingus dry Dingus dry Dingus yeah uh we haven’t mentioned uh Pingus on the show yet have we not we’ve talked about a lot outside of the show probably not I don’t think we’ve ever brought it to the show so if you know about uh who the [ __ ] is tingus Pingus the New York Knicks fan who is very angry when the New York Knicks drafted christops porzingis and he’s yelling at the TV who the [ __ ] is tingis Pingus I never heard of Lativia [ __ ] this guy [ __ ] tingus Pingus uh tingis Pingus is the best Celtics have chrisop porzingis now I was at uh a a Celtics pregame bar saw a person who just had a tingus Pingus Celtics Jersey on it was amazing absolutely love it but there there was a thing going around on Twitter that there’s an actual wine called Pingus and it’s like $ 500 I want it so badly maybe that goes to the winner of the the chaos chain get they get a bottle of p a fresh bottle of Pingus or I’m reading more about the Dingus Day Dingus day’s Wikipedia page apparently part of the tradition in Poland is uh reading directly from the Wikipedia uh involves taking a live bird quote without permission oh boy and stuffed with grain soaked in vodka to make him crow loudly I might be out on dingus just the Polish Dingus Day Polish American Dingus Day is a lot more fun it seems I hope they didn’t have any sort of ceremony for Dingus Day at Jeff Skinner’s 1000th game I was gonna say Jeff Skinner’s got to be nowhere near that yeah oh yeah we got to get him back on the show and have him denounce Dingus St although now if we say that we should denounce Dingus Day that I don’t want that to be an anti-polish thing if right people who don’t know those roots celebrated because they associated with family I just don’t want to do I don’t want to be involved in anything that involves a bird funeral without consent just I just in your free time both you two and the listeners go read the Dingus Day Wikipedia page it’s very fascinating and while you’re reading that I can tell you that off the all these celebrations that were done for Jeff Skinner and US knowing that this wasn’t happening when all these other players this year celebrated their 10,000 games I spent yesterday on YouTube Just hammering various Mark Andre flurry Nick Ley jvr uh John Tavarez Victor Hedman like all of these 10,00 game celebrations to see what did they do for these guys did they get anything like this Fanfare and Sean if you want to begin uh hammering these full screens here is what other players got for their 1,00 games this year Kyle aoso who is the captain of the Buffalo Sabers same team Dwight got a uh Tiffany Crystal a silver stick I should note both of these things are customary to be present Ed by from the NHL and or the team he got a Tiffany crystal and a silver stick you’ll find that those two things mostly are Universal there’s a little drama coming up silver mini sticks for his children which I think is a very very nice touch a framed selection of photos chosen by his family and a portrait by a local artist Victor Hedman who you saw the team also wore those 10,000 headman jerseys got a Tiffany Crystal silver stick the lightning donated 1,000 of pet food to the Humane Society of Tampa Bay in his name framed Comm commemorative artwork a custom luxury watch they did not say the brand custom engraved Opus One Wine I looked it up that’s $450 not bad and silver mini sticks for his children Brad Marshon got a Tiffany Crystal silver stick custom painting a custom Rolex and a 2018 Silver Oak Cabernet bottle I looked that up because they were so specific and so detailed in what it was it’s a $100 bottle of wine oh boy Bruins he’s the captain weird flex but okay let’s keep it going how do they not get him a gun I know uh Mark Andre flurry because he and uh Kevin Miller already have probably a million I know Mark Andre flurry got a Tiffany Crystal silver stick $5,000 check for his charity of choice $10,000 to the American Indian Family Center and a custom mask highlighting the four teams for which he played I will say having watched all these the mask was very dope James Van Reams Dy got Tiffany Crystal silver stick custom painting custom Rolex 2018 Silver Oak Cabernet retail value $11,000 what’s cool about JVS you say 1,000 or 100 what I say because you said 100 for uh Brad marshand oh the no the 2018 Silver Oak Cabernet is $100 my bad okay yeah $99 actually okay there’s there’s a big difference between ,000 bottle of wine and a $100 bottle of wine we couldn’t taste the difference though definitely what was very cool is this game was against the Flyers his first team so the flyers then came out Sean cier [ __ ] torch was probably pissed he’s like get back here I want to send the tall go to do it they presented him with framed lineup cards from his first and 1,000th game which looked very nice a custom bottle of wine I will note they did not say what it was but I got a freeze frame of it being Silver Oak although I will say it came in like a wooden box so I’m like I think that maybe they got a little nicer version you think they got like a a brand deal with silver oak Silver Oak and I don’t maybe there’s like a you know how restaurants have like corking fees they’re like it’s either got to be the wine that I serve or you could bring it in but you got to pay us for it maybe the garden has like a silver oak thing okay only Silver Oak is to be served there Nick lety this one’s a bit of a bummer uh silver sck Uh custom Jersey commemorating quote his amazing accomplishments and a Rolex watch note I watched this thing twice there was no Tiffany Crystal interesting yes and lastly John tarz got Tiffany Crystal a Golden Stick from the Toronto Maple Leafs mini golden sticks for his children a painting in $25,000 to the John tarz Foundation however as I watched all of these they said presenting now a Golden Stick and golden mini Sean play this for me let’s take a look at this as they Trot out the uh the the golden hold on somewhere here let’s see these these golden that’s looks silver to me doesn’t look very golden to me that looks silver to me that looks silver got a got a freeze frame too of the golden the quote unquote Golden Stick from the very silver those are definitely gold are they yeah look at the hands look at look if you watch if you watch that video again you can clearly see that they’re gold like you they’re not a very yellow gold but like if you if as long as they’re not the light’s not reflecting off them too harshly you could tell that they’re gold I will say that gold gives off