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Oilers fans trying to cope

by finbin37

25 Comments

  1. Don’t think there is a more dysfunctional team in any sport. Arizona would’ve won at least two cups with all those drafts picks

  2. You either win the cup or you don’t. The number of games you play is irrelevant.

  3. PissJugRay

    To quote Billy Beane in Moneyball

    ‘If you don’t win the last game of the season, nobody gives a damn’

  4. Fabulous_Brain

    Cup or Bust.

    It’s not Cup or make it to the finals and lose. It was Cup or Bust.

    They Busted.

    Copium is real.

  5. Inevitable-Spot-1768

    Only missing is the part where they’re mad at us for cheering that they lost

  6. Various-Passenger398

    Considering all the memes and posts, I think it’s backwards. It’s Flames fans tripping over each other to fellate themselves over the Oilers’ loss.

    I have never in my life been so wedded to someone else’s failure as much as the people in this sub.

  7. justaREDshrit

    ….now piss on his shoes and walk away know that Calgary will suck

  8. Yobbo_Man

    In the end the better team won plain and simple. Edmonton was lucky to have made it as far as they went to be honest. The planets almost aligned for them. Mercifully the Panthers saved us from that anguish.

  9. GiantJellyfishAttack

    This shit is so cringe lol. We didn’t even make the playoffs. Have some self awareness people.

    This is a minimum wage worker making fun of Elon Musk for not having as much money as Bezos.

    Same vibes.

  10. KhanSpirasi

    To be fair, they made it further than us. Way further.

  11. Lisa_lou_hoo

    I didn’t want them to win but man, I feel their pain. It’s 2004 flashbacks… empathy doesn’t make us shitty flames fans. Just a thought I had reoccur over the last day or so.

  12. purple-pinecone

    You’re all aware that next time Oilers run into Flames they’re gonns run them up 10-0, right ?

  13. jamesmess

    I’m a flames fan but COME ON GUYS, we suck!We’re pretending Tkachuk winning with Florida somehow means we win? We can’t even make the playoffs… I think we’ve been coping since 2004.

  14. flamesrock03

    Most fucking delulu fan base in all of pro sports next to the Cowboys.

    Somehow after McDavid couldn’t come out and accept the Conn Smythe, all over the internet Oilers fans were saying that McDavid had to “be with his team.” Drai, Nuge and Nurse all had alternate captaincy patches at some point this year. They can wipe some tears and hold some hands. Sure it sucks not winning the Cup but the Conn Smythe is probably the toughest fucking trophy to win especially on the losing team. Go out, shake the hand of the commissioner, pose for a photo and be the face of the league because they push it on him but he can’t really be bothered with it. Maybe tomorrow he just won’t attend the NHL awards either.

  15. Purplesundaze22

    Honestly, I don’t think Oilers fans even thought about Calgary considering how we haven’t seen you guys in two months. It’s literally the disgruntled flames fans. Saying that I also would never cheer for the flames, though even if you guys were in the finals, but y’all wanted shit so we continued it.

  16. seymourbuttz214

    Hahahaha man it’s soo true. Edmonton can NoT claim that any other fan base is whiny after this year. Honestly they earned the title for the worst. Boy are they sensitive too in their sub too

  17. Spawnacus

    Well if they want to have pissing matches about achievements we can always say we’ve won more recent division championships than them 🤷🏻

  18. RancidHulk002

    Painfully true. I live in Edmonton but have a Flames plate on my car. I went to pick my partner up from the bar after the game on Monday and a car full of Oilers fans pulled up and started yelling at me about how the Flames suck ass and whatever else then started throwing trash at my car.
    All because I have a red plate on my car not orange LMAO so fucking soft

  19. Congratulations, your plethora of first-overall picks have yet to win a cup while we’ve started a rebuild after terrible circumstances. Enjoy that low-bar “victory” while you cry perpetual loser tears 🤷🏾‍♂️

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