Sometimes you get an unavoidable craving for some Lays Salt and Vinegar Stax, we’ve all been there.
DAKiloAlpha
When the shits hit, you gotta answer the call
bachekooni
These guys get sick more often than little kids during flu season, I guess pushing your body to peak performance constantly takes it out on your immune system.
__TheWaySheGoes
Golden rule – if a player is rushed off with no obvious reason the dude probably just has to shit.
JSnow93
Wouldn’t read too much into that.
Slapshot683
If he’s not injured why is this a thing.
“Auston Matthews Took a Shit Today”
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Secondusx
Why is this news??
MrFahrenheit742
Captain priveleges
Blue_KikiT92
He’s not playing tonight and thought it’s a good day to hit the golf course, obviously! Nothing to see here, it’s all fine!! (I think)
YYZ_C
“Has the captain given up on the team already” – toronto media probably
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Matthews in playoff form
[Auston Matthews departed Leafs practice after about 25 minutes this morning. Matthews went to the dressing room after the team changed ice pads.](https://x.com/jonassiegel/status/1838608777676747019?s=46)
Masters said unclear why, no obvious issue. Maybe his morning coffee hittin
UPDATE: [Craig Berube said Mattthews had an upper-body ailment at practice. “Nothing serious”](https://x.com/dalter/status/1838626930980995574?s=46)
As long as it isn’t a high ankle sprain 🤡
No one’s safe from the gas station sushi
Trade incoming
Willy gotta stop recommending gas station sushi
Sometimes you get an unavoidable craving for some Lays Salt and Vinegar Stax, we’ve all been there.
When the shits hit, you gotta answer the call
These guys get sick more often than little kids during flu season, I guess pushing your body to peak performance constantly takes it out on your immune system.
Golden rule – if a player is rushed off with no obvious reason the dude probably just has to shit.
Wouldn’t read too much into that.
If he’s not injured why is this a thing.
“Auston Matthews Took a Shit Today”
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Why is this news??
Captain priveleges
He’s not playing tonight and thought it’s a good day to hit the golf course, obviously! Nothing to see here, it’s all fine!! (I think)
“Has the captain given up on the team already” – toronto media probably
https://preview.redd.it/jfqzn79igtqd1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de3754f569e319cac7c680c3fb1841d28ef10a5f
He had to run to the Nike store. Everyone take a deep breath.