less of a brilliant shine than is depicted in let’s say cartoons but I will say if I were to take the stand and they said did you see John tarz presented with three golden sticks I would not be able to confidently say yes I did yeah I so I don’t even know what I’m what I’m hoping like am I hoping that it’s gold that’s yeah that’s the whole other part of this conversation is like why do they give him gold instead of silver silver is customary because it’s the map better than us right the Maple Leafs and we give our our guys gold sticks cool man give them a fake gold trophy too because it’s the only one they’re getting I also I feel very bad for Nick letti uh nobody cares about Nick letti apparently winners and losers of playing 10,00 games uh winners uh winners has to be uh the what’s it called the custom Oak what is it yeah custom Oak Silver Oak Cabernet they are the winners because if fans want to be gone off that Marshon Pingus maybe they maybe they just get them Silver Oak because it falls in line with the silver theme that would be that’s very thoughtful I think that’d be very nice would make sense but I mean Victor Hedman got Opus One I would say that the best package might be possibly Victor Hedman I like the 1,000 pounds of pet food being donated in one’s name that’s got a big uh you got the Opus One Wine silver mini sticks yeah he got he got a pretty good one Jeff Skinner though got a [ __ ] weekl long party Jeff Skinner for sure still got the best thing he got the I don’t know how much Jeff uh Jeff skis go for Jeff skis the Jeff ski is definitely the best thing that anyone got I think better than $25,000 to the John tarz Foundation which Leafs are just writing that off yeah I I donations to charity are like recycling to me it’s a lot of times there’s a lot of [ __ ] behind it but and so there are two schools of thoughts it’s like it’s like do you want the best party or do you want the best uh gift Hall yeah and I think Jeff Skinner got the best party and the most memorable party and like he also got a very good gift haul so I think that Jeff Skinner is coming out a big winner in this and like I like I honestly think that the the two the last two teams that have seemingly thrown uh big events surrounding a beloved player have been the Penguins who did a weeklong party from yir yogger uh Jersey retirement and then the sabes have done a weeklong party for Jeff Skinner and they’ve both been awesome I want to see teams kind of lean into that more where it’s just like this is Skinner week or this is yogger week I think the sabes ever the leaders in the NHL on the on the Cutting Edge of success have Sean shaking his head have thrown down the gauntlet I think they have set a new standard if jvr is hitting a thousand games this week I think we’re looking at a different little situation although the garden also did sell I believe jvr 1000 t-shirts and they did I don’t have that yet but if and when we do a Bruins Pro Shop Wars I’m G be sucking those things down like one thing to also one thing to also mention on the Skinner one is that they had the celebration and the leadup and like the whole party before his 1000th game which doesn’t always happen because well I guess sometimes guys do it on the road but like even for marshand I think jvr jvr they both after yeah they had a like pretty well after like one or two weeks after they played their 1000th game no so jvr was like the next game like that weekend they acknowledge it during the game and then I think the next home game maybe a couple later more the marshan one was like significantly after I don’t remember Mar I just remember distinctly the JV one cuz we went to that we went to his thousandth game I’ll say it’s more than one game after because I was at maron’s a thousandth game that was against the lightning and then I oddly was at the next Bruins game which was against the Kraken and they didn’t do it for that so it was maybe a week I think I think I remember the jvr one being like oh they probably wanted to do it on the weekend type thing because it was definitely I think it was like two games after I still would have enjoyed that celebration but what I love also about the doing it the day the game of is how much risk is associated with it cuz you don’t know that he’s hitting the ice you don’t know that he’s not going to pull something getting on his new jet ski the best part about that though is if something like happened and they had all this stuff planned it’s going to get a little dark we love you Jeff hope you live forever but it would have been like a rest in peace Jeff you would have loved this also bold for the Buffalo Sabers to be the team that does that because if there’s any team that that would happen happen to it would be the Sabers they’d have this like very very enthusiastic party planned for Jeff Skinner and then some [ __ ] some dark [ __ ] just happens to Jeff Skinner on the way to the rink and they have the most awkward awkward night I don’t like the of this conversation I don’t like this is treating this is this is treating and I hate to do this but this is treating the Buffalo Sabers like the Arizona Coyotes the Buffalo Sabers are they don’t have things go wrong for them who are they playing in the first round who’s got the longest playoff drought in the right now they are they are like consistently mediocre they are not a team that has constantly has things going bad for them seems like short-term memory if you ask me well I mean not really they don’t have things go like drastically wrong there were some dark days like three or four years ago I mean obviously the Jack eel thing wasn’t it didn’t play out very well but that wasn’t like a a freak thing happening to them it’s not like they we never had we never have to worry about them moving we don’t have to worry about their owner acting up on Twitter have to worry about they don’t do dark things they just become largely disappoint sad uh chat is saying that DJ missed the Mark Andre flurry painting that I’m sending it to Shan right now the Penguins did give Mark Andre flurry a painting that was very flowery and very nice however it wasn’t during the reason I missed it is because it wasn’t during the celebration but it is still a very nice painting and if we’re noting what the Flyers gave jvr I feel it’s only appropriate to note what the Penguins gave Mark Andre flurry 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the playoffs man they’re three points back crazy that that team could make the playoffs although the the Penguins in the capitals definitely have different energy around them because I have not seen a single person claim that the penguins are good and P I think capitals fans had enough of a turn turnaround at the All-Star break that they sort of tricked a lot of their own fans into believing in them and that has gone South very quickly they’ve lost their last three I think at this point everybody should acknowledge that each team every team in the Eastern Conference Wild Card race is bad minus the Tampa Bay Lightning who I don’t consider like on the bubble because they’re firmly in Wild Card one right they’re the fourth Atlantic team and the Atlantic is good the Devils meanwhile were sucked off by the Penguins last night so rest to the Devils uh we will never talk about them again for the rest of this Show’s I said this last night and I firmly believe it if you took the Penguins the the Devils the capitals the Red Wings the Islanders and whatever any any other like even the Sabers you all throw them in the throw them in a room you throw one knife in there and you say only one of you can leave they would all just take turns stabbing themselves until one of them just like limped out and died in the doorway that’s how one of these teams is going to get into the playoffs and it would be the Sabers and like as they’re walking out they like break their Achilles and they can’t get out of the room and you’re like well someone gets a first round by this year there is no second wild card team I like that though it’s all very enjoyable capitals meanwhile are hitting a bit of a skid themselves they got to get their [ __ ] together I understand the last night was Skinner night so you’re gonna that’s a buzz saw you’re walking into that you’re losing but tell you what capitals you ain’t the only shitty team that might make the playoffs so uh don’t rest on your laurels maybe they’ve gotten a little tall for their uh for their taste which it’s it’s hilarious the way that that all of this is taken place basically but it’s very funny that all of these teams none of them are going to like firmly command a playoff spot even though if any of them had their head on straight they could be firmly in position right now but they’re also like they’re all just like coming in waves that they’re not maximizing draft position either like the only team that I would say has committed to the bit is essentially the Devils yeah the devils are like okay yeah we actually suck and and I think that’s they they’ve been sucked off famously but it’s probably good for the devils like they’re going to find out that Travis Green isn’t their guy they’re going to maximize draft position and just completely flame out somebody in the chat says we all know how this ends the second wild card team in the East wins the first round in five games then gets swept in the second round absolutely that’s what’s happening Bruins are Bruins Panthers Rangers you’re all on watch one of these [ __ ] teams is going to beat you in five games no they’re not there’s no way I don’t think so either I think that all these teams are so extremely ass holy that I don’t have confidence in like if the Predators were in the Eastern Conference I’d be like you know what that team’s going to give that’s going to be a tough out none of these teams are tough outs and I know that no one in the Eastern Conference is absolutely amazing Panthers are really good but by and large this second wild card team this year I think actually for real is going to lose it is a huge night because of that shitty ass slate last night it is a huge night for my yours The Whole World’s Edmonton Oilers because the golden knights famously beat the Canucks 63 Canucks have the second game of a backtack tonight in Arizona and the Oilers are five points back with two games in hand they play on the road the Stars so by the end of tonight it’s possible if the coyotes for the first time in their stupid [ __ ] lives can do anything the Oilers can be three shun keep Sean has been shaking his head this whole episode the Oilers can be three points back with two games in hand wow yeah that’s a good position to be in I mean going up against playing them one more time yeah right so they’ve they do it is certainly coming into uh higher probabilities that the Oilers could take that division but like the stars are a tough opponent tonight correct and I should note pretty much all of the Oilers remaining opponent s like I mean I can just pull up right now Oilers schedule their remaining schedule I keep saying is tough because it’s some [ __ ] world beaters man at Dallas home against Colorado at Calgary which say what you want that’s not an easy game home against Vegas home against Arizona home against the Canucks home against the sharks at Arizona at Colorado so there’s a couple of little breaks in there but you’re playing Colorado twice you’re playing the golden knights you’re playing the Stars you’re playing the Canucks yeah not easy no I mean they’re dead in the middle of uh when I’m looking I’m looking at remaining strength of schedule they’re 16 so they’re dead in the middle a but like if you know unfortunately for them Vancouver is right in front of them so 15th hardest room strength of schedule so well from the first stanle or I guess the Western Conference favorite to the Eastern Conference favorite in our ideal Stanley Cup Final we go from the Oilers to the Boston Bruins where yeah they don’t really score goals anymore that thing has kind of been over for a little bit but Lena omark boy oh boy ever since he said I’m not going anywhere I’m not freaking leaving to quote killers of the flower Moon he’s been amazing he has uh four last night four- two uh and his last six games since the trade deadline 950 save percentage he had a shout out last night second of the season and he had an incredible assist on uh a PK he uh just flipped the puck around the boards sprung a nice little fast break on the uh on the PK and uh what a what a night for for our boy he’s an offensive player always has been always will be Charlie Coyle stat Humper what’s that he’s a real stat Humper well Charlie Coy nice little goal there and D Heinen also getting in the there’s some good things about the Bruins Dan Heinen has been a absolute godsend I want to ask you uh at this point in time we know the debate is coming who do the Bruins start in game one because it’s very clear that Swan was the better goal tender in the first half like if you look at the splits the pre-all-star break Swan had a 925 save percentage had about four and a half goal save above average allmark 913 save percentage negative four and a half goal save above average so swim clearly Superior in the first half second halfar has a 921 save percentage swan has an 899 he’s Sub 900 and the uh goal save above average completely flipped four and a half for uh mmark negative four and a half for San yeah to me it’s easy you start olark in game one but the most important thing is who you start in game two and the answer for the Bruins this year will be the guy who didn’t start game one and that is the real big decision to make do you rotate the goalies Montgomery has hinted at and I think flat out said that he’s going to I don’t think that swan in the second half of the Season since the All-Star break scares me so much that I don’t want him to play a postseason like even if Omar gets a shut out in game one you’re planning on having a long postseason it’s not that I don’t trust swayan uh I I do SW I think Swan’s great and I I don’t think those numbers I I don’t think he’s been like a Sub 900 goalie even though the numbers say that he has even if it’s an 899 the Bruins just don’t look as good in front of San lately and I don’t know what the reasoning for that is but they just don’t look as defensively sound like you you look they’ve given up 60 more shots in the same number of games but both of them have played 14 games since the All-Star break swan has gotten 60 more shots uh like about 20 more High danger chances and he’s been they’re they’re averaging they’re giving up a goal more per game with San uh in net than allmark so I don’t know I don’t know what to to to make of that and how much to read into that but they just don’t look as good in front of San while we’re on the Bruins I’m going to sneak a a three stars in here David pook sealed the game against the Predators last night with uh an empty net goal I believe just his fourth empty net goal of the season but if you are from Boston or know our friend Mike felger there is nothing Mike felger hates more than when David pook is on the ice with an empty net here is him do you have a Sean here is him after the game last night it’s bugging us I have a Bruin’s bugging so I’ll just go first cuz it ties right into it you know what we got tonight Mike what’s that sh you know what that is stat humping my friend we had some humping I love it Sarah how many goals does poso have I don’t even care how many he has I just I’m curious of the number 46 yeah well they just got him 46 tonight two goal lead you throw poock out there one of your worst defensive players with an empty net you keep that Superstar happy you keep that stat sheet filled these are ones that I don’t have a big problem with cuz it’s a two-goal lead yeah I think the nights that they have poso out there with an empty net with the one-goal lead I I talk about this all the time I think that’s unconscionable two goal lead you want to do a little stat you know you want to do a little stat action okay give him a little stat hump there and get him his 46 goal but it still bugs me trust me okay all right but he will never get over this no it’s it’s all he cares about it’s the most bizarre thing it and anybody who’s been paying attention David poock is not a bad defensive player and he doesn’t play poorly when the goalie is pulled like how how many times have you blamed a goal against on a turnover of David pook trying to score an empty net goal I think that like the entire season they’ve been scored on once while poock has been out there with the goalie pulled oh really yeah that doesn’t surprise I mean poock hasn’t become a great 200 foot player but he can be one at times and I think that pav datsu yes his ceiling is pav datsuk I actually remember my friend Dan Kagan and I Dan Kagan used to cover the Bruins we were watching him his like rookie year or something we were like he could end up having like a little HOSA to him or something yeah which my hope is just like everyone becomes Mary and HOSA with against an empty net this year David poo has been on the ice for seven goals and one goal against the the Bruins have been scored on once with the the other team having the extra attacker if your results are 7 to one what’s the problem relax old man shut the [ __ ] up pumping it’s a weird Grudge he has a weird gr grudge against David poer humping Jes he does he does which is weird because for years and years and years in Boston the only complaint that fans could have have was they don’t have a real pure goal score every year the Bruins were finishing top five in goals four they would have like 900 guys score 25 goals or something like that your third liners are just pumping out 20 goals like everybody eats truly everyone scores 20 goals and the only complaint people could have with the Bruins was yeah but they don’t have a real pure goal scorer they wouldn’t know what to do with one they have had one of the best goal scorers of his generation and the problem is I hate that he scores a goal it’s crazy it doesn’t make any [ __ ] sense he is he has the biggest Grudge for no reason humping for sure humping humping my penis Jesus uh it’s it’s no good but I do love it and it entertains me every time like even as I was watching him score that empty net I was like oh man he he also only has four empty net goals this season so so like that’s pretty far down the list of guys like kucherov has seven M Crosby has seven Maro has seven would felger have the same energy for Nikita COV or cydney Crosby for scoring seven MTN goals I will say that if the lightning didn’t win as many cups as they’ve won felger would probably write off Nikita kucherov as a losing player it’s crazy like yeah you want to go and then show up at they all oh yeah why would you try yeah you know we should have him on we should people I think he’d come back uh another third star should go to the official who hit Trevor zeris it’s not good behavior but an official hit Trevor zis struck him it’s uh Trevor zis never beating the everybody hates me allegations made by us because just been a tough week for people not liking Trevor zis yeah bumping him along the boards there and I believe it was presented online as an official accidentally bumps Trevor zis accidentally well I don’t think we ever got to the um the Anaheim Ducks like a day after Trevor zis had his tantrum in The Penalty Box smashing the camera the Anaheim Ducks tweeted out caption contest and it was just like a photo of Trevor zis and all of the replies were like hey I’m a big [ __ ] baby maybe am I annoying I’m one tantrum away from getting traded was one of I just love the word tantrum man I love it when uh for like an adult yes yeah the if you ever seen Nathan for you when he’s meeting with the private detective guy and he’s yelling at him and he’s like telling him that he doesn’t have Yelp reviews so his goal is to get him more Yelp reviews and he’s yelling why would I give a [ __ ] no one cares about Yelp [ __ ] you blah blah and Nathan just calmly says are you done having your tantrum I love it he has tantrums and refs let him know one of my three stars speaking of having a tantrum uh Bobby Ryan just a total [ __ ] [ __ ] all day on Twitter yesterday uh just complaining about women’s sports saying women’s sports aren’t real blah blah blah blah blah he went on a whole tie raid it’s 843 I want to go home and pretend like women’s sports are a thing he did the whole like hey name seven players of on uh I say name seven players not one not two five to seven first and last names go for it talking about women’s basketball and everybody just say saying hey calm down you’re being a little bit of an [ __ ] I he being a huge [ __ ] and not to make it personal but for the duration of Bobby Ryan’s career other than some of those early years in Anaheim if you told somebody to name seven hockey players Bobby wasn’t going to be one of them so I don’t think that he should be the um budsman of notoriety sure I like Bobby Ryan as a player a lot which is why it’s disappointing to see him be kind of an [ __ ] here and I know Bobby Ryan has had his his tough his tough times I hope he’s okay and I hope that he has better Behavior moving forward but it seems like he’s really standing his ground and dying on this hill and at a very weird time there’s been a lot of we’ve talked a little of like people relearning how to be Sports fans as they get into a new league and a new genre of a sport they might like what’s driving me crazy with the women’s basketball thing it obviously we talk more women’s basketball on this show than we talk NHL at points you know I love all the Caitlyn Clark stuff as Caitlyn Clark becomes a star and is discussed regularly on the first takes and the sports centers as she should be there’s like a lot of gatekeeping about how you can talk about Caitlyn Clark for example the conversation of should she go pro or stay in college which happens every year with every star player famously Pete Carroll was saying oh yeah Mark Sanchez shouldn’t go pro he’s not going to be very good he should stay in college when people have an opinion on that it’s like there’s like this how dare you you don’t know whether they’ll be better it’s like yeah none of us [ __ ] do that’s why we talk about sports like idiots right well it’s it’s it’s an interesting discussion I don’t think it’s wrong to have the discussion and I and you know asking whether or not it’s better for Caitlyn Clark to stay in college and be extremely dominant in college especially with nil now like I don’t think that’s a wrong discussion and I don’t think it doesn’t have the energy of like telling somebody what to do but it’s wondering whether one might be more lucrative or like capital izing on uh like a certain window versus the other I think it’s a fine discussion to have I’ve seen people ask that question and just truly ask that question and get owned like hey would Caitlyn Clark make more money if she stayed in college like clearly they are saying I don’t know this answer it’s not a dumb question they [ __ ] smoked for it’s not a dumb question because this is the first time that we’ve like seen this type of situation with nil I think where like you you’ve got a extremely dominant college player who is like and no offense to to the WNBA but it’s like it’s not on like the level of like an no kayin Clark is currently more famous and could theoretically generate a Nike or a whomever more money than a lot of WNBA players that’s factual yeah what I was going to say is it’s not a dumb question at all because Angel ree who just declared for the draft during the show is on record having said before that she wasn’t going to go pro because there’s more money to be made in college and now she’s going pro which only proves the point that it’s like it’s complicated and it’s a question that should be asked it’s weird though like doesn’t it though feel like that thing that I’ve talked about a few times on this where like people suddenly don’t know how to talk about sports when sudden when like the players and the people are different it’s not I don’t think it’s not that people don’t know how to talk about sports but it’s like I think now everybody thinks that they’re [ __ ] right about everything and that you’re not allowed to have like a conversation or a discussion and you’re like taking away someone’s agency by asking that question that’s a fair point this is the biggest superstar of the uh of the Elon Twitter era so all of us are so brain dead online and we send the tweet and we make the Judgment before we finish the thought that there is so much like I tweeted I was like this is like angry and like borderline hateful the conversations that people are having about Caitlyn Clark which I’ll tell you what Pete you have to listen to a cin Clark conversation for like an hour before every show every day because Sean and I are like yo kitlin Clark was even better this most recent game than she was before that one you know who’s the [ __ ] best Caitlyn Clark which usually you’re hearing us say that about Conor McDavid or whatever well that that’s a a nice little segue because I asked the question is is there currently a Caitlyn CL Caitlyn Clark Angel Reese like equivalent in the NHL where Caitlyn Clark uh Caitlyn Clark and Angel ree personal rivalry whether or not they like each other off the court doesn’t matter personal rivalry that generates so much buzz and like that individual matchup will probably do better numbers ratings wise than the final like is that is a situation in the NHL whether it’s team versus Team or player versus player head-to-head that would guarantee a ratings Bonanza possibly better than the biggest series or Game of the Year it’s a great question because the answer factually is no because that game Caitlyn Clark against Angel ree blew out so many like massive college football games NFL games Thursday Night Football G thing it’ll probably blow out its own national champion well that yeah that’s what I’m saying like is it is there any matchup that’s guaranteed to smoke what would typically be seen as the biggest most must mustat Game of the Year from a competitive stand I think to do that you have to strip it away piece by piece and say is there an NHL player with a Caitlyn Clark like impact selfishly biasedly I will say the closest thing is Conor McDavid because when I watch the Oilers and when I watch Conor M David he as I’ve said before great players in hockey typically look a little better than the rest of the players because it’s such a fast game Conor McDavid is truly the only player I watch and I say he is so much better than everybody else when I watch Caitlyn Clark against her poor competition I feel she is so much better than everybody else you can’t take your eyes off her that exists for Conor McDavid as well I don’t think yet probably because the Oilers haven’t been successful enough there’s a massive foil to the Oilers as a hockey nerd I would say the massive foil to the Oilers is the Oilers yeah yeah like I would say Oilers golden knights I am watching every night like it is LSU against Iowa but I know in my heart of hearts there isn’t a personality and a talent like Angel Reese that’s countering what what Conor McDavid and Caitlyn Clark to the table and just the nature of the two sports like For Better or For Worse basketball is a much more individual sport whereas if you have like one giant on either side they’re going to be on the floor at the same time most of the game they have like the head-to-head 1V one kind of battles that are more rare in hockey because it’s more of a team sport you’re spending less time on the ice shared time and it’s not necessarily always going going head to-head versus like team versus Team somebody suggested maybe back in the day PK suban and Brad Marian but they were they were too good of friends and they were teammates and even when they would tussle and everything but they didn’t like each other they were they were each sides they were two uh hated teams at the time and they were each the face of why everyone hated their team so they were very important in that regard but I never like the biggest thing think about with PK suban and Brad Marshon is that PK suban [ __ ] up Brad Marshon like I’ve never seen anybody else [ __ ] up you know about that that HP check yeah oh my God that was incredible that will go down as one of the greatest how’s that guy still alive I don’t know if people remember this Brett marshan played like a couple more games after that and then was out for like a week really he was like I I gotta oh that that was like one of the most incredible non- dirty holy [ __ ] that guy got rocked but I don’t know like do you do you have maybe Bard gets there and we end up getting some Western Conference Finals but even then you need like the seating actually that’s not true because this was a lead eight but You’ need You’ need some big series of Connor versus Conor there just there really hasn’t been personal individual rivalries much in the NHL recently like the the last one that really [ __ ] move the needle for me personally was Drew dowy versus uh Matthew kachuck like Drew dowy hates Matthew kachuck guts and Matthew kachuck made his life hell every time they were out there and like that season where uh where kachuck hurt dowy like every time they met was must see TV and before that like obviously Obie and Crosby were if if we go back to suban and marshan we get to go back to oetkin and Crosby right of course but even then that was that wasn’t like that wasn’t them two kind of clashing it was their teams clashing and them leading their teams they just kind of frequently met in the playoffs well but that that’s the thing about Caitlyn Clark like the one thing about this is I feel like the media plays such a role in it and hockey media is not going to do that the way they basketball media does cuz like we talked about the day Caitlyn Clark and Angel Reese don’t guard each other like they don’t play each other on the court the Rivalry is almost entirely manufactured they both said that they like each other obviously their teams have met on very high in very uh high stake circumstances on two occasions now but they do [ __ ] talk each other not really like oh noay Clark K Clark’s a bit of an [ __ ] and I but they don’t [ __ ] talk each other like Caitlyn Clark she hits a big three she’s screaming but again Angel ree is like in the other side of the Court they’re not even near each other but last year Angel Reese did give it back to Caitlyn clar yeah but Angel ree does that to everybody like it’s not it’s not like a a thing between them it’s almost entirely manufactured and the NHL NHL media doesn’t do that and then like you said I think the game is just too different the game is too fluid and but like like rivalries like heated like personal rivalries do exist in hockey and have existed in hockey but in order for it to have the impact this it the media has to care about it and the media is not going to treat any rivalries in hockey the same way because like a it’s a basketball thing and B like the fact of the matter is race plays an incredible part in this rivalry like that’s why part of why it’s so like trumped up and obviously it’s much less likely to happen in hockey for obvious reasons in hockey like if we’re if we’re making the comparison to hockey like it has to happen between two players individuals that individually move the needle themselves right like Angel Reese moves the needle alone Caitlyn Clark obviously moves the needle alone nobody’s gonna give a [ __ ] about like a brad Marsh and uh Ryan Reeves rivalry because it’ll just be like one of these guys is just out there to cause problems yeah I’m glad that you brought up R though because it’s I was going to say culturally there’s something with the angel Reese and Caitlyn Clark thing that just doesn’t exist with mainly because the the players that we’re talking about have been around and known for a while I did not know who Caitlyn Clark was until the year 2023 and I I was probably a little late once I saw her I was like I’m watching every game from now on and this this hit like North America and suddenly it’s like hey this is your like 1975 thing like we your new favorite band it shows up and it is the best thing it’s just so new too that like people are like oh [ __ ] I didn’t and for Like For Better or Worse people are like I didn’t realize the women got down like this this is awesome whereas like guys hating each other in hockey like it’s hocky of course like that happens I think there’s a lot of people who are like I didn’t realize that the women acted like this this is awesome I yeah I I think that Caitlyn Clark we’re underselling a little bit that Caitlyn Clark I know doesn’t dunk but Caitlyn Clark has a little the Jaylen Brown like will dunk on you and stand over you a second long well she Steph Curry she’ll she’ll hit a three in your face and then she’ll [ __ ] shimmy in your face down the court and laugh at you like it’s it’s awesome she’s just like one of the like 10 most important people in the world if you’re give [ __ ] Taylor Swift Time Magazine person of the year we’re to do one right now it’s probably Trump maybe but he’s been I don’t know if he would be right now I feel like who is the we should should do Time Magazine person of the year of the week who is the that’s definitely Caitlin Clark of the week right now it’s Kaitlin Clark of the week I would yeah I mean Bobby Ryan actually could be Trevor zis the biggest hockey’s biggest rivalry right now is Trevor zis versus everybody well no I like what uh Steve I’m sorry I mispronounce your name it’s torz versus the media like that like honestly that is really the one that like you see that [ __ ] up on the screenshot which by the way he had a apparently had a very awesome press during our show oh really yeah which we can grab we I mean like when Time Magazine came out and like we had the Taylor Swift discussion we had the discussion of you know who would hockey’s person of the year be for the calendar year if we’re talking about this season the person of the year is for sure torz I think it is too or Zack Heyman we oh Zack Heyman we could do the build your person of the year thing and it’s like tor’s quarter zip uh Zack heyman’s hands but Kevin Hayes’s fingerprints uh Trevor zis is what would it be I don’t know what we want from Trevor zis his [ __ ] tear Ducks yes he cries that’s how that’s how ducks cry they C uh the only other thing I want to say about angel Reese and Caitlyn Clark is I I saw someone and obviously it depends on how their Pro careers go but like I saw someone compare them to Magic Johnson and Larry Bird and like I think that is more the tier that ultimately they can end up in where it’s like these two are in college already and now they have an opportunity to go to the pros and continue this rivalry and be the greatest of all time Pro players which I mean like both of them you can reasonably question how much their game is going to transfer to the Pro game but regardless like I I think ultimately that rivalry is going to be considered one of the greatest of all time not just the greatest of like right now I mean now that we’re talking WNBA Angel Reese in ESPN’s latest mock draft Yeah is projected to go seventh overall this this guy’s in the WNBA mock draft game love this what the [ __ ] are they I know I sound like Larry David asking about capoo right now like I’m like a little out of my depths but can somebody explain to me hockey chat I mean I don’t know I would have to look I’m guessing Cameron Brink is up there um because she’s like eight feet tall Paige Beckers is going back she’s not going to be in the draft yeah I don’t I don’t I I don’t know I couldn’t from a I hate to say this but from in a burgeoning league still how do you not you could take a celebrity with the second overall pick how are you not doing that like you should be I I’d be the shitty owner that’s like if you don’t take Angel Reese second overall you’re fired no one ever no one ever hears from you again yeah I mean if that happens again timately I I’m a little B out of out of my uh my depths here too but what do you mean this is a hockey podcast we we know and are experts in women’s baskball you know who has the second overall pick the Phoenix Mercury the Sparks oh so you could have Angel Reese keeping those colors true going to Los Angeles could could be cool but yeah I think definitely if that happens that’s something where the owner was like I don’t care about basketball LA Sparks general manager is Reagan pebbley Reagan Pebble if you do not take Angel Reese second overall I don’t want anyone to get fired but you’ve done a bad job and I know ball so you think you can do your job better than better than the woman that’s in place in the front office who’s been making money if she doesn’t been doing it her entire career you’ve been watching basketball for like a year and a half you think you can do a job pretty problematic second overall yes pretty problematic I could do the job better and her name is somebody in the chat said her name is literally angel that the marketing marketing opportunities might be worth it alone you gotta take uh I mean actually I’m not mad about her I’m looking at this maack draft I’m not mad about it at all like Aaliyah Edwards is one of the best I think she won Player of the Year a couple years ago Camila cardoso is a baller all I’ll say is that Bobby Ryan has never heard of any of those names no he couldn’t name well that was the thing I was like when he said that I was just like I can like I can name five to seven I I just really hate the people that are like I don’t know this so you shouldn’t care about bragging about your own ignorance makes me very upset and the when people just shrug off they’re like well I don’t know about it it’s cool I do Sean does like somebody does there are people who care about it and the case of the Caitlyn Clark Angel Reese thing with Bobby Ryan like proofs in the pudding baby everyone [ __ ] watch that [ __ ] that’s what I said before the show like it’s just it was always ridiculous when people did it but like especially right now like nobody cares about any sport in the nor in North America more than they care about women’s basketball right now like it is the most popular thing happening right now so they come out here and be like oh we’re going to pretend that it’s a thing brother you can pretend all you want it’s a thing like everyone is DJ was watching women’s college basketball over hockey and he does a hockey show I mean I guess I do too uh like DJ does things that cake is bacon like yeah it’s in the oven buddy it’s way too late for that uh yeah it’s just a horrible horrible time to pick that fight if you’re Bobby Ryan we never did like Spike want to demand that uh we will do the like Spike right before slay grade uh like Spike time everybody who’s in the chat shout out to you thanks for hanging out it’s like Spike time 3 2 1 hit that thumbs up right hell yeah Sean way to go and if you’re not subscribed to the YouTube channel please do that as well we’re over 5K but we want to keep growing and after uh after DJ gives his slate grade for tonight’s slate which has to be better than last night absolutely has to be make sure to give us a show grade and hit the YouTube uh the Youtube video after we’re done going live and just drop us a comment give us your show grade A A minus funny stuff boys it’s it’s up to you thanks everybody okay let’s do a slate grade presented by Game Time humping we have five games do we have six one two three six games six games this evening and way better than last night 700 p.m. we have five games this evening what’s that we have five games this evening right what did I accidentally did I leave something in there we have I I I mean I can just pull it back up right now and do it off of start.com well no no we’re good 7 P.M we have lightning at Maple Leaf 7M we have Devils at Rangers 930 p.m. we have Oilers at stars 9:30 p.m. we have Kraken at Kings 1 p.m. we have Canucks at coyotes so that is five games I must say another cuckoo banana pants structure you go from 2 at 7 to 2 at 9:30 not an 8 not an 830 not a 9 and then 110 three of these games feature two playoff teams lightning at Maple Leafs Oilers at stars Canucks at coyotes at 9:30 and 10 you have the dueling hey headliner co-headliner kind of thing where you could watch a few songs of Oilers at stars before you run over to the Canucks at coyotes I’m sorry coyotes are not a playoff team so it’s two games that have two playoff teams I just got excited because the knucks were playing but the Oilers stars in Canucks playing anybody is what you’re really going to want so the fun begins mostly at 9:30 although it’s a nice little appe of teaser with the lightning and maple leaves yeah it’s a bummer like the the Stars starting at 9:30 at home when you could have really used an 8:30 game is a bit of a a bit of a stinker in terms of structure but uh it’s because that’s a national game it’s a TNT game uh you’re getting Devil’s Rangers on TNT and then you’re getting Oiler stars on TNT so that’s why and I don’t love that this is backtack games of us not getting Gan I know and Shout out all of our friends at ESPN it is factual not as good as the Sportsnet broadcast not even [ __ ] close not even close so I was very upset watching that the other night the Oilers lost because of it and now I mean I’ll tell you what though we love the TNT boys they’re going to get up for this one Oiler Stars 100% Oiler Stars they are going to get up for this highly recommend if you’re uh if you’re like on on the peripherals if you’re just like a casual hockey fan [ __ ] stay up for Oiler star sight because that game’s going to rule it’s the crazy adults versus the actual adults yes this is like the uh what would it be this like a sports car uh against like a just re like a Lexus right yeah like a Mercedes I don’t know how much cars cost are are are like no Ferraris are more expensive but let’s say it’s like a say say Mercedes like like the stars are essentially like a Mercedes it’s well built you’re not going to go racing in it but you’re going to move around and impress yeah Oilers meanwhile are a Ferrari that might get crashed a couple of times I saw the other day a uh twitch streamer got banned from twitch because he crashed his car while live streaming and then he kept his phone going and he was yelling at the person that he hit and you could see in the video he’s driving and he’s like everyone’s telling me to stop driving so all right I’ll pull over and as he CH you could see the car in the lane like right next to him you could see the headlights of the car and immediately like phone goes flying and it cuts to him and he’s like what the [ __ ] bro you oh my God you hit my [ __ ] bro you hit my [ __ ] and this like adult in a minivan is like young man this you’re you are currently streaming this is not my fault that’s and that’s got to be awesome for insurance purposes oh yeah I I want to get a literally document your own negligence on the road and that person had so many like you could see the chat as it was happening he like no oh my God what an idiot blah so there’s a lot of people in there that’s probably his source of income and he gets banned from twitch not a good time but tonight I’ll tell you what it’s a nice little nice light kind of watching experience three games really about which you could care I don’t know I guess keep an eye on the Kings they’re trash ass behavior these days devils are already dead they’re playing it back to back whatever I’m giving this one an A minus yeah I think that’s fair I I I I was asking more from the Slate given what we had last night but it’s it Wednesdays historically lighter slate more uh more uh like substance to the smaller slate on a Wednesday this one I think falls into that classification I’ll take this on a w if you tell me I’m getting this on a Wednesday in April games with playoff implications a situation where you can we haven’t said this word yet but it’s going to be happening a lot you know what you can do tonight disrupt you can scoreboard watch M yeah Oilers hitting the intermission noblock saying now I want you to skate hard you and players are I’m not going to listen to that [ __ ] Anybody Everybody see the scoreboard how are the Canucks doing anybody got a scoreboard for me hey what’s that no playing on your phone coach I’m not playing I’m scoreboard watching crunching I’m Number crunching I’m looking at the scoreboard yeah imagine they just have like espn.com NHL scores and they’re just like that’s what they’re doing on the tablets on the bench yeah it’s just one it’s just like a static scoreboard it’s like not refreshing what does this one say what what’s happening still intermission that’s how they scoreboard watching the NHL and that’s how we do it here on the what chaos program uh we’ve had a lovely time today we will be back back tomorrow check it out subscribe 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The Buffalo Sabres held a crazy 1000th game celebration for Jeff Skinner that featured a jet ski and fried chicken. We revel in the chaos and take a look at the other 1000th game celebrations across the league this year. Plus, we check in on the teams on the playoff bubble, and more from last night in the NHL.

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1:30 Jeff Skinner & 1000th games
